Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[repentance]

Goddamn, is that some seriously unfunny shit. When I read that, I had to stop for a second, like I just took a shot of hard liquor. This man is approaching his forties.

He's in his mid-forties.

 

[Jaimas]

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Lowtax fails to realize that he is not owed the money of people who supported him. They don't need to justify themselves if they decide to stop supporting him. This is charity, not commerce.

Jesus fucking Christ, Lowtax. You still don't fucking get it.

You are a textbook example of someone whose entire career was on the backs of better people. Every bit of success SA had was due to someone that tacitly was not you. It was SA's community, not you, that got SA put on the map as a hub of good content in its heyday. Meanwhile, most of the biggest fuck-ups it's had, from beginning to end, were entirely your fault.

People gave you good advice on how to avoid all of this shit, and you proved, time and time again, that you'd rather take a fistful of vicodin and jerk off to clown porn than actually manage on any level. When people told you exactly what you should do to try to save SA, you never bothered. You always had a dozen and a half excuses for why SA couldn't be overhauled, the jannies fired and replaced with better, and why problem users were allowed to persist despite offenses that other users would be thrown off metaphorical subway platforms for. Meanwhile, problem staffers routinely got away with flat-out denying your authority and undermining you at every opportunity, a practice you responded to by shitting your pants and doing nothing.

It was only when you got hit in the wallet, by people refusing to pay your that you bothered to even pretend to give a damn. When Goons left their homeland for greener pastures, and found one in the Farms, your response was initially to show a level of humility, followed immediately by once more shitting the bed and running away because the same jannies fucking up SA didn't like that you were bantering with the Kiwis.

You let all this shit happen, and now that it's hitting you in the wallet again, you once again are blaming everyone but yourself. Fuck off.

 

[northstar747]

So could lowtax get some one like Dick Masterson to remake the SA web page in wordpress? @Null forget importing old threads or user account info, how hard would it be to make a xenforo that micks the pagelay out and look of the SA forums.

Basically if I was richard I would nuke the old site have replacement at "Somethingreallyawful.com" have free reg of users and just ditch the old janny crew. If Jeff does have his own back up copy of the forums threaten him with litigation.

 

[Ilmseil]

Like a dozen people including myself have posted multiple times the obvious solution: Night of the Long Knives the entire degenerate mod staff, mass permaban the faggots, make the few remaining normal people not afraid to post again, foster an environment where people might actually want to come goof off, you know, make it a "comedy website" again instead of a histrionic screeching sjw indoctrination camp, and maybe SA might unfuck itself at some point?

Nah,

This is the better way, Rich likes it this way much better

 

[the clap]

Don't listen to any of the above advice lowtax, keep doing what you're doing. Stay the course, things will work out. What does the farms know? They've never been right before. You'll turn a corner.

Actually screw them, get more tranny mods. Move to a bigger house. Find a goonette with daddy issues and more mental issue acronyms than can fit on a police report and put a baby in her. Do drugs that are only fit for livestock. Eat more cookies. Don't let this ride end.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Rich's management style was literally the This Is Fine dog from that one Gunshow comic.

 

[repentance]

 

[White Devil]

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I wish there was a throw up sticker.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The best part is Lowtax crying about goons believing a woman that he hired, introduced as his business partner, vouched for and made a forum admin.

Lowtax trusted her implicitly, so now why is everyone else so stupid for doing what he did?

No one would have paid any attention to Logan, or known her name, if Lowtax had not placed her on a very public pedestal in front of SA and on his FB.

Lowtax made a public spectacle of himself because he was so excited to show off his new piece of ass and rub it in his wife’s face. Most grown men know better than to parade their new mistress before the world, make them part of their business and introduce them to all their clients.

 

[AnOminous]

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Ah, another one of those sane troons Richard is glad took over his site.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

Does Lowtax have the names, addresses, and phone numbers of all the SA forum members? Maybe he can hire a … ahem… collection agency and get a couple of bruisers to visit each home for a shakedown and remind them what a goon really is.

 

[Terrorist]

For all this talk about GOOFTROOP TAKING AWAY MY HARD EARNED SUCK CESS, I'd really love for Rich to explain what exactly he did to make SomethingAwful successful beyond "was around for the dotcom bubble", and what he did to earn $9k/mo on Patreon besides "had a forum people remember from 20 years ago".

Prediction: lots of umms, uhhs, periodic groaning, forgetting entire years, you had to be there man. It would make me laugh, that's for sure.

 

[Sabrina]

Rich's management style was literally the This Is Fine dog from that one Gunshow comic.

Which was animated by no other than Shmorky.

This thread is so goddamn funny:

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

"Miss" Broccoli, if persons like Lowtax did not exist, troons would never get laid. You should encourage his behavior.

 

[repentance]

You didn't have to follow his social media accounts to know about his personal life. He splashed it all over SA for 20 years.

 

[White Devil]

Which was animated by no other than Shmorky.

This thread is so goddamn funny:
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People who unironically use terms like gaslighting I have learned to ignore because they never actually have something to say outside of insane screeching.

That being said, the only real reasons he sucks shit on that list is being white trash and the podcast. Who honestly gives a shit about throwing money away on drugs, cars, and cookies like no one else in the history of ever has done it?

 

[augment]

Trannies and psychos just use buzzwords like "gaslighting" to appear to be in the know, I doubt your average SA retard would even care to find out where this (really played out) term came from, or where to actually use it.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Hey, hey Lowtax. You dumb fucking faggot. This is all your fault for being a lazy cunt and letting cancel culture retards completely own your forums. You let the crazies run the place, drive out the actually funny and influential people and when you catch an allegation, the totality of your userbase is 'believe all women' and you're fucking SHOCKED they drop you?

You get what you deserve.

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

People who unironically use terms like gaslighting I have learned to ignore because they never actually have something to say outside of insane screeching.

he's pulled a lot of generic (and less generic) emotionally manipulative fuckery in relationships, and as horribly over and misused the term is people do that shit in abusive relationships sometimes. certainly not just men either. hell people do it to family and friends too. there's plenty of ways to fuck with people to control them, but I don't remember if he ever did this thing specifically?

I try not to dedicate too much space in my head to lowtax minutiae but does anyone remember if he ever tried to make one of his already mentally unwell wives or girlfriends think they were crazier than they already are? or is that SA poster just pulling shit out of their ass to make lowtax seem worse than he already is?

 

[White Devil]

Not sure if you can make Logan think she's crazier than she already is. That bitches picture is pretty much in the dictionary next to it.