Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[theriddler3]

Oh I am sure she is looking at it to find ways to be offended. That's all. Or maybe it is just a prop to make us think she is a deep thinking, intellectual kinda modull.

That book is opened to somewhere in the middle. You really think she read all that? I can't imagine her spending 20 minutes, much less a few hours, to read anything. She probably just opened up the book to look smart, not realizing the content of it.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

Outline of the book[

1. Stand up straight with your shoulders back
2. Treat yourself like someone you are responsible for helping
3. Make friends with people who want the best for you
4. Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today
5. Do not let your children do anything that makes you dislike them
6. Set your house in perfect order before you criticize the world
7. Pursue what is meaningful (not what is expedient)
8. Tell the truth – or, at least, don't lie
9. Assume that the person you are listening to might know something you don't
10. Be precise in your speech
11. Do not bother children when they are skateboarding
12. Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Tess's 12 Rules of Life:

1: when posing all smexy, be sure to hold onto a wall or bed, so you don't take a tumble. Getting up is HARD
2; Treat yourself.. nobody else. Just you. You deserve it. Self care, QUEEN
3:Make friends with people who can DO the most for you
4: Don't compare today's pics with yesterday's. You don't need that negativity in your life, gorl. HAES
5: Ignore your children. You were raised that way and you turned out FINE
6: Make sure Jolene sets her house in order, so you can get the best insta photos
7: Pursue what is delicious (not what is responsible)
8: Lie. Truth is subjective
9:Assume the person you are listening to is below you.. they aren't a super moddle, after all. Did someone say cake? I swear I heard that
10:Be precisely woke in your speech. Might get a gig from it
11: Do not be bothered by children. You are an awesome mother, even if you gave one of them away. You had two, after all. One was a spare
12: Pet a cat when you can, insta fans love cute animals. Just make sure its a COC (cat of color) for max wokeness

 

[Constellationzero]

13: Make sure you take the time to take selfies with Mary Kay Letourneau pedophiles and fangirl them HARD.
14: Eff those beauty standards by shopping your pictures so badly that your event horizon visibly warps space-time.
15: MORE stupid tattoos! Because self-care and you don't have the spoons to send your kids to school or keep a roof over their heads.
16: Bray at blacks and other minorities on Insta in the most performative and obnoxious ways.
17: Take cringe photos of yourself air-kissing at another woman so you can shout over lesbians and bisexuals.

 

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[Local Fed]

That book is opened to somewhere in the middle. You really think she read all that? I can't imagine her spending 20 minutes, much less a few hours, to read anything. She probably just opened up the book to look smart, not realizing the content of it.

Someone needs to send her a copy of Mein Kampf to put on her shelf so she can look even more worldly and well read. It's in German, how neat!

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Not to derail from the riveting conversation re: Tess' newest "diet," but I noticed something funny in her latest TikTok. She's reading from a fucking Jordan Peterson book, lmfao. Left is from the video, right is a photo of the book from Barnes & Noble. You can see it's clearly the same spine.
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Not very #woke of you, Tess!

I'm pretty sure that's just a book left by the owner of the airbnb she's in.

 

[cactus]

She's not wrong comparing herself to Trunchbull.

 

[Barbarella]

Did she get her lips done again? Maybe she’s just overlining them, but it looks like she needs a permanent straw in there now.

She’s one of those girls, like with fat, and tats, who just doesn’t when to quit. Gloria Wildenstein, you are about to have company.

Hmmm...wonder if there is some appropriation there...larger lips is usually a black feature, no?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Did she get her lips done again? Maybe she’s just overlining them, but it looks like she needs a permanent straw in there now.

She’s one of those girls, like with fat, and tats, who just doesn’t when to quit. Gloria Wildenstein, you are about to have company.

Hmmm...wonder if there is some appropriation there...larger lips is usually a black feature, no?

I’m sure there are times that Tess wishes she were black. If she were, she’d be even more insufferable because it would just be one more trait she can add to her victimization narrative. Narcs like her love every chance they can to be victims.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Someone needs to send her a copy of Mein Kampf to put on her shelf so she can look even more worldly and well read. It's in German, how neat!

Reminds me of when a bunch of woke, anti-racist actresses like Jessica Chastein and Jamilla Jameel were drooling over a Louis Farrakhan clip, having no idea who he was, what he believed, his insane racism and his party's alliance with the American Nazi Party back in the day.

