Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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‘As in real life, if you’re cool, we’re cool’

Says the man who told people politely telling him it’s not good or healthy to scream at people on the internet to eat a bag of dicks. It seems that the only people he considers ‘cool’ are people more powerful than him like Molyneux and Pitchford who he can suck up to...
 
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That was an epic Twitter meltdown, completely wasted because Adam barely qualifies as even a former "celebrity". The fact that he almost killed himself when XPlay was canceled is just sort of sad. He felt his life had peaked before he was even in his mid thirties. And now he's just burning bridges while he thinks he's defending some industry bigwigs. They are probably not even aware of him these days but if they were they'd run as far away from him as they could. He is a ruined mess.
 
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Starscreams Cape said:
That was an epic Twitter meltdown, completely wasted because Adam barely qualifies as even a former "celebrity". The fact that he almost killed himself when XPlay was canceled is just sort of sad. He felt his life had peaked before he was even in his mid thirties. And now he's just burning bridges while he thinks he's defending some industry bigwigs. They are probably not even aware of him these days but if they were they'd run as far away from him as they could. He is a ruined mess.
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Adam Sessler is just simping for corporations.
Which I guess isn't at all rare in gaming media.
 
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See, that's the thing, I get the vibe from Sessler that the guy has genuine mental issues, I can't help but feel bad for him.

Suicidal ideation is no joke, sometimes the reasons can seem stupid to an outsider but mean the world to you, I've been there, life has a way of shitting on you and sometimes you feel like enough is enough.

Maybe if he was in a less toxic environment than San Francisco he could get a better sense of perspective.

I don't know, I just feel kinda bad for the guy.
 
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Dom Cruise said:
See, that's the thing, I get the vibe from Sessler that the guy has genuine mental issues, I can't help but feel bad for him.

Suicidal ideation is no joke, sometimes the reasons can seem stupid to an outsider but mean the world to you, I've been there, life has a way of shitting on you and sometimes you feel like enough is enough.

Maybe if he was in a less toxic environment than San Francisco he could get a better sense of perspective.

I don't know, I just feel kinda bad for the guy.
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I'd feel more bad for him if he didn't try to push away people who are giving him good advice.
 
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Meowthkip said:
I'd feel more bad for him if he didn't try to push away people who are giving him good advice.
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To be fair, if you are legitimately mentally ill you probably can't recognize good advice. If I were close to him I'd beg him to get some sort of counseling. Of course they already might have and he probably called them cock-stained shit-heels.
 
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I too watched G4TV back in the day, so this thread was an incredibly cool journey.

Adam wants to piss away his life in a melodramatic fashion for whatever reason, and I say let him. A thing I appreciate about KF is that not only does it showcase some people being LOLcows in ways I couldn't even make up, but it also repeatedly demonstrates why pity for any of these people is an enormous waste of one's positive resources.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
I too watched G4TV back in the day, so this thread was an incredibly cool journey.

Adam wants to piss away his life in a melodramatic fashion for whatever reason, and I say let him. A thing I appreciate about KF is that not only does it showcase some people being LOLcows in ways I couldn't even make up, but it also repeatedly demonstrates why pity for any of these people is an enormous waste of one's positive resources.
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I used to lurk in the G4 forums. Fun times.
 
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