🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Squire of Gothos said:
Butters just let something slip... "I met Faith while you were OUT HERE Ralph" when did Ralph and Faith meet Butters?
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The only times Ralph has left Richmond in the last few months have been to AFPAC, L.A. with Dick, and when he went to burn garbage in the desert with some rural news guy in Texas. Butters absolutely would have mentioned meeting Ralph and Dick in L.A. if he had, or Ralph would have mentioned meeting fans. I doubt Faith would have gone to AFPAC without being noticed, especially since he had announced his divorce hours prior.

That leaves the Houston trip, which I distinctly remember Ralph mentioning meeting with fans during, as the most likely place I think Ralph could have introduced Faith to Butters. According to my coincidental post here puts it in late January. Still legal, still gross, though it would confirm that Ralph was cheating on Nora as we had been postulating for years.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Was probably when Ralph was at Dick's Barbie Dream Mansion back in June.

Edit: If true this means Ralph cheated on Adezero
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If that's true and things actually add up, that explains Ralph's pissed face when the caller mentioned meeting his daughter. He should've been somewhat trepidatious about bringing him on.
 
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Vetti said:
If that's true and things actually add up, that explains Ralph's pissed face when the caller mentioned meeting his daughter. He should've been somewhat trepidatious about bringing him on.
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Tbf, his chat, between emoji walls, was egging him to get that particular caller on. They even kept pointing out that Ralph was ignoring him.
 
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Do you remember when Ralph started dating Ade?
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Late May, they broke up on the 26th of June, Ralph was in LA in the middle of June... apparently with Faith who was there at the same time:
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Squire of Gothos said:
Is Ryan gay? The nose ring and his voice are giving me rhythm of the night vibes... if so it's nice that Ralph's pro-BLM and now having LGBT guests, it is very refreshing. They're still talking about Matt...

Edit: He has Faith getting him more ice and lime for his drink :story:

Edit2: Said he's 4 drinks deep
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Canadian I think. Some of his skits are funny to funny-ish in that they're very topical and aware of the culture, sized just right to be shared, but the dude doesn't have a ton of engagement on his YT either. I think people overpump their Air Nike's when they see 2.2 million views on twitter, not realizing how many times autoplay/repeat goes without anyone really noticing.

Eh, maybe he's putting a bit of character in it. his schtick is very much "full time (independently contracted at $50/article) writer at VOX", so he may be playing up his naturally gay nationality.
I kinda hope he gets a bit bigger, he's a very accessible way for boomers to learn about the culture war in a way they get.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Was probably when Ralph was at Dick's Barbie Dream Mansion back in June.

Edit: If true this means Ralph cheated on Adezero
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If Ade wasn't a fake girlfriend to begin with. She was given a position on Ralph's website for a sec, probably to pad a resume or something. Maybe she was just around to break up a pattern so it didn't look like he only dated young people.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
The only issue I see with Texas is Faith was still in school and I doubt her parents would just let her fly out to Texas to hang out with an alcoholic felon while she has homework...
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Either way this looks super fucking bad for Ralph LMAO

He was either fucking a kid in high school or cheating on his girlfriend with a kid.
Pick you poison Ralph :story:
 
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High Tea said:
If Ade wasn't a fake girlfriend to begin with. She was given a position on Ralph's website for a sec, probably to pad a resume or something. Maybe she was just around to break up a pattern so it didn't look like he only dated young people.
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She's also dating an 18 year old.

Read between the lines people. Ralph and Ade were each other's beards so people wouldn't pick up on them being groomers.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
The only issue I see with Texas is Faith was still in school and I doubt her parents would just let her fly out to Texas to hang out with an alcoholic felon while she has homework...
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If her school got shut down due to COVID there is a chance that she either did it online or was completely off the hook at the time. I don't know when or how Texas handled that shit though.
 
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The only issue I see with Texas is Faith was still in school and I doubt her parents would just let her fly out to Texas to hang out with an alcoholic felon while she has homework...
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True, but if Faith's parents were really that involved she wouldn't be living with Ralph of all people straight out of high school. I've known similarly lazy parents who've let their kids go on trips unaccompanied. It's not out of the question.

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If her school got shut down due to COVID there is a chance that she either did it online or was completely off the hook at the time. I don't know when or how Texas handled that shit though.
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January is too early for COVID, shutdowns didn't start until late February in the earliest of areas. I stick by my hypothesis that Faith's parents are relatively uninvolved in her goings on.
 
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True, but if Faith's parents were really that involved she wouldn't be living with Ralph of all people straight out of high school. I've known similarly lazy parents who've let their kids go on trips unaccompanied. It's not out of the question.


January is too early for COVID, shutdowns didn't start until late February in the earliest of areas. I stick by my hypothesis that Faith's parents are relatively uninvolved in her goings on.
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That's something to consider. Playing hooky isn't out of the realm of possibility.
 
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