🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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That is combined though does that count?
PPP got 1500 on dlive. Unless Ralph can get more then that on dlive he lost.
Even if PPP does beat the gunt, he's just gonna cry how he was "viewbotting"
 
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Even Ralph's mod in the YouTube chat isn't having fun...
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Ralph's jiggling frog neck is hideously disgusting. Imagine that beast thrusting and panting on top of you. Dripping sweat, beady eyes rolling back.



Faith has to hate herself. There is no other explanation.
Don't worry, he physically can't be on top of Faith. Firstly, she'd die, and secondly he needs to be lying flat so he can lift his gunt out of way.
 
Ralph's jiggling frog neck is hideously disgusting. Imagine that beast thrusting and panting on top of you. Dripping sweat, beady eyes rolling back.



Faith has to hate herself. There is no other explanation.
Just imagine the smells coming off of that disgusting trailer trash dumpster fuck. Sweating out whiskey is bad enough when you're skinny and don't have rolls full of cheese.
 
I started listening to Ralph around the Boulder Saga time.

I didn't care about his politics, I cared about the laughs. Goddamn he'd have anyone on, he'd get people to the table that would never have got their on their own and it was almost always a good time.

But over time it became less about laughs and more about him weaseling his way into the ethnostate and getting those white pride worldwide dollars.

Ralph was funny because he pointed out the drama and eventually he ran out of the old cows, got lazy about finding new ones and had to become the drama. It all culminated in the faggotry in Miami with the beating of Warski and it was all downhill from there. You can't really tell one episode from the other any more. I remember when Gold Star callers were a rarity but now that's all that's allowed to call in anymore.

Imagine if Matt had started fucking some mentally fucked 18 year old just out of high school back in 2018? Or if he had someone like Butters call in whining about how vidya games aren't as good as they used to be? He would have ripped him a new asshole and rightfully so.
 
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