Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Blonde Bomb]

What I don't understand is why sometimes he tweets about he had to supply food or water for his entire family, yet other times, he tweets that his transphobic parents won't let him eat/drink anything he hasn't purchased himself.

Logic would tell me that if you wouldn't permit your son to eat any food he did not purchase himself, you wouldn't expect him to provide food or drink for the entire household...but I know logic doesn't always apply to the Lou-niverse.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wait wait wait... he went to a bar? What kind of bar?!

Being the Prince of Whales, obviously marooned on a sand bar.

 

[The Dude]

What I don't understand is why sometimes he tweets about he had to supply food or water for his entire family, yet other times, he tweets that his transphobic parents won't let him eat/drink anything he hasn't purchased himself.

Logic would tell me that if you wouldn't permit your son to eat any food he did not purchase himself, you wouldn't expect him to provide food or drink for the entire household...but I know logic doesn't always apply to the Lou-niverse.

Louie wouldn't recognize logic if it came up and repeatedly started slapping his massive gut. It's clear he's extremely immature, even childish. The way he acts, his interests, even the way he argues with strangers on Twitter all point to someone who is mentally and emotionally stunted. I still don't know if he's ever been officially diagnosed as being on the Autism Spectrum, but given his immaturity and how he takes jokes/ironic statements/common sayings literally and at face value, not to mention his unconvincing lies and tall tales are very much the same that a child would make...I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he was Autistic. So it's not unexpected that he wouldn't get concepts like "logic" or "reason". He lives in the moment and will say anything he believes will gain him attention or GriftBux. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't tried to get on TardBux or welfare (if he isn't already collecting NEETbux). That wouldn't shock me either.

Being the Prince of Whales, obviously marooned on a sand bar.

The only bars Lardy-Lou knows are candy bars.

 

[Lurk]

What, did the water get shut off at the Gagliardi house? Why not pay the fucking water bill and have all the water you can drink from the tap and ice in the freezer instead of wasting money on bottled water?

Oh the water bill got paid. Lou already used that as a grift back in the early days of this thread when the pandemic was just starting up, saying they were being threatened with the water being shut off due to an unpaid bill so please gibs money. When someone tried to be helpful and told him that the water companies were not legally allowed to switch off water during the pandemic, Lou chimped out on them for offering unsolicited advice/interfering with his grift. He made sure to let everyone know he paid the bill and I think implied that Momma Gags was ungrateful or something.

So, they have access to free tap water and I'm sure his family use it. Lou is just lying because he spent all the money on sugar water for himself.

 

[ricecake]

'Morganhole' lmao

Nice place, is it?

It's nice enough. It's full of hippies and hipsters. It's a college town.

West Virginia, while depressingly poor, is also really naturally beautiful. Idk why Lou has such a hate (lady)boner for the state. Guess he needs to feel superior to someone, despite being the literal description of a stereotypical West Virginian: fat, toothless, uneducated and unemployed.

 

[Sintharia]

It's nice enough. It's full of hippies and hipsters. It's a college town.

West Virginia, while depressingly poor, is also really naturally beautiful. Idk why Lou has such a hate (lady)boner for the state. Guess he needs to feel superior to someone, despite being the literal description of a stereotypical West Virginian: fat, toothless, uneducated and unemployed.

It’s a southwest PA thing. Either you hate Ohio, because it’s flat and boring, or you hate West Virginia, because <insert some dumb reason, but also make fun of inbreeding and the fact that they’re poor>. The fact that Lou bitches a blue streak about “Pennsyltucky” then has the nerve to trash talk West Virginia is telling; there’s no difference between the two.

 

[General Disarray]

So I don't get this. If you're rich, you don't NEED to ask for money; if you are, it's for a cause/charity. God he's so stupid, and for how big he is, he is strikingly transparent lol.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

It's nice enough. It's full of hippies and hipsters. It's a college town.

West Virginia, while depressingly poor, is also really naturally beautiful. Idk why Lou has such a hate (lady)boner for the state. Guess he needs to feel superior to someone, despite being the literal description of a stereotypical West Virginian: fat, toothless, uneducated and unemployed.

