Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Can I just point out how hilarious and on-brand it is for Bob to focus on the fat joke and completely ignore the Nazi accusation? I lol'd.
 
Bob’s a technocrat because it sounds cool.

It's a politically correct way to scrap democracy. Technocracy would mean giving experts (either private sector or senior bureaucrats) huge amounts of power with reduced legislative oversight compared to today. After all, they are the experts, so their take must be better than a politician's-anyone who disagrees must be objectively wrong.

The thing Bob hasn't considered is that these experts might have a very different take on the "best" approach from him and might even propose things he hates. I am willing to bet that neither of these has even crossed his mind. Then we get into the extreme corruption that comes with being a powerful, unaccountable bureaucrat (plus who would appoint him/her in the first place, other than a politician?). It's the standard problem with any authoritarian system, with no checks then one shitty person can do much more damage.

tl,dr: MovieBlob could at least pretend he's not a fascist and probably has the 'tism
 
It's a politically correct way to scrap democracy. Technocracy would mean giving experts (either private sector or senior bureaucrats) huge amounts of power with reduced legislative oversight compared to today. After all, they are the experts, so their take must be better than a politician's-anyone who disagrees must be objectively wrong.

The thing Bob hasn't considered is that these experts might have a very different take on the "best" approach from him and might even propose things he hates. I am willing to bet that neither of these has even crossed his mind. Then we get into the extreme corruption that comes with being a powerful, unaccountable bureaucrat (plus who would appoint him/her in the first place, other than a politician?). It's the standard problem with any authoritarian system, with no checks then one shitty person can do much more damage.

tl,dr: MovieBlob could at least pretend he's not a fascist and probably has the 'tism
The main problem in this is what Bob wants is unfeasible (space ships capable of light speed, cities on Mars, food replicators) so even if the people in charge were as focussed on space as he is, they'd be smart enough to only go for what's achievable, like a space hotel or a research station.
 
“REEE! Trump killed Disney!”
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You know...

part of me wishes they WOULD follow Bob's advice.

if only because we would then REALLY learn what China's numbers are when box offices totally flop. (either because everybody's dead, or nobody's allowed to go to the theater because China must save face)
 
“REEE! Trump killed Disney!”
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I don't know about all y'all but this one of the most peak Bob things I think I've ever seen. Bobbert Chipman, the same guy who said " I want E V E R Y O N E responsible for stealing what may well end up having been a half a year of my life to to pay a *terrible* price, and I want to watch or collect" thinks that releasing his disposable media to China is somehow hurting the trump voters and the troglodytes who stole his rocket ships. Something that I also wanna point out is that the notification from the guy Bob tweeted is about FUCKING LIVE ACTION MULAN.
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The flyover state will cry themselves to sleep tonight at the thought of China seeing FUCKING LIVE ACTION MULAN before them, if they even remembered that it was even a thing to begin with.

I checked and the guy is not a troll which makes this next part all the more funny. He also posted that the release dates for Avatar 2-5 and the ever popular UNTITLED STAR WARS have all been pushed back.
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We should all see ourselves out like Bud Dwyer but, you know, with less purpose, impact, and meaning as him.

And speaking of the lack of McDonald's style media!
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NOT TOP GUN: GERIATRIC AND A QUIET PLACE 2: EVEN QUIETER!:cryblood:
 
And speaking of the lack of McDonald's style media!
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NOT TOP GUN: GERIATRIC AND A QUIET PLACE 2: EVEN QUIETER!:cryblood:

He's literally been bitching about the Top Gun sequel since it was announced years ago. Now he's angry at the fact that he won't be getting something he didn't want to begin with.

I can't imagine being miserable over every single thing in the world.
 
I don't know about all y'all but this one of the most peak Bob things I think I've ever seen. Bobbert Chipman, the same guy who said " I want E V E R Y O N E responsible for stealing what may well end up having been a half a year of my life to to pay a *terrible* price, and I want to watch or collect" thinks that releasing his disposable media to China is somehow hurting the trump voters and the troglodytes who stole his rocket ships. Something that I also wanna point out is that the notification from the guy Bob tweeted is about FUCKING LIVE ACTION MULAN.
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The flyover state will cry themselves to sleep tonight at the thought of China seeing FUCKING LIVE ACTION MULAN before them, if they even remembered that it was even a thing to begin with.

