Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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The end of EvaXephon?


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Apparently Alex has been having spergouts on his Discord.
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He really doesn't like rival projects being mentioned in his safe space intended to stroke his ego.
Are there any times when he's not having spergouts by now? It doesn't matter whether he's got the upper hand or not, he's just being an autist nonstop; the veil's completely gone by now to anyone who's paying even remote attention. It kinda makes me wonder how does he expect to find a publisher being this much of an autist, especially after the TinyBuild fiasco. Even associating with him seems like a suicide mission. At this point it feels that, if he ever gets to the point by some miracle, he'll desperately cling onto anyone who picks him up, that likely being some shady company that steals the IP under his nose. Maybe Dangen Entertainment, who the fuck knows.
 
Are there any times when he's not having spergouts by now?
It just amused me that he was having such a childish tantrum in front of his own audience.
He's in his server flooding the chat with copy-paste spam because someone said something he didn't like. People have been banned for far less. The irony is thick.
 
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Phil Fish was a genius. He understood that consumers were sheep and the gaming industry was a sham, and that journalists were faggots. He made a shitton of money off a dumpster fire and left. Anyone who does that is admirable.
Savant would be more fitting. Utterly brilliant at one specific thing, otherwise retarded. This would also fit yanderedev too, if he was good at something.
 
Alex is such a strange man.
Can anyone think of a SINGLE other Developer in the industry who goes out of their way to respond to every single criticism and every single troll like this?

Hideki Kamiya although he just dumpsters people in like three words and it's generally really funny, Dunno if he really counts though since he only responds to things brought directly to his attention rather than scrounging for drama like Alex does since he's busy actually making games and all.

Phil Fish already got mentioned but he's really the ur-example. His fez 2 freakouts are worth looking up if you find Alex's spergy rants amusing at all since his final one is a genuine burn-it-down DFE he never recovered from.

Since you bastards keep playing around with the element inspector I had to check the debunk page myself and swore that there used to be a section there "debunking" the "re-create YanSim in two weeks" thing.

I think that was a blog post. It was written in the same style, though.
 
GamingSleuth pulls a drapeis and drops the apology card.
He's already taken down the sentimental video of him purging his channel.
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That video is very obviously a "Yandev has a gun to my head, please don't hurt me" apology. In saying that, was this guy making bank off his channel for him to start sucking off Yandev with this kind of vid? If not, what a fucking SIMP; the guy looks to be about 20ish and is willing to throw away any pride so that Yandev will let him keep his little youtube channel.
 
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If you need to write a novel's worth of excuses proving you're not a pedophile, people will 100% believe you are a pedophile
The Erik Mokracek defense ("I am 0% pedophile!") would have been more believable than writing an entire essay explaining why Alex isn't a pedophile.
I do not believe that Erik is a pedophile, he is a very autistic man with unusual fetishes that he likely does not even realize are sexual.
 
That video is very obviously a "Yandev has a gun to my head, please don't hurt me" apology. In saying that, was this guy making bank off his channel for him to start sucking off Yandev with this kind of vid? If not, what a fucking SIMP; the guy looks to be about 20ish and is willing to throw away any pride so that Yandev will let him keep his little youtube channel.
I honest to god thought the video was satire at first. Why would someone stoop this low for a 30k sub youtube channel?
 
I honest to god thought the video was satire at first. Why would someone stoop this low for a 30k sub youtube channel?
It 100% is sarcastic satire, from the look of it. It's completely fucking stupid, though. Even sarcastically stepping down for him is enough to give him the kick he needs. If it's intended purely as a joke, it's too tryhard to be funny. If it's intended to get Alex off his tail, maybe the retard should consider not liking every single "blink twice if you're being held at gunpoint!!" comment.
 
I honest to god thought the video was satire at first. Why would someone stoop this low for a 30k sub youtube channel?

Gaming Sleuth is a fucking idiot. Just another guy that finally was starting to get them views thanks to the drama and started acting all edgy.
It still humored me so damn much when in one video with his poorly produced, non scripted a-logging rants he said "if I saw this guy I WOULD PUNCH Him in the face".
Next video I see, it's a face cam of him, a 20 year old nerd in an ugly room wearing some huge ass glasses with MLP figurines in the background. Enough said.
 
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GamingSleuth pulls a drapeis and drops the apology card.
He's already taken down the sentimental video of him purging his channel.
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It's probably just easier for people to apologize, fake or not, just to get Alex to leave them alone. Seeing how as trying to debate him would be like debating a piece of paper that says "No you're wrong". Not surprised at all.
 
Gamesleuth, says that he is fine with yandev https://youtu.be/B8bPeAuLGto
Probably bown down to got the copy strikes removed.
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He also deleted all his lovesick videos, showing this is seemingly not some sarcasm
He's just really really bad at fake apologies
And the pinned comment from his recent video is saying "yeah guys he's just doing this because yanderedev is threatening his channel" so I think it's confirmed at this point
 
Gamesleuth, says that he is fine with yandev https://youtu.be/B8bPeAuLGto
Probably bown down to got the copy strikes removed.
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So he wasn't kidding? That's even more pathetic. Boohoo, gonna lose your whopping 30k to sperg strikes, better kneel to your autistic overlord. Does he really think this is a worthwhile idea? If he made videos on LL, then he should probably be aware Alex continued to shit on Apeis even after the apology, shouldn't he?
 
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