Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Wow, what a bitch. Not like there's entire pile of movies from the dawn of cinema to 2019 to review, origins be damned.

Let's not forget that the computer model that was used to justify the lockdowns was garbage code, mainly because you can have the same inputs on different computers and get a different output.
A page or two ago, someone brought up 'Nam as an example of why technocracy isn't the end-all-be-all answer as to governance, since it's clear that even "experts" can get it horribly wrong. I hope the Wu Flu goes down the same way.

The fact of the matter is, when you devote your life to becoming an expert on a subject, it's almost a guarantee you're making yourself an idiot on everything else. There's only so much time in your life to learn, after all, so any time spent on studying your field of expertise is time not spent on anything else. I know I've seen the subject of Ph.D's being complete fucking morons on here before, so I'd say this is fairly common.

In the case of the Wu Flu, we got basically no info from China as to what the hell kind of virus they'd unleashed on the world (either because they were deliberately withholding information to hurt everyone else or they were so incompetent even they didn't know). So epidemiologists and virologists and every kind of -ologist had to come up with something quick, and the result was this completely ludicrous and unrealistic prediction of millions dying from a virus that turned out to be no more fatal than the seasonal flu. The only way to stop it was to shut down the global economy and have everyone cower in fear for a few months, a plan that was completely unfeasible to anyone with half a brain. Yet we still tried to do it anyway, because "we gotta do something!" And let's not forget the back-and-forth about mask-wearing and the well-documented cases of deaths being attributed to the virus just because someone had it in their system when they died, to say nothing of the sheer lunacy of declaring racism a bigger health concern than the virus when people pointed out that rioters were clearly not following the health guidelines.

I don't doubt that a lot of these epidemiologists and such are very smart about their field (except that Neil Ferguson asshole, fuck him and his stupid virus model that started this whole mess, hope that pussy you were having an affair with was worth sneaking out and breaking lockdown orders for, you fucking hypocritical douche), but they're so myopically focused on the case/fatality numbers that they really don't understand why shutting down the economy is a really bad idea, or why suddenly forcing large amounts of people to isolate suddenly can cause mental health issues, or why scaring people so much that they avoid going to the doctor will have long-term ramifications on health by delaying medical care for other problems. The fact is, there are so many facets to the pandemic that turning all decisions over to the "experts" is guaranteed to cause problems that they couldn't see coming.

Bob doesn't even have the luxury of being an expert to use that as an excuse for his ignorance of this fact. He's just retarded.
 
“REEE! Trump killed Disney!”
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Anyone responsible for the downfall of the Mouse as it currently exists, forcing it to be parted out like a wrecked car, would be my hero.

The tears from Bob and the thousands of other consoomers would just be a bonus.

BASED HitlerBob going full Mao and retweeting one of his obsessions whatabouting some bullshit that NEVER HAPPENED in 1989
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"Grossly negligent"
Well, in this part of the world we don't weld doors shut and hope the virus dies with the infected. That shit never would have happened in the first place if China had some fucking standards.
 
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Those Bob tweets where he exploded in response to the Shaun guy are legit schizoid posting, I have no idea what point he's trying to communicate. I would have blocked him or anyone else who responded to a post I made with such a full blown tism fit. It's moments like that where Bob comes off as mentally ill instead of "simply" being an argumentative, arrogant sorehead.

Bobs a self loathing diabetic gastropod. Hes an asshole who probably had a lot of big plans for his life that never came out because of sloth, lack of skill, and the fact he isnt as smart as he thinks he is. Its always someone elses fault he didn't get to succeed more in life and get that one liter of mountain dew that would have given him magical powers to not be the nothing he knows he really is. All his dumbass has left is anger, ego, and time.

I wouldn't be surprised if 2020 is the year that breaks him. 4 more years of Trump will make the last of the hair on his squishy tomato shaped head fall out in shame and then the era of tism will take place. Can you imagine how fucking insane Bob and the rest of the faggot force will go if that happens? It'd be pretty damn funny to see these smug know it all lunatics crumble under the weight of their crappy egos.
 
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LOL, Fat.
 
My favorite example of governing by experts occurred during Vietnam. The war started ramping up and the army needed large numbers of soldiers. Where to get them? Well, you could make the politically poisonous decision to strip college deferments. No, can't do that. That demographic was educated, smart, well-connected, and politically active.

So MacNamara had a smart idea. MacNamara's 100,000. We'll draft the dumbest and least educated segment of our population. Instead of smart, valuable people being drafted and dying, let the morons do it! No one's going to go to bat for the morons and no one's going to care when they die.

It was a failure. The men who were inducted by Project 100,000 came home and had much higher rates of divorce, unemployment, substance abuse, and apprehension for criminal acts. It turns out that stupid people don't handle the aftermath of war well at all.
 
Bob, the Milhouse tweet was actually pretty darn funny until you explained it. And not just explained it, but explained it in your typical blowhard, self-righteous, transparently defensive manner. Ah well. Even when he succeeds, he can't help failing.
I disagree, him explaining the convoluted meta-ironic joke he thought people would get from his tweet is very funny. Especially since most people probably read the tweet, thought "lol, fat", and assumed he was genuinely distressed. This is the same man who described several pounds of fast food as a reasonable serving for a single adult.
 
My favorite example of governing by experts occurred during Vietnam. The war started ramping up and the army needed large numbers of soldiers. Where to get them? Well, you could make the politically poisonous decision to strip college deferments. No, can't do that. That demographic was educated, smart, well-connected, and politically active.