There was a group of academics who set out to show how moronic pomo academia was recently by submitting the most ludicrous papers to grievance studies type journals for review. Stuff like 'Dog rape in dog parks' and so on. Pure outrageous word salad on moronic socjus topics. All the papers were accepted and favourably reviewed. Including one that included a giant wad of translated text from Mein Kampf in the middle if it, unacknowleded.

It would be quite easy to get Tess reposting sone gems from Mein Kampf or various speeches by say, George Lincoln Rockwell and heartily endorsing them the way she does her BLM Maoist struggle session, anti-white stuff She's unread, fucking stupid to the bone, never researches anything and thinks in slogans if she thinks at all. She would be the easiest person to get enthusiastically agreeing with various loons because a scrap of text sounded good out of context.

 

[In Memoriam]

Reminds me of when a bunch of woke, anti-racist actresses like Jessica Chastein and Jamilla Jameel were drooling over a Louis Farrakhan clip, having no idea who he was, what he believed, his insane racism and his party's alliance with the American Nazi Party back in the day.

There was a group of academics who set out to show how moronic pomo academia was recently by submitting the most ludicrous papers to grievance studies type journals for review. Stuff like 'Dog rape in dog parks' and so on. Pure outrageous word salad on moronic socjus topics. All the papers were accepted and favourably reviewed. Including one that included a giant wad of translated text from Mein Kampf in the middle if it, unacknowleded.

It would be quite easy to get Tess reposting sone gems from Mein Kampf or various speeches by say, George Lincoln Rockwell and heartily endorsing them the way she does her BLM Maoist struggle session, anti-white stuff She's unread, fucking stupid to the bone, never researches anything and thinks in slogans if she thinks at all. She would be the easiest person to get enthusiastically agreeing with various loons because a scrap of text sounded good out of context.

This sounds like a job for 4chan lmao

 

[LetThemEatCake]

This sounds like a job for 4chan lmao

Grab any of Big H's early speeches and change 'Jew' or 'Jewry' to 'whites' or 'whiteness', 'antisemitic' to 'anti-racist' or 'anti-whiteness', change 'Aryan' to 'people of color' or 'black', 'Germany to 'America', carefully edit his support for (anti-semitic) socialism, credit it to some black 'folx', add a BLM banner and a poncey font with the usual dumb emojis for emphasis and you could have her champing at the bit to repost.

1920's 'Why We Are AntiSemites' speech would have Tess and her ilk screeching support as long as you make the above swaps.

 

[Constellationzero]

This sounds like a job for 4chan lmao

An ALL NEW! Project Harpoon! Sounds fantastic!

They should get her to retweet or quote pedophiles since she LOVES getting her picture taken with them so much.

 

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[SnarkySperg]

Reminds me of when a bunch of woke, anti-racist actresses like Jessica Chastein and Jamilla Jameel were drooling over a Louis Farrakhan clip, having no idea who he was, what he believed, his insane racism and his party's alliance with the American Nazi Party back in the day.

There was a group of academics who set out to show how moronic pomo academia was recently by submitting the most ludicrous papers to grievance studies type journals for review. Stuff like 'Dog rape in dog parks' and so on. Pure outrageous word salad on moronic socjus topics. All the papers were accepted and favourably reviewed. Including one that included a giant wad of translated text from Mein Kampf in the middle if it, unacknowleded.

It would be quite easy to get Tess reposting sone gems from Mein Kampf or various speeches by say, George Lincoln Rockwell and heartily endorsing them the way she does her BLM Maoist struggle session, anti-white stuff She's unread, fucking stupid to the bone, never researches anything and thinks in slogans if she thinks at all. She would be the easiest person to get enthusiastically agreeing with various loons because a scrap of text sounded good out of context.

Grab any of Big H's early speeches and change 'Jew' or 'Jewry' to 'whites' or 'whiteness', 'antisemitic' to 'anti-racist' or 'anti-whiteness', change 'Aryan' to 'people of color' or 'black', 'Germany to 'America', carefully edit his support for (anti-semitic) socialism, credit it to some black 'folx', add a BLM banner and a poncey font with the usual dumb emojis for emphasis and you could have her champing at the bit to repost.

1920's 'Why We Are AntiSemites' speech would have Tess and her ilk screeching support as long as you make the above swaps.

She would absolutely have been pushing people to join the Nazi Party back in the 20s and 30s, and probably would've been speaking in favor of segregation a couple decades later too. All of the woketards would be. I'm not saying every 'woke' person hasn't done research, but it does seem like they all regurgitating the same points over and over and it makes me really suspicious of how educated they actually are about the things they're advocating for.

