Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob wants to be popular with the people he imagines are the cool kids. He couldn’t manage it in school but he hasn’t given up in adulthood. As has been noted so many times, Bob needs to grow the fuck up.

https://youtu.be/5lKRBeCmzD0

Basically Bob.

 

[dzonatan]

Fortunately not even Hitler, Stalin et al wants a "colleague" like Bob.

Hitler definitely as he was disgusted at all forms of degeneracy: gluttony included.
Stalin however liked using Bio-leninism methods because they guaranteed loyalty.
A basement dwelling neck-beard elevated to a position of power would obey Stalin and do everything he'd order him to in order to retain his newly "earned" position.
If not, he'd be send back to basement where he was picked up, except he'd also be then dragged out of it and torn to shreds as he wouldn't be part of the protected elite anymore.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

A video I saw on MacNamara's Morons pointed out that these guys often had to be constantly babysat by the rest of their squads. While we know they died at a much higher rate in combat, we have no idea how many times they may have caused other soldiers to get killed with their bad decisions and slow reaction times.

The plan of sending these dumb, in many cases full blown diagnosed retarded men into battle was very much a social engineering first, war effort second thing. The theory by the "experts" was that combat would whip these idiots into shape and give them life skills and training when they got back. As far as what it would actually mean in combat, they never seemed to think in any more detail than "more soldiers good."

Proof that being an "expert", AKA educated, doesn't mean you have any wisdom or common sense.

Being an expert also doesn’t mean you have experience as well.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I rather love watching Bob rage against the reality that he’s still not one of the cool kids. I think he thought having a verified account would seal the deal, allowing him to be exactly as nasty as he always has been. What he wrote about his unpopularity in school, and how he chose to deal with it, is as true as ever. But at age 40, he’s still not mature enough to see the error of his ways. And every tweet and utterance validates his prediction: Bob still fucking hates himself. The world is a just place.

 

[Neko GF]

"Agree with me or kill yourself, stupid troglodytes":

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1286786483190456324 (Archive)

The duality of Robert: Part SIMP, part misogynist:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1286809536075116546 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1286789355957256193 (Archive)

 

[Mola Ram]

"Agree with me or kill yourself, stupid troglodytes":
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The duality of Robert: Part SIMP, part misogynist:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1286809536075116546 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1286789355957256193 (Archive)

Every time I read an especially condescending tweet of his, it occurs to me that Bob is in desperate need of a good, hard, punch to the face.

Not getting killed, not getting the shit kicked out of him, not getting some kind of serious injury. Just a hard, solid punch to the mouth, maybe break his nose. Just reality crashing into him for a few seconds. Someone driving home the point that when you are this huge of an asshole, when you are this undeservedly egotistical, when you hold yourself up as this exemplar of intellect when you're really just a mouthy jerkoff who's half-bright at best, then reality will snap back and bring you back down to earth. Ears ringing, fat mouth all swollen up, maybe a shiner. Just one good punch, Universe. That's all I ask.

 

[Positron]

The Abortion Chick has some wisdom that Bobby can learn from: no one thinks a Youtuber as learned or literate.

Although mentioning yourself being on Twitter makes an even lower impression.

More about AOC, and "the DUMB part of the country":


Defund the Military to improve our Culture!

Bobby should remember most of our population need to be defended against foreign invasion; not everyone is a sharpshooter / expert survivalist like him.

Bobby takes Chinky chest-humping seriously:

"Pompeo, in his speech in the Richard Nixon Presidential Library, claims he will model himself as the 21st-century John Foster Dulles, waging a new Crusade against China in a globalized World. What he does is the very picture of "an ant crashing into a tree'. It is the time for all peace-loving people in the world to stand out and stop him, before he puts the world in greater peril."

I have never heard the idiom "ant crashing into a tree" (rabbit, yes; ant, no. But perhaps it is a local Peking slang that I'm not aware of). And note the deliciously confused metaphor: how can a mere ant "put the world in greater peril"? I bet, instead of being "steamed", Pompeo will laugh with his intern.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

So given that this thread is almost 3,000 pages strong, does Moviebob have a lot of variety in the insanity and self-aggrandizement or is he really repetitive?

 

[Red Hood]

"Agree with me or kill yourself, stupid troglodytes":
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The duality of Robert: Part SIMP, part misogynist:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1286809536075116546 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1286789355957256193 (Archive)

Bob has never fucking watched Bruce Lee fighting anyone outside of a movie (or more likely, movie clips). Lee incorporated lessons learned from Western wrestlers and boxers and his martial arts were never about the superiority of Chinese styles (in fact, Jeet Kune Do came about essentially through analyzing his training in Wing Chun and recognizing the weak points and deficiencies in the system). It essentially prioritizes what works vs what's bullshit.

Of course Bruce Lee also said "The more we value things, the less we value ourselves." Something tells me he wouldn't support a Consoomer like Blob.

So given that this thread is almost 3,000 pages strong, does Moviebob have a lot of variety in the insanity and self-aggrandizement or is he really repetitive?

He's pretty repetitive to be honest, but he's prolific.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So given that this thread is almost 3,000 pages strong, does Moviebob have a lot of variety in the insanity and self-aggrandizement or is he really repetitive?