Yeah, I drove through WV not that long ago. Absolutely gorgeous, definitely poor, but that's not anything to get judgy about. If I was going to judge it, it'd be for the horrendously twisty roads, the lunatic drivers, and the tolls.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Since the Mastodon server, yiff.life, didn't ban Aark for calling out Ace's grifting, she apparently thinks they're supporting Kiwi Farms.
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In case you forgot Lou, you promised to everybody that you wouldn't need to ask for money for awhile. Had to be careful about your excessive sharing.

And as usual trying to prove his worthy use of his money by telling us how he wasted it on bottled water. He mentioned it's so it would be easy to just grab a bottle... So, he's wasting money on convenience when he's starving? Hm, spending nothing on water or spending money on water that you have to transport home and creates waste.

Insisting the xbox was a gift still doesn't explain why he didn't sell it, since that a hell of an expensive want. He can't afford to keep it.

I also love the insistence that everybody online is starving him. Ok, well then I am starving everybody I give no money to. He is entitled to literally nothing.

 

[Lurk]

Please??????

Next grift is for a clipboard and legal pads yinz guiz. Just fucking WHY

 

[SIGSEGV]

Next grift is for a clipboard and legal pads yinz guiz. Just fucking WHY
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sudo apt install libreoffice

There you go Lou, I just saved you your victims some money and now you don't have to walk to the store.

 

[NyQuilninja]

There are numerous free programs for writing and he owns an Apple pen plus countless electronics devices . this has got to be his lazy scam yet

 

[ArtisanOnion]

Lou seems to be simultaneously contemplating a new ref sheet and bleaching his hair to match

Spoiler: Said current ref sheet

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Also continually bitches about the fact that extra detailed markings that take more time to get right probably would cost extra to cover the time it would take.

C18H1

Complaining about needing a haircut despite the fact that his hair already looks like he poorly cuts it himself.

C18H1

And apparently wrote a first person story seemingly about someone he refers to as "you know who"

9mD3w

 

[NadahFingah]

sudo apt install libreoffice

There you go Lou, I just saved you your victims some money and now you don't have to walk to the store.

I'm pretty sure LibreOffice comes preinstalled on most Linux distributions, so this is easily the most half-assed grift he's ever tried to pull.

 

[Dustlord]

Jeez, this thread moves fast. I take a few days off and there's 20 new pages

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So I'm expected to believe he wears a bra but can't be bothered to shave his neckbeard occasionally.

 

[Sintharia]

Lou seems to be simultaneously contemplating a new ref sheet and bleaching his hair to match
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This sounds like Lou opting to embrace his full blown "Karen" behavior by making his appearance match.

 

[0 0]

Please??????
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Next grift is for a clipboard and legal pads yinz guiz. Just fucking WHY
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So it's hot enough to give Louis a heat stroke, then suddenly rainfall hits after it's nice and cool. I'm presuming he doesnt want to write in the middle of a storm, yet despite grifting for a laptop and tablet for "writing on the go," he's suddenly decided that analog is where it's at.

Okay.

 

[HannibalLecter]

Complaining about needing a haircut despite the fact that his hair already looks like he poorly cuts it himself.
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Ebegging for haircut money? Buy some clippers and use a mirror instead of being a lazy fuck. Able bodied people are doing that in a pandemic and it might make a hot femme wig stay on better.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Most women have long hair. Most women use ponytail elastic bands to keep their hair pulled back into a pony tail. It even saves money, because as it grows long you can just keep pulling it back or pull it into a poop bun.

I dunno guys... I'm starting to doubt this trans title he claims to have.

 

[Next Task]

What's the name for when you have a shopping addiction? Because I think Lou has it. Like he doesn't exist if he's not spending money.

Also, I do like him acting as if he never lies, followed by a long list of bullshit he's claimed just to try and not lose an internet argument. He'll make up anything he wants to try and overrule an internet random or to excuse his begging, but no, he's the most honest person you'll ever meet.

Except when he's the biggest bastard you'll ever meet, because being an asshole is synonymous with being honest.