Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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The end of EvaXephon?


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What I like about the memes is that 99% of their amusement factor comes from Alex going out of his way to censor them rather than shutting up and and making the memers look like immature retards. Instead he keeps spurring them on with his terrible PR in a never-ending cycle of increasingly surreal and impenetrable videos shown to any bystander that doesn't know anything about the drama
 
Who watch these videos? Who seriously sit down and unironically listen to his condescending, passive-aggressive tone? Are there bots involved, are the same people watching his videos multiple times or refresh the page multiple times? Is it truly a sect? Am I just underestimating how many gullible weebs there are? I'm stumped.

A large majority of his fans are young children that think being into "adult" material makes them cool or edgy. Kids on his discord regularly brag about being 13-14 and "unbothered" by the material.
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Looks are irrelevant, it’s all about social and financial capital. Nobody wants to spend their life with someone who cannot provide.
>Alex
>Providing for someone other than himself
That's funny.

Also, how much of the paypig money do you think he actually has left? He lives in a very high cost-of-living area and, if his level of self-discipline in other areas of life is any indication, he is probably shit at managing money.
 
What I like about the memes is that 99% of their amusement factor comes from Alex going out of his way to censor them rather than shutting up and and making the memers look like immature retards. Instead he keeps spurring them on with his terrible PR in a never-ending cycle of increasingly surreal and impenetrable videos shown to any bystander that doesn't know anything about the drama

If he actually was smart, he'd ride the wave of attention like a champ. Yeah, he's getting memed on, and people are calling him dumb. But you can either choose to bitch about it, or laugh at yourself and be glad you get that much attention. Some of these memes (like the deepfakes) are actually really good.

That's a five star deep fake Muskrat, bravo. :story:

I'm still finding more. I really hope this stays a meme. His face is just so... fakeable.
 
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>Alex
>Providing for someone other than himself
That's funny.

Also, how much of the paypig money do you think he actually has left? He lives in a very high cost-of-living area and, if his level of self-discipline in other areas of life is any indication, he is probably shit at managing money.
Nowhere did I imply Alex was wealthy, I just said “oh he used to be kinda handsome” was a meaningless notion when it came to human relationships. It helps, but only if other factors are already in play.
Nobody wants a kinda handsome narcissist that plays vidya all day; end of story.
 
A large majority of his fans are young children that think being into "adult" material makes them cool or edgy. Kids on his discord regularly brag about being 13-14 and "unbothered" by the material.
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"I grew up with death and murder so I'm kinda immune to it" Is the shit that you would expect someone who grew up in the Congo to say when someone asks them why they didn't freak out when coming across a dead body, not a because they watched a show that is rated a 12 -13 in most counties when you were 10.

What next? Are they gonna say that they lead a life of crime because they stole from the cookie jar once when they were 8?
 
Well turns out that Alex has a spot new Scarce's video, six fucking years and this guy still doesn't get what the streisand effect is.

Yandev comes on at 3:53 for anyone who wants to skip the extra bullshit.

Yandev is wrongfully copystriking people for talking about him without kissing his ass! Shocking. That always goes over poorly with the youtuber community... Suzy Lu just tried that recently, and got FUCKED.
 
I know often it's the parents that cause their children to turn out the way that they do but I feel bad for his parents. Homeschooling him probably wasn't the wisest idea, but to be fair to them, we don't know to what extent that he was being bullied and regardless, it seemed to come from a good place concern for him. How does yandere dev respond? he blames all of his social issues on them whilst at the same time, desires to murder them for suggesting that perhaps going to college would better him.
Nope, it's all his parent's fault. Look no further, than Chris-chan. His parents knew, that his isn't normal, but refused to do something to help him to adapt and just sheltered him, so he stuck in the fantasy of his games, legos and comics and inherited their bad habits, like hoarding and love for fast-food. Actually, the level of similarities is astonishing:

  • Sheltered isolated life? Check.
  • Struggles with opposite sex? Check.
  • Extreme unhealthy escapism? Check.
  • Wanting only praise and nothing more?(Chris admitted that in the phone call with creator of Asperchu) Check.
  • Extremely bad reaction to trolling? Check.
  • Infantile pity-baiting? Check.
  • Terrible hegyene? Check.
  • Terrible diet? Check.
  • Liquid Chris/Jimmy Hill/Asperchu? WnM/LL/etc.
Yes, I know comparing someone to Chris is gratuitous, but still, he is the original cow. And no, considering, that he is triggered by people posting his face on the web, I don't think he was bullied that hard. Probably, got called names couple of times and then refused to visit school, threatening his parents with suicide. Also, I can cut Chris some slck, because he is autistic and was trolled so severely, that Alex can't even imagine.

Well turns out that Alex has a spot new Scarce's video, six fucking years and this guy still doesn't get what the streisand effect is.


Wow, and he isn't squirming like a faggot while talking about Alex? Color me surprised. Let's see what happens next.
 
How motivated do you think Alex would be if he made Megami Uberfrau the protagonist of the game instead of Ayano, since he loves to wank off about her incoherent family story.
 
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How motivated do you think Alex would be if he made Megami Uberfrau the protagonist of the game instead of Ayano, since he loves to wank off about her incoherent family story.
Probably would do a couple thousand more if elses with hardcoded variables, and maybe some unnecessary objects with useless methods if he's feeling generous.
 
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How motivated do you think Alex would be if he made Megami Uberfrau the protagonist of the game instead of Ayano, since he loves to wank off about her incoherent family story.
Your making the critically flawed assumption that he needs to make a game to be able to jack off over the models in the unity editor. Models his volunteers send him for free, or models he buys off the shop. Import asset, scale, and just go to town.
 
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Your making the critically flawed assumption that he needs to make a game to be able to jack off over the models in the unity editor. Models his volunteers send him for free, or models he buys off the shop. Import asset, scale, and just go to town.
I'm guessing at this point Mulberry would probably just draw something for free, right?
 
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