So MacNamara had a smart idea. MacNamara's 100,000. We'll draft the dumbest and least educated segment of our population. Instead of smart, valuable people being drafted and dying, let the morons do it! No one's going to go to bat for the morons and no one's going to care when they die.

It was a failure. The men who were inducted by Project 100,000 came home and had much higher rates of divorce, unemployment, substance abuse, and apprehension for criminal acts. It turns out that stupid people don't handle the aftermath of war well at all.
A video I saw on MacNamara's Morons pointed out that these guys often had to be constantly babysat by the rest of their squads. While we know they died at a much higher rate in combat, we have no idea how many times they may have caused other soldiers to get killed with their bad decisions and slow reaction times.

The plan of sending these dumb, in many cases full blown diagnosed retarded men into battle was very much a social engineering first, war effort second thing. The theory by the "experts" was that combat would whip these idiots into shape and give them life skills and training when they got back. As far as what it would actually mean in combat, they never seemed to think in any more detail than "more soldiers good."

Proof that being an "expert", AKA educated, doesn't mean you have any wisdom or common sense.
 
God damn it. I typed out an entire post speculating that he might’ve assumed people would recognize the specific scene his reaction image was from, but I decided not to post it because I thought “Nah, there’s no way he could be that autistic.” Ten minutes later he confirms that he is, in fact, that autistic.
 
Robert, you made several posts bemoaning Toys R' Us going out of business. In spite of your firm stance that "obsoletes" deserve to go in the trash bin, which you think applies to manufacturing and harvesting raw materials, but not retail for reasons that only make sense in your idiotic brain.

Mocking someone for "overreacting" to "trivial things" (a store being burned to the ground in this case) is the last thing you should be doing, especially by referencing Toys R' Us.
 
God damn it. I typed out an entire post speculating that he might’ve assumed people would recognize the specific scene his reaction image was from, but I decided not to post it because I thought “Nah, there’s no way he could be that autistic.” Ten minutes later he confirms that he is, in fact, that autistic.
Cinematico Roberto lives his life in a series of fictional bubbles. Of course he knows exactly what specific scene that was from; Bob doesn't exist in the real world, the internet and the culture inside of that is his real world.
 
I don't know about all y'all but this one of the most peak Bob things I think I've ever seen. Bobbert Chipman, the same guy who said " I want E V E R Y O N E responsible for stealing what may well end up having been a half a year of my life to to pay a *terrible* price, and I want to watch or collect" thinks that releasing his disposable media to China is somehow hurting the trump voters and the troglodytes who stole his rocket ships. Something that I also wanna point out is that the notification from the guy Bob tweeted is about FUCKING LIVE ACTION MULAN.
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The flyover state will cry themselves to sleep tonight at the thought of China seeing FUCKING LIVE ACTION MULAN before them, if they even remembered that it was even a thing to begin with.

I checked and the guy is not a troll which makes this next part all the more funny. He also posted that the release dates for Avatar 2-5 and the ever popular UNTITLED STAR WARS have all been pushed back.
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We should all see ourselves out like Bud Dwyer but, you know, with less purpose, impact, and meaning as him.

And speaking of the lack of McDonald's style media!
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NOT TOP GUN: GERIATRIC AND A QUIET PLACE 2: EVEN QUIETER!:cryblood:
Fat mentally challenged hick angry his dumb popcorn movies are cancelled again. Too stupid to watch old movies instead.

More News at 2.
 
A video I saw on MacNamara's Morons pointed out that these guys often had to be constantly babysat by the rest of their squads. While we know they died at a much higher rate in combat, we have no idea how many times they may have caused other soldiers to get killed with their bad decisions and slow reaction times.

The plan of sending these dumb, in many cases full blown diagnosed retarded men into battle was very much a social engineering first, war effort second thing. The theory by the "experts" was that combat would whip these idiots into shape and give them life skills and training when they got back. As far as what it would actually mean in combat, they never seemed to think in any more detail than "more soldiers good."

Proof that being an "expert", AKA educated, doesn't mean you have any wisdom or common sense.
I heard that it's illegal to induct anyone under a certain IQ. I bet that rule was put in place after the MacNamara fiasco, yes?
 
Do you think Bob hasn't switched his brand to being an Andrew Sullivan/Bari Weiss/Dave Rubin "EXPELLED FROM THE LEFT FOR FREE THINKING~!" talking head because he actually really believes in his horseshit elitist culture war liberalism and doesn't want to betray it to get an Andy Ngo retweet or because he's too stupid to realize how much more scratch he could be making if he slapped his wet meat to that grift instead of trying to ingratiate himself to socialists who think hes just as much of a political enemy as the reactionaries they already hate?
 
Do you think Bob hasn't switched his brand to being an Andrew Sullivan/Bari Weiss/Dave Rubin "EXPELLED FROM THE LEFT FOR FREE THINKING~!" talking head because he actually really believes in his horseshit elitist culture war liberalism and doesn't want to betray it to get an Andy Ngo retweet or because he's too stupid to realize how much more scratch he could be making if he slapped his wet meat to that grift instead of trying to ingratiate himself to socialists who think hes just as much of a political enemy as the reactionaries they already hate?
Bob wants to be popular with the people he imagines are the cool kids. He couldn’t manage it in school but he hasn’t given up in adulthood. As has been noted so many times, Bob needs to grow the fuck up.
 
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