Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

[Poor Choices]

It is possible, in theory, to A-Log Nick, but it would require a tremendous amount of effort from an exceptional individual.

I agree but they'd have to be a shit covered pedo trollsheilding with Saw like fantasy of what they'd like to happen to him for making shit covered pedos look bad. It's a possibility so remote it's not worth considering.

 

[Ravenor]

OK you know the old pic of Nick's bizarre mouth, the one with his front teeth pointing backwards? Welp it's from a video:

Spoiler: Sick Nick's 18 second teeth video.

How he was able to eat with them will forever remain a mystery.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I agree but they'd have to be a shit covered pedo trollsheilding with Saw like fantasy of what they'd like to happen to him for making shit covered pedos look bad. It's a possibility so remote it's not worth considering.

Yeah, if you feel the need to truly A-Log a child-molesting coprophile, it says more about you than it does about him.

 

[Bluce Wee]

OK you know the old pic of Nick's bizarre mouth, the one with his front teeth pointing backwards? Welp it's from a video:

Spoiler: Sick Nick's 18 second teeth video.

How he was able to eat with them will forever remain a mystery.

He's mentioned in the past how bad his teeth hurt while eating or drinking certain things...so it looks like the answer is "not very easily".

 

[Ravenor]

He's mentioned in the past how bad his teeth hurt while eating or drinking certain things...so it looks like the answer is "not very easily".

Oh this was long before he started Tweeting that if you look at him in that video he is about 17/18 (you can see the early signs of the rot setting in even then), and I was just thinking about him being able to bite down on food, something as simple as a sandwich must have been hell with your front teeth bent backwards at a 45 degree angle.

 

[Bluce Wee]

Oh this was long before he started Tweeting that if you look at him in that video he is about 17/18 (you can see the early signs of the rot setting in even then), and I was just thinking about him being able to bite down on food, something as simple as a sandwich must have been hell with your front teeth bent backwards at a 45 degree angle.

You adapt. My front teeth were reaaallly fucked as a kid (basically crooked in a way that made biting down hard) and so I ate from the side of my mouth.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Yeah, if you feel the need to truly A-Log a child-molesting coprophile, it says more about you than it does about him.

Ass Log would say something along the lines of "Even I don't molest children and play with and smear my own shit all over everything! "

That being said, Nick Bate is a disgusting human being and needs to be separated from society as much as possible. And I would prefer almost anyone else as a cell mate. The smell can't possibly be bearable.

Then again, prison may be one of the best things that has ever happened to him.

 

[AnOminous]

And I would prefer almost anyone else as a cell mate.

Pretty much anyone would, and they'd probably take matters into their own hands to ensure Nick ended up gone, whatever that took. Probably beating him until he got sent to protective custody and/or the infirmary.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Pretty much anyone would, and they'd probably take matters into their own hands to ensure Nick ended up gone, whatever that took. Probably beating him until he got sent to protective custody and/or the infirmary.

I say we have him share a cell with a cannibal and watch what happens. I doubt Sick Nick would taste good, but fuck it, I think it would be at least amusing to see Hannibal's response to his dialogue regarding "Pookemoon"

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Then again, prison may be one of the best things that has ever happened to him.

One of the best things to happen to society, anyway.

 

[Ravenor]

I say we have him share a cell with a cannibal and watch what happens. I doubt Sick Nick would taste good, but fuck it, I think it would be at least amusing to see Hannibal's response to his dialogue regarding "Pookemoon"

I can see the "Trip adviser for prisons" review now.
The cell mate chosen for dinner was rather chewy and had a rather foul smell, and I suspect it gave me diarrhoea! 1 out of 5 slop out buckets would not eat again.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I can see the "Trip adviser for prisons" review now.
The cell mate chosen for dinner was rather chewy and had a rather foul smell, and I suspect it gave me diarrhoea! 1 out of 5 slop out buckets would not eat again.

You know, there actually is a maximum allowable amount of fecal matter that can be in a unit of hamburger meat, according to USDA standards.

Of course, Sick Nick would far exceed even the most desperate cannibal's limits.

 

[Blueberry]

I think we have all learned something about Nick. He is too stupid to comprehend that all of the insanity he spouts will have a negative effect on him.

His Twitter is going to get him into even more trouble if the courts decide to look into it. He has basically documented himself threatened his "wife" and female police officers with sodomy.

He has continuously made multiple comments about sexually abusing children.

I would not be far off to think Nick will carry over his inability to filter himself in prison. His stupidity is going to get him in trouble, and I honestly think getting killed by another prisoner is not out of question if he is put into general pop.

 

[pbls]

I think we have all learned something about Nick. He is too stupid to comprehend that all of the insanity he spouts will have a negative effect on him.

His Twitter is going to get him into even more trouble if the courts decide to look into it. He has basically documented himself threatened his "wife" and female police officers with sodomy.

He has continuously made multiple comments about sexually abusing children.

I would not be far off to think Nick will carry over his inability to filter himself in prison. His stupidity is going to get him in trouble, and I honestly think getting killed by another prisoner is not out of question if he is put into general pop.

Not only for all the stuff you mentioned, but also the fact that everything he believes about the world stems from television. Think of every Family Guy or American Dad episode involving prison. He's going to expect that.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

I say we have him share a cell with a cannibal and watch what happens. I doubt Sick Nick would taste good, but fuck it, I think it would be at least amusing to see Hannibal's response to his dialogue regarding "Pookemoon"

It would certainly give connor some good material for his upcoming novel.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I think we have all learned something about Nick. He is too stupid to comprehend that all of the insanity he spouts will have a negative effect on him.

His Twitter is going to get him into even more trouble if the courts decide to look into it. He has basically documented himself threatened his "wife" and female police officers with sodomy.

He has continuously made multiple comments about sexually abusing children.

I would not be far off to think Nick will carry over his inability to filter himself in prison. His stupidity is going to get him in trouble, and I honestly think getting killed by another prisoner is not out of question if he is put into general pop.

Woot? Yoo mean my poosts aboot butts and pooping and anal sex with Wife doon't proove I did noot rape children?

It would certainly give connor some good material for his upcoming novel.

Don't even attempt to compare Connor, even at his worst, to this atrocious sick fuck. Nobody is as sick and fucked up as Sick Nick. At least as far as I know.

 

[Conrix]

Don't even attempt to compare Connor, even at his worst, to this atrocious sick fuck. Nobody is as sick and fucked up as Sick Nick. At least as far as I know.

All I really got from that is that it'd be good writing material for Connor, not necessarily a comparison. But yeah if you seriously feel the need to compare some frustrated, stubborn, spergy kid to a deranged corpophilliac stalker who molested his sister, you probably need your head smacked on right, or at least take a step back from the Farms and go for a walk or something.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Someone mails Nick a book.

"Everyone Poops"

 

[Ancani]

Someone mails Nick a book.

"Everyone Poops"

Somehow, I get the feeling that if anyone in the world should absolutely not ever read that book, it's Nick.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Somehow, I get the feeling that if anyone in the world should absolutely not ever read that book, it's Nick.

Too late