I checked and the guy is not a troll which makes this next part all the more funny. He also posted that the release dates for Avatar 2-5 and the ever popular UNTITLED STAR WARS have all been pushed back.
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We should all see ourselves out like Bud Dwyer but, you know, with less purpose, impact, and meaning as him.

And speaking of the lack of McDonald's style media!
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NOT TOP GUN: GERIATRIC AND A QUIET PLACE 2: EVEN QUIETER!:cryblood:
This pandemic is sincerely fucking Hollywood hard. I would love to see them get better and actually make legit good movies people can see that isn't the same franchise crap after this pandemic ends. But unfortunately, it's looking like it'll be a repeat from the 2008 Recession.

Bob is in for a rude awakening when he finds out that Hollywood may have to dial back on the big-budgeted MCU meals he endlessly devours. There's already rumors of Disney slashing the budgets for the supposed-upcoming Star Wars films because of the pandemic, but I don't want to sperg about SW on this thread.

Point is, Bob is going to have to experience a vastly changed Hollywood because of an pandemic and how his beloved experts, who caused the lockdown in the first place, are imposing their health guidelines for theaters whenever it's safe to open up.
 
Movie is love. Movie is life.
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Michael Moore no longer the leftie darling any more; indeed he advocates "the ACTUAL eugenics":
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Moore's slander of Boston Light & Sound is a personal concern to Bobby, because he has "colleagues in the area film and arts community."
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Fortunately not even Hitler, Stalin et al wants a "colleague" like Bob.

Anyway Moore is canceled; let's worship AOC instead!
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The biggest sign that Bobby is simply an incurably broken person is that he is abusive even to people who are sympathetic with him and actually tried to interpret his psychotic rants charitably:
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People should just stop explaining to him what he did wrong; it is futile to get into the fat mass he mistakes as a brain. I've said it before and I say it again: Bob is the Anti-Carnegie.

Bobby is still mired in the quagmire of trolls, thanks to his eugenics rants:
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On harassment stalker boards and Shaun's supposed character:
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One of the few laudable trait of Bobby is that he never gives up: repeated setbacks have yet to discourage his effort to latch onto the inner circle of Breadtube. Now he's going for the Big Ones: Oliver Thorn.
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There are another battlefront where Bobby valiantly wards off enemies of The Muppet Movie. It is too trite to cap, except this:
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Bobby says he "hate(s) everything", but he sure loves retweeting his sycophants:
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Someone is a "above-ground poorly-chlorinated gene pool" because she made a tranny joke:
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As opposed to a "below-ground mold-ridden dead swamp" I suppose?
 
Wow, what a bitch. Not like there's entire pile of movies from the dawn of cinema to 2019 to review, origins be damned.
Point is, Bob is going to have to experience a vastly changed Hollywood because of an pandemic and how his beloved experts, who caused the lockdown in the first place, are imposing their health guidelines for theaters whenever it's safe to open up.
Let's not forget that the computer model that was used to justify the lockdowns was garbage code, mainly because you can have the same inputs on different computers and get a different output.
 
Let's not forget that the computer model that was used to justify the lockdowns was garbage code, mainly because you can have the same inputs on different computers and get a different output.
Was that one by Neil Ferguson again? Because I remember him getting absolutely wrecked for being wrong.

So much for relying on health experts to determine what’s best for the economy.
 
“REEE! Trump killed Disney!”
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Oh Robert. It's cute that you think that any Trump voter in the country is a fraction as upset by this shit as you are. At most they'd be mildly disappointed about the one or two movies on the list they actually want to see that they'll have to wait for. You on the other hand...

And speaking of the lack of McDonald's style media!
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NOT TOP GUN: GERIATRIC AND A QUIET PLACE 2: EVEN QUIETER!:cryblood:
Case in point. "Not Top Gun: Electric Boogaloo and A Quiet Place Too!!! I NEED TO CONSOOMERINO!!!:cryblood::cryblood::'("
 
Those Bob tweets where he exploded in response to the Shaun guy are legit schizoid posting, I have no idea what point he's trying to communicate. I would have blocked him or anyone else who responded to a post I made with such a full blown tism fit. It's moments like that where Bob comes off as mentally ill instead of "simply" being an argumentative, arrogant sorehead.
 
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