 

[Angry New Ager]

"The largest national trans-led organization advocating self-determination for all people."

Hmm. All people, you say? Because I rather doubt Trans Law Center would advocate for the right of women to exercise their self-determination by excluding TIMs from groups and organizations created specifically to serve women's needs. Or for women's right to compete against other women in athletics, rather than estrogen-enhanced men. Or for the right of female health care providers and business owners to refuse woman-specific services to any men who claim to be women.

 

[Parthenos]

She would absolutely have been pushing people to join the Nazi Party back in the 20s and 30s, and probably would've been speaking in favor of segregation a couple decades later too. All of the woketards would be. I'm not saying every 'woke' person hasn't done research, but it does seem like they all regurgitating the same points over and over and it makes me really suspicious of how educated they actually are about the things they're advocating for.

Pretty sure that in current year there are people who are pushing for segregation. But it's different this time, because it's for their good! If no white people are around, then blacks can't be oppressed! And we'll give the black people better stuff to be extra nice!

Then they'll have the audacity to be surprised when 1) people call them super racist or 2) they actually get the shit for black people but then the stuff gets trashed.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Pretty sure that in current year there are people who are pushing for segregation. But it's different this time, because it's for their good! If no white people are around, then blacks can't be oppressed! And we'll give the black people better stuff to be extra nice!

Then they'll have the audacity to be surprised when 1) people call them super racist or 2) they actually get the shit for black people but then they trash it.

Oh, there absolutely are. There is a school in a nearby city solely for black boys. It's supposedly so they can have the best education possible and it be focused on their needs as black boys, but to me it just shows we've come full circle on this subject.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Reminds me of when a bunch of woke, anti-racist actresses like Jessica Chastein and Jamilla Jameel were drooling over a Louis Farrakhan clip, having no idea who he was, what he believed, his insane racism and his party's alliance with the American Nazi Party back in the day.

There was a group of academics who set out to show how moronic pomo academia was recently by submitting the most ludicrous papers to grievance studies type journals for review. Stuff like 'Dog rape in dog parks' and so on. Pure outrageous word salad on moronic socjus topics. All the papers were accepted and favourably reviewed. Including one that included a giant wad of translated text from Mein Kampf in the middle if it, unacknowleded.

It would be quite easy to get Tess reposting sone gems from Mein Kampf or various speeches by say, George Lincoln Rockwell and heartily endorsing them the way she does her BLM Maoist struggle session, anti-white stuff She's unread, fucking stupid to the bone, never researches anything and thinks in slogans if she thinks at all. She would be the easiest person to get enthusiastically agreeing with various loons because a scrap of text sounded good out of context.

Reminds me of a clip from the real housewives of atlanta. They are visiting a site of the underground railroad where slaves escaped to the north. One of the wives, Porsha, is super excited because her grandfather was a civil rights leader so she is lil miss woke. They get to the site of the underground railroad and a museum director is telling them about the space below the floor. So she sees the site and is confused because she doesnt see an opening for the driver of the train to get in and out and how does the train run because they didnt have electric trains back then....

Do whut?? WTF! Yes porsha williamsthought actual trains were running underground. She is a grown woman at least in her thirties, thinks she is so woke because her grandfather was hosea williams (I never heard of him). But she is as ignorant as the day is long. Just Wow !

Thats the kinda shit I see Tess doing. She is a lovely mixture of ignorance and arrogance all stuffed into a morbidly obese body with a large coating of entitlement within a cloud of delusion. . She cant even control her own eating but she thinks we should totally take her advice on how everyone else needs to live.

Tess thinks black men love her ( thus her stupid comment to an interviewer when some black man cat called her. Tess said something stupid about how she forgot how much black men love her). It seemed pretty tone deaf.

Black women do NOT like her. They find her loud, obnoxious, not an ally to them. She is offensive because she acts like she can save all of the poor black people by bombing instagram with selfies and memes. so brave so stunning right! She panders to whoever is currently getting attention. its pathetic.

 

[Salubrious]

She would absolutely have been pushing people to join the Nazi Party back in the 20s and 30s, and probably would've been speaking in favor of segregation a couple decades later too. All of the woketards would be. I'm not saying every 'woke' person hasn't done research, but it does seem like they all regurgitating the same points over and over and it makes me really suspicious of how educated they actually are about the things they're advocating for.

Tess would be the real life version of Rebel Wilson's character in Jojo Rabbit.