Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Once I heard he contemplated suicide all those years ago when G4 went to shit, all the other pieces of the puzzle came together. Poor bastard. He's said and done some stupid shit, but he's got a lot of troubles and isn't coping with him well. Sorry, Adam.
 
If he banged her, he'd already be MeToo'd by now. You wait long enough suddenly anyone who sleeps with Blowey Zoey retroactively becomes Ike Turner.

Except Zoe only MeToo's guys she's slept with if it means she can gain clout from their death.

Adam Sessler has no real money, influence, or clout and hasn't since the 2010 midterm elections at the absolute latest.

I wouldn't be surprised if Sessler did fuck Zoe Quinn on a coke bender way way back in 2011 or something but by the time GG popped off, Adam Sessler was already a pathetic joke.

Ironically, Adam Sessler's also so detested among all sides of the gaming industry that Quinn might get a bit more respect and extend her fifteen minutes of fame if she did drive Soyboy Tony Montana to off himself.
 
This guy isn't working midnights at a Gas Station now? Weird.
TBH, at this point I would assume he already does. I don't think he will ever get something of a job related to the gaming industry.

Every time I see this topic bumped, I assume Sessler either OD'd or got MeToo'd.

Tyrone doesn't MeToo, now drop the soap.
 
Jesus Fucking Christ, what are you on about Adam?

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Jesus Fucking Christ, what are you on about Adam?

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It sounds like at one point the company asked him to provide a disclaimer because they were afraid that his Twitter ravings would scare away potential investors. So I guess his solution was to do it in the most obnoxious way possible. It also goes to show you how much you are perceived as damaged goods that a company no one knows or cares about would ask you to publicly state your lack of affiliation than try to garner interest from your 200k+ followers, literally 100x more than the company. It says even more if you founded said company.
 

This is blowing up. G4TV just tweeted this. Morgan Webb's take
I'm just impressed someone remembered the password to the twitter
And here's Adam Sessler
Woah, that's a twitter account i didn't expect to see again

Numerous people still want Adam and Morgan despite the former proving to be a fucking idiot.
 

This is blowing up. G4TV just tweeted this. Morgan Webb's take

And here's Adam Sessler


Numerous people still want Adam and Morgan despite the former proving to be a fucking idiot.

Yeah AOTS too. Rumor is that they're going to revive G4. Maybe for once they can actually stick to gaming.
 
Yeah AOTS too. Rumor is that they're going to revive G4. Maybe for once they can actually stick to gaming.

I can't imagine why anyone would think reviving that network/brand is a smart financial idea unless - like most video game publishers - it exists solely to be the PR arm of various studios. I mean how many competing video game shows, sites, and channels already exist, not even counting the complete randoms who just do streaming with takes.
 
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This is blowing up. G4TV just tweeted this. Morgan Webb's take

And here's Adam Sessler


Numerous people still want Adam and Morgan despite the former proving to be a fucking idiot.
Most of them probably have no idea what either Adam or Morgan have been up to since the show ended. If they actually do come back, I predict Adam to be a major pain in the ass to deal with on set when the cameras aren't rolling. We can only hope they do the show live and he has some kind of meltdown on air.
 
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