Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

Guarantee you that if anyone asks, Jess will declare that New Guy was one of those filthy subhuman non-maskers who quite deservedly perished of the VIRUS along with his entire family.
Except we all know New Guy is exactly the type of dude to have extra, sealed in plastic, masks just in case someone needed one.
 
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Hooooooly Shit, so their lazy asses are fully supported by trust fund tech goat?
I'm sure anyone would be SUPER happy to pay for EVERYTHING for a whole house of other people and that would never lead to ANY animosity or resentment.
Paying for nothing, having all the cooking done for them and still constantly bitching and moaning and generally being awful. This is just being 30 and still living with mom and dad without admitting you're still living with mom and dad.
Does Jesse actually think the Wuhan Flu is the Black Death 2.0 or is he being hyperbolic?
 
Does Jesse actually think the Wuhan Flu is the Black Death 2.0 or is he being hyperbolic?

Probably a little of both. The narrative is that the virus is incredibly deadly and quite possibly an extinction level event, and the vague, constant pressure of that has no doubt internalized it for some people who are naturally prone to living in fear and huddling inside their homes anyway... it's a narrative essentially designed to play on people who don't really want to be in control of their own fate. But considering that Jesse almost certainly thinks that everything will be fine if everyone votes straight party Democrat, then there's probably a little bit of knowledge that it's all overblown bullshit lurking around in there.
 
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They just can’t stop the deviancy, can they?
 
Probably a little of both. The narrative is that the virus is incredibly deadly and quite possibly an extinction level event, and the vague, constant pressure of that has no doubt internalized it for some people who are naturally prone to living in fear and huddling inside their homes anyway... it's a narrative essentially designed to play on people who don't really want to be in control of their own fate. But considering that Jesse almost certainly thinks that everything will be fine if everyone votes straight party Democrat, then there's probably a little bit of knowledge that it's all overblown bullshit lurking around in there.
Well the covid-19 is deadly, not that incredibly bad for most people but there are demographics that are in danger. Just look at devastation it caised in Italy, neither hospitals or morgues could handle all the people who died there do the epidemic. Jess has had an organ transplant (kidney if I remember correctly) and so has compromised immune system. It's perfectly understandable and fair that Jess is more worried than most.

Still it's just bad writing how the topic is handled in tbe comic. Of course the self insert dog is in deadly danger, of course everyone is willing and able to sacrifice for her safety without it being that bad, of course the biggest issue is that the green kitty feels useless but don't worry there is emotional validation to the rescue.
 
Ok this got me thinking aftre watching a normal cat existing in this comics world.
Can the ACAB art from the previous comic be considered racist? It does feature a pig, perpetuating a negative stereotype of what I want to assume is not supposed to be a race of people that all happen to choose to become police officers.
 
Ok this got me thinking aftre watching a normal cat existing in this comics world.
Can the ACAB art from the previous comic be considered racist? It does feature a pig, perpetuating a negative stereotype of what I want to assume is not supposed to be a race of people that all happen to choose to become police officers.
No. You can't be racist against racist people, they deserve it. Just like it's okay to steal from art stores because you're sticking it to "The Man" even though the employees are the ones who have to bear the burden of your actions.
 
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It's weird when Jess does these big "feels" comics for characters like Green Shit Cat and Thief Dog. Stuff like that would tug a bit at the heart if they were coming from characters we could connect with and become invested in their emotional well being but seeing Green Shit Cat, who is surrounded by enablers, has no responsibilities and no obligations sing about being betrayed and sad is just stupid.
I imagine Green Shit Cat's idea of a betrayal is Blue Big Bird not kissing their ass for one day. Meanwhile, Blue Big Bird, the one character who has a job and friends and seems kind of nice is depicted as utterly obsessed with Green Shit Cat, constantly telling them that she loves them and doing them favours.

I agree with @Meowthkip's assessment of these all being aspects of Jess herself, but goddamn does it make for an unlikeable cast of characters.

Bleh. Sounds like Sum 41(if I'm being generous) with shittier recording equipment. Every part of the comic is just the last bit of the song though, even the "fucking sad" part.
 
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