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Ralph if you want Jim to come on youāre gonna need to catch corona.
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To be fair, a fertile 10/10 wouldn't even come close to the 5'1" mass of hanging flesh that is Ralph, and even if by some stroke of misfortune she did, not only would Gunty not have enough confidence to talk to her, but she would run for dear life from this lovecraftian body horror. Besides, we are talking about a man that if you surgically removed his limbs you could use him as a bowling ball.Ethan has said himself he's "doing more interviews than ever!" but it's all very lackluster and not translating into steady viewer growth. He remembers the fun they had when there was an "enemy" of the show they could roast and puff themselves up in comparison.
This is an obviously a move to make his audience think there is some major drama going on right now. I can't imagine a lot of the current KS audience would read this thread so Ethan and Shannon appear to be barking at the moon from an outsider's perspective. It can go on for a while but people are gonna get bored hearing about the LIES being spread in regards to his fetching girlfriend.
Also, you date an eighteen year-old when they are a fertile, 10/10; not some retarded used-up hag who considers her "trauma" to be something to look up to and respect.
I'm not taking Ralphs side but I'd list a cuck lower than an alcoholiExcept Matt's not a slovenly drunkard with a rap sheet. So Matt's actually better than Ralph.
Isn't not being able to recognize jokes a sign of autismIt's even fucking crazier when you remember that Ethan Ralph wasn't even the target or punchline. It was a joke about bloodthirsty people needing blood and Ralph's will calm them down momentarily
Bowling balls are hard though. He's more like a half deflated yoga ball.To be fair, a fertile 10/10 wouldn't even come close to the 5'1" mass of hanging flesh that is Ralph, and even if by some stroke of misfortune she did, not only would Gunty not have enough confidence to talk to her, but she would run for dear life from this lovecraftian body horror. Besides, we are talking about a man that if you surgically removed his limbs you could use him as a bowling ball.
I'm not really even convinced that DLive is as prickly as Ralph makes it out to be. It only really is for him, and for good reason.Mostly because he's not on YouTube anymore, and because of how high profile his disaster was he'd never be able to secret sock back onto it. All he had to do was not invite a bunch of holocaust deniers on and just make fun of the bitch with the smurf vagina with Dick and Metokur and he might still be on YouTube.
It's not even like being on Dlive let his show preserve its edge. He's constantly toned down his content, killed off cohosts, and screens callers to appease Dlive's administration He's as fenced in as he would be on YouTube without the benefit of the audience or superchats (which use Google Pay and are more accessible). He knows he can't replace Dlive, at least not right now, so he'll do whatever it takes to stay on.
He tweets from a new twitter due to the old one being banned. Thats about it. He also made a 13 minute video (which probably took a day at most to make) about a falseflagger pissing himself because of BLM.Does Jim O'patty even do anything anymore? I haven't heard a word from him in months. He's not coming back on shannon and ralph.
She would if he was rich enough... but clearly he's not, no matter how much he wants to brag about earning 1000To be fair, a fertile 10/10 wouldn't even come close to the 5'1" mass of hanging flesh that is Ralph, and even if by some stroke of misfortune she did, not only would Gunty not have enough confidence to talk to her, but she would run for dear life from this lovecraftian body horror. Besides, we are talking about a man that if you surgically removed his limbs you could use him as a bowling ball.
That's the odd thing about Metokur. When Ralph is at a super low point, he will come on for a show or two, save him, then disappear. I understand why Ralph thinks this time he will be saved as well. Even though Metokur had abandoned ibs long ago, when Ralph had a low point a few months ago (I can't remember what the Ralph low point was this time), Metokur came on. Metokur came on after Ralph went to jail to give him a boost. Clearly the Gamergate ties between the two are strong. Ralph probably thinks he will be saved again and the pattern will continue.I don't know why everyone thinks Metokur will jump in to help them, I guess they did forget the whole "no internet friends" thing. This is kinda sad really, trying to drag someone in to protect you from the consequences of your own actions
Even in the small case Gym shows up again there is no saving he can do this time. If that's the hill he chooses to die on, fine, you live by the gunt you die by the gunt. However i think probably he will just keep his coronaposting going and just make boring videos about shit nobody cares about and leave ralph in the gutter except if explicitly provoked. The other case of Gym giving a shit about this is Ralph having his very own Tonka knoxville momment which in that case he will make a video about him to appease his paypiggies. That's how he operates.Clearly the Gamergate ties between the two are strong. Ralph probably thinks he will be saved again and the pattern will continue.
He doesnāt have a rap sheet, but we donāt know if he isnāt a slovenly drunkard.Except Matt's not a slovenly drunkard with a rap sheet. So Matt's actually better than Ralph.
Yes we do. Matt has to avoid alcohol because he caught the Beetus.He doesnāt have a rap sheet, but we donāt know if he isnāt a slovenly drunkard.
That hasnāt stopped Ralph.Yes we do. Matt has to avoid alcohol because he caught the Beetus.
That hasnāt stopped Ralph.
The most important low point in Jim's mind right now would still have to be Ralph's embarrassing handling of the stream that began the Dax Simpspiracy. Jim comes on and gets trapped in a call where he unironically gets called "untrickable" by ecelebs who should know better than to say something so cringy, regardless of whether he was or wasn't tricked. And on top of that, the poor management of all the people in the call left him lost and barely understanding what was going on except for a few rare moments. It was a mess, and then it began a string of bad decisions that lasted for weeks.That's the odd thing about Metokur. When Ralph is at a super low point, he will come on for a show or two, save him, then disappear. I understand why Ralph thinks this time he will be saved as well. Even though Metokur had abandoned ibs long ago, when Ralph had a low point a few months ago (I can't remember what the Ralph low point was this time), Metokur came on. Metokur came on after Ralph went to jail to give him a boost. Clearly the Gamergate ties between the two are strong. Ralph probably thinks he will be saved again and the pattern will continue.
As I was reading this, I swear I could hear "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads play in the background.I'm 99% sure this is just them trying to rope in Metokur. In Ralph's head, they're imagining a Jim livestream with 50k viewers where he just calls me a pedophile over and over again with shit he pulled off ED before jumping over to Dlive to talk to his best friend Ralph on a 10k #Killstream special where I am then finally, totally obliterated and the entire site goes down with me. Ralph, of course, is covering this Jim-induced hysteria on the site as there is SomethingAwful-style mass riots and exoduses every night for two weeks. He's making nightly superchat hauls of $1000 or more. Metokur's back on every day, with other special guest appearances. Zidan even comes back because he's so impressed. At the end, I put up a death notice where I shake my fist in rage at Ralph and Jim. They all make out live on air while Faith gives him head under the table.
Reality is, Jim doesn't give a fuck about IBS anymore and tomorrow the alarm clock will prod Ralph out of peaceful slumber into a new hangover and an inch closer to death, the same as it does every day.
I don't think Jim will ever make a video about Ralph - jail, Healstream, Pillstream, Miami, any of his numerous spergouts on his and other people's steams over the years - nothing. Jim could easily have made a video on Ralph long ago, but he doesn't. Ralph seems to be some kind of sacred cow to Jim. He makes a few jokes, trying to get Ralph to laugh at himself so the trolls will go away, and that's it. Maybe behind the scenes he's ripping him a new one, but maybe it's like JF. He won't make a video because people want him to.The other case of Gym giving a shit about this is Ralph having his very own Tonka knoxville momment which in that case he will make a video about him to appease his paypiggies. That's how he operates.
I'm not really even convinced that DLive is as prickly as Ralph makes it out to be. It only really is for him, and for good reason.