🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[ClipBitch]

The only way I could ever forgive Kraut is if he starts a weekly show where he reads gators tweets using his nasally gator voice.

 

[WTFrU?]

Too early to tell, I honestly have been enjoying this turnaround from a few years back when everyone was shitting on him. He pretty much took Jim's advice, "if you come back, come back as a troll", he not only did that but is coming out with content that his fans enjoy and from what I can tell hasn't shit on his fans like Baked Alaska and Ethan Ralph. We'll see if he keeps it up but honestly who doesn't love a good comeback story, it's one of the reasons I used to be a Ralph fan... fresh out of jail with few fans and he became a top dog on YouTube... people like to watch a comeback and root for the underdog.

WTF are you talking about? That shitheel was on the farms about two weeks ago, musing about doing another hit piece. That fucker hasn't learned shit

 

[Kenobi]

brah take that back

Kraut used to be someone who ruled your kind (paypigge discord jannys). As low as he has been atleast has never been a janny for a discord thats not even his own. Do you pay to be a janny in riketas discord or how does the selection procces go?

WTF are you talking about? That shitheel was on the farms about two weeks ago, musing about doing another hit piece. That fucker hasn't learned shit

Oh come on half of this site is hitpieces. Most youtubers make their living by making hitpices on each other. Its part of the game. Metokur, Ralph, Null, PPP, godwinson they all do it.

I just realised something didnt Ralph use to have some say with dlive decisons? I seem to remember him being able to kill streams he didnt like (like when randbot started talking shit about him.) He also got rand unbanned 4 or 5 times when he was banned for being and idiot.
So if Ralph wasn´t such a moron, if he wasn´t so desperate for a win that one time with Vaush he would have kept his gay little dlive check mark thus he would be able to get PPP banned/suspended. Killing his momentum thus killing the comedy. Ralph is the architect of his own destruction its acutally beutiful in a way.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I just realised something didnt Ralph use to have some say with dlive decisons? I seem to remember him being able to kill streams he didnt like (like when randbot started talking shit about him.) He also got rand unbanned 4 or 5 times when he was banned for being and idiot.
So if Ralph wasn´t such a moron, if he wasn´t so desperate for a win that one time with Vaush he would have kept his gay little dlive check mark thus he would be able to get PPP banned/suspended. Killing his momentum thus killing the comedy. Ralph is the architect of his own destruction its acutally beutiful in a way.

I think early on he had some sway with them, but since Ralph has been there they've gotten some rather large names on the site that pull more than him. Plus he lost his verified sticker due to his exceptionalism and had to sacrifice Rand to not get permabanned so I'd say he's probably on thin ice with the platform as a whole, unless you're willing to believe people like Britbong who claimed Ralph had a dlive Staff Member in his pocket which could be true but could also just be BS. He definitely doesn't have the same amount of sway as he did with stream.me and I think that bothers Ralph a lot.

 

[Psicopax]

Alright, just making sure. I was going to KMS if we were.

I think we should forgive Kraut if not only for the fact that Spectre would off himself. Which sounds like a pretty nice bonus if anything.

 

[Vetti]

I think early on he had some sway with them, but since Ralph has been there they've gotten some rather large names on the site that pull more than him. Plus he lost his verified sticker due to his exceptionalism and had to sacrifice Rand to not get permabanned so I'd say he's probably on thin ice with the platform as a whole, unless you're willing to believe people like Britbong who claimed Ralph had a dlive Staff Member in his pocket which could be true but could also just be BS. He definitely doesn't have the same amount of sway as he did with stream.me and I think that bothers Ralph a lot.

I believe he lost his verified badge after the night he drunkenly ranted and raved about how he was going to dox and harass Vaush's girlfriend and I assume he lost a lot of sway with that. It must've finally set in that he's an irresponsible drunken retard who ruins everything he touches.

 

[instythot]

I believe he lost his verified badge after the night he drunkenly ranted and raved about how he was going to dox and harass Vaush's girlfriend and I assume he lost a lot of sway with that. It must've finally set in that he's an irresponsible drunken retard who ruins everything he touches.

Yeah, but that'll be because of the post tantrum stream with Ryan "Randbot2020" johnson immediately afterwards, not because of the Vaush stream. that's where Ethan set a new high water mark for drunkenly shooting his mouth off with Rand as the voice of reason.