He has a predictable formula that he follows, which is amusing in and of itself (watching him simp for big-tit Asian women never gets old). But sometimes, he goes beyond the pale, and that's when his status as a lolcow truly shines. Take, for example, his completely unironic "Germany should invade Poland and straighten them out" tweet.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So given that this thread is almost 3,000 pages strong, does Moviebob have a lot of variety in the insanity and self-aggrandizement or is he really repetitive?

To be honest he does get repetitive. It's usually the same "I am better than the rest of the world and those that I disagree/don't like need to be purged/put on trains" intermixed with primo consoomerism. Every once in awhile the mask does fully slip like his most recent debacle when he suggested that Germany should invade fucking Poland. While I am amazed and enthralled at the sheer amount of stupid, impotent anger, it's those little bursts of rage filled autism that I live for.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

A video I saw on MacNamara's Morons pointed out that these guys often had to be constantly babysat by the rest of their squads. While we know they died at a much higher rate in combat, we have no idea how many times they may have caused other soldiers to get killed with their bad decisions and slow reaction times.

The plan of sending these dumb, in many cases full blown diagnosed retarded men into battle was very much a social engineering first, war effort second thing. The theory by the "experts" was that combat would whip these idiots into shape and give them life skills and training when they got back. As far as what it would actually mean in combat, they never seemed to think in any more detail than "more soldiers good."

Proof that being an "expert", AKA educated, doesn't mean you have any wisdom or common sense.

Dumbasses like Forrest and Bubba being recruited to serve in Vietnam was the only part of the Forrest Gump movie that I found remotely realistic. Bob wouldn't have made it past basic training if he had been drafted for the war. He would have pulled a Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket and shot his drill sergeant after demanding 20 lbs of McDonalds food for his daily rations and being told to stop being a disgusting fatbody.

 

[Positron]

So given that this thread is almost 3,000 pages strong, does Moviebob have a lot of variety in the insanity and self-aggrandizement or is he really repetitive?

He doesn't have too many songs to sing (being a pop-culture obsessed smooth-brain has its limits), but the fun is seeing him deteriorate and dig himself deeper. Occasionally he does develop a new pattern of behavior: while his thirsting for women, especially lesbians, is not exactly new, he never did it so frequently and blatantly as he did recently.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Every time I read an especially condescending tweet of his, it occurs to me that Bob is in desperate need of a good, hard, punch to the face.

Not getting killed, not getting the shit kicked out of him, not getting some kind of serious injury. Just a hard, solid punch to the mouth, maybe break his nose. Just reality crashing into him for a few seconds. Someone driving home the point that when you are this huge of an asshole, when you are this undeservedly egotistical, when you hold yourself up as this exemplar of intellect when you're really just a mouthy jerkoff who's half-bright at best, then reality will snap back and bring you back down to earth. Ears ringing, fat mouth all swollen up, maybe a shiner. Just one good punch, Universe. That's all I ask.

I may have posted this 400 pages ago when I first got here, but Bob would benefit hugely from a stint at a very tough boot camp — the kind obnoxious punks get sent to by their parents, complete with desert treks and 12-hour days of hard work. It would have done him a world of good if he’d been sent to such a place as a teenager, but here we are. Bob has nothing to qualify him as a man other than his chromosomes, hence the tweeting crybaby pussy we see today. I hate to speak ill of the dead but either his father didn’t even try to make his son a man or Bob’s pussy status is encoded in his DNA and insurmountable. Either way, his father died ashamed of at least one of his sons.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

To be honest he does get repetitive. It's usually the same "I am better than the rest of the world and those that I disagree/don't like need to be purged/put on trains" intermixed with primo consoomerism. Every once in awhile the mask does fully slip like his most recent debacle when he suggested that Germany should invade fucking Poland. While I am amazed and enthralled at the sheer amount of stupid, impotent anger, it's those little bursts of rage filled autism that I live for.

Is he a Nazi sympathizer or just that clueless?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Is he a Nazi sympathizer or just that clueless?

Neither. He's a fascist all but in name and stupid with an incredibly inflated belief in his cleverness.

 

[King Dead]

Every time I read an especially condescending tweet of his, it occurs to me that Bob is in desperate need of a good, hard, punch to the face.

Not getting killed, not getting the shit kicked out of him, not getting some kind of serious injury. Just a hard, solid punch to the mouth, maybe break his nose. Just reality crashing into him for a few seconds. Someone driving home the point that when you are this huge of an asshole, when you are this undeservedly egotistical, when you hold yourself up as this exemplar of intellect when you're really just a mouthy jerkoff who's half-bright at best, then reality will snap back and bring you back down to earth. Ears ringing, fat mouth all swollen up, maybe a shiner. Just one good punch, Universe. That's all I ask.

For that to happen, Bob would need to go outside. Even if he weren't living in deathly fear of the Wu Flu (rightly so, given that the beetus increases the odds of complications), he's always had the pasty complexion that screams "avoids sunlight at all costs."

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Neither. He's a fascist all but in name and stupid with an incredibly inflated belief in his cleverness.

So he's an ultra-nationalist? That doesn't sound very never-Trumper of him.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Also, it’s not surprising that Bob gets a erection from AOC, a lolcow in her own right.

 

[assdick42069]

So he's an ultra-nationalist? That doesn't sound very never-Trumper of him.

He's an imperialist as long as a democrat is president, and if that's not the case he literally wants to establish the Fourth Reich by having Germany use NATO to invade Poland

He's uhhhh very special