Reminder of Ethan accidentally dropping truth bombs like "i don't even care about MY life"

 

[Spectre_06]

Kraut used to be someone who ruled your kind (paypigge discord jannys). As low as he has been atleast has never been a janny for a discord thats not even his own. Do you pay to be a janny in riketas discord or how does the selection procces go?

You do know I'm not a mod on Nick's Discord, right? Just in his streams. And even then God was more active during the Holocaust than I am in doing that. I was only made a mod to help with the porn bot spam months back.

 

[Kenobi]

You do know I'm not a mod on Nick's Discord, right? Just in his streams. And even then God was more active during the Holocaust than I am in doing that. I was only made a mod to help with the porn bot spam months back.

YOUR NOT EVEN A DISCORD MOD? Your just a wrench monkey? So its all work, you cant even lord your power over other plebs? (A Janny is still a janny) SAD. How many 20 dollar superchats were required for that or is it a deal like with @Captain Manning where you believe you are true honest friends?

Edit just because its funny and adds context

ecelebrity worship is a cancer

 

[PhoBingas]

It hasn't been posted here yet I don't think.
It looks like PPP has taken a hit out on the gunt, carried out by ICP no less. This was posted to PPP's youtube channel.
Truly kino as fuck.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Wait, are we giving @Kraut a redemption arc?

Are we giving him a redemption arc? Absolutely not.

Kino Kraut has already been REDEEMED in the eyes of our allpowerful and forgiving Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Godspeed to you and your sensual bathing beauty of a mother Kraut.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

You honestly cry about muh family dox when you were threatening and condoning it previously? Unbelievably based

Edit: That picture @Kenobi totally makes that weeb sound like a goofball. Nick is a nice guy but I doubt he really considers him his friend like he does that black guy or whatever. e-celeb jannies are the worst

 

[ShoddyNoodle]

I've always found ralph to be the least entertaining out of the original IBS people and always wished he would be replaced, even baked alaska used to have better livestreams (very briefly, before he had a mental breakdown and was revealed as a grifter). watching his various humiliating downfalls have been way more entertaining than his stale livestream

You're not wrong, this shit is hilarious. I guess that's what I get for not knowing much about him before the IBS shit started

 

[instythot]

"I am going to make more Ronnie Ralph videos? You know why? Because now I know that it bothers you"

Why could none of these morons simply ignore Ashton and leave him to the 80 subs he had when this all started? Every response is just a shovel full of coal into his retarded revenge train. Even if he didn't come out and say it, it couldn't be more obvious that he lives for the reactions he gets

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Nothing wrong with that meal that a Ukrainian wife wouldn't fix

It already looks like standard Ukrainian type food anyway.
Null cooking is 100% more appealing than anything ralphs posted this past week.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

YOUR NOT EVEN A DISCORD MOD? Your just a wrench monkey? So its all work, you cant even lord your power over other plebs? (A Janny is still a janny) SAD. How many 20 dollar superchats were required for that or is it a deal like with @Captain Manning where you believe you are true honest friends?

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ecelebrity worship is a cancer

This is incredibly sad. There was a time in my life where I had to use a neighbor as an emergency contact (they fed my animals until i got home and i paid them $20 so it's not like we were close or anything), but some random eceleb making medical decisions for me?

How do you not have nobody? Not even a neighbor or a cornerstore guy? A coworker you drink with in the parking lot after a shift sometimes? Fuck. I always wondered where those $150+ donations were coming from and it's people that probably just don't know anybody and can't get to know anybody because they're spending their nights moderating chats for ecelebs.

 

[tendies and custard]

get away from the internet

As always, Bryan, you dish it out, but can't observe your own advice. Nothing changes, eh?

 

[Crystal Golem]

I'm getting kind of a Slenderman Stabber vibe from Ralph's sandwichmaker. Unremarkable, boring, nerds with thin hair and a creepypasta obsession. Is this bitch going to sacrifice the gunt to her tulpa? Is that how the corn harvest happens?

 

[Kenobi]

"I am going to make more Ronnie Ralph videos? You know why? Because now I know that it bothers you"

Why could none of these morons simply ignore Ashton and leave him to the 80 subs he had when this all started? Every response is just a shovel full of coal into his retarded revenge train. Even if he didn't come out and say it, it couldn't be more obvious that he lives for the reactions he gets

AND THE VIDEO IS GONE!
Is that a new record is was up for less then an hour.... Holy shit hes MAD tonight bois.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

How do you not have nobody?

Listen here shit for brains, you don't understand the keep, personal connection I have with the God Emper- Nick the internet lawyer. What we have is special.