🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ralph would rather suck-start a shotgun than reach anything approaching an epiphany regarding how his behavior relates to his outcomes in life.
But Ralph obviously does not have a shotgun, he doesn't even have ceramic plates, nor does he even have the courage to go sober, how the fuck would he even dare to kill himself? Ralph would rather sell himself some bullshit "I'm gonna change mah lyfe, I'm tough, i've been through hard times"-type of bullshit once he's back in jail, that is what happened the last time shit cracked for him.
 
But Ralph obviously does not have a shotgun, he doesn't even have ceramic plates, nor does he even have the courage to go sober, how the fuck would he even dare to kill himself? Ralph would rather sell himself some bullshit "I'm gonna change mah lyfe, I'm tough, i've been through hard times"-type of bullshit once he's back in jail, that is what happened the last time shit cracked for him.

It was a different way of saying that he would rather die than admit that he's ever done anything wrong in his life. There was an unsaid "if he could only do one of the two" in my post that I suppose you didn't pick up on.

Ralph is far too much of an egotist to ever consider suicide unless such extreme circumstances.
 
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It was merely a different way of saying that he would rather die than admit that he's ever done anything wrong in his life. There was an unsaid "if he could only do one of the two" in my post that I suppose you didn't pick up on.
I see. I don't think that the gunt will ever take this hard look at himself and i agree, its more likely that he would kill himself, however, the circumstances for such an unlikely thing to occur would have to be extremelly severe, which was what i inteded to say in the post you originally responded to, and when I say severe I mean things like maybe you'd have to starve him in the gulag and make him beg forgiveness to Allah aiming a gun at his dick or something before making him drop the act, who knows what it would take to make a gunt listen.
 
Fuck... Am I gonna end up like Donga? Am I gonna have a girlfriend's daughter?! Will end up calling Spencer a white nagger? This must be the whole "Stare too long into the abyss" shit.

I'm hoping someone more vindictive and autistic than me has clipped it somewhere. Between this thread, youtube, and bitchute reposts... it has to be somewhere. The gunt shouldn't be able to scrub it from the internet.

I thought I might have had it. After combing for like a hour I can't find it.
It is you'r destiny PhoBingas. Do what must be done. Only then can Kiwi Farms have...Peace.
 

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Kraut might. Metokur defiantly does. Might ask Kraut but I know I'd get nowhere asking jimbo.
The only person I can think of who would be almost certain to have a copy would be bitwave's XAAANDER, formerly @DispatchCommit, who restreamed and archived basically everything gunt related through the stream.me era. He was justifiably sent back over the wall and into banworld several months ago for conspiring with fellow bitwave guy @KOVALSKY to mass delete their own posts so that it would make it look like Null was trying to delete comments and censor the thread. It was the single most faggy gay op ever conceived, and it was very funny watching Null boot them in the ass on the way out the door, but without him here I don't know where you could go to contact him directly for his clips.
 
I'm probably tardy and homosexual but did anyone else catch Gator posting Animu waifu birthdays on twitter?

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Yea, we seent it last night but it's still funny.

Alpha Chad: Remembers everyone's birthday
Chad: Forgets his own birthday
Beta: Remembers e-girl he's simping for's birthday
Zeta: Remembers asian cartoon girl's birthday
 
Yea, we seent it last night but it's still funny.

Alpha Chad: Remembers everyone's birthday
Chad: Forgets his own birthday
Beta: Remembers e-girl he's simping for's birthday
Zeta: Remembers asian cartoon girl's birthday
Shit eh? This thread goes so fast at times. I've seen it go like 5 or 6 pages in like half of an 8 hour shift.
 
Ethan "If she remembers 9/11 she can't take me to heaven" Ralph

Ethan "She can't go to a bar, but she can get in my car" Ralph

Ethan "No pussy keener than a high school senior" Ralph

Ethan "My dick can't get risen unless she's months away from prison" Ralph

Ethan "Class of '18? Too old for me" Ralph

Ethan "I bust out the lube if she's younger than GameCube" Ralph

Ethan "Flagging PPP and Null, then picking my girl up from school" Ralph

Ethan "My hair back I slick it, into a crazy chick I stick it" Ralph

Ethan "She was late for algebra class because I was tapping that schoolgirl ass" Ralph

Ethan "Flagging my haters down, taking the Boulder King's crown" Ralph
 
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The fat hitler-haired "muh very concerned about the whites, take care of Our People, don't jerk off and read the bible, bro"-types calling eachother Kings is really the white version of the black women stereotype "take care of yo self, sis, ya black queen, remember you absolute QUEEN, don't let no man run yo mind"

Yeah Its all low IQ tier imo.

"I'm parked at a McDonald's eating a good meal. Just enjoying the burger and fries before I have to go on stream in a few hours. Helps me get away from it all." - Nick Fuentes
 
If I remember correctly the soph stream happened a day or two before the pill stream, Ralph was on a multiday bender at that point from mixing zanax with makers mark.
 
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If I remember correctly the soph stream happened a day or two before the pill stream, Ralph was on a multiday bender at that point from mixing zanax with makers mark.
I've been looking for this stream since like the 1100's of this thread. Still no luck. Does the gunt have any subreddits? Fuck, even if there was some holy grail of killstream archives, I'm sure the capos would remove anything that made Ralph look like anything less than an absolute mensch.
 
I've been looking for this stream since like the 1100's of this thread. Still no luck. Does the gunt have any subreddits? Fuck, even if there was some holy grail of killstream archives, I'm sure the capos would remove anything that made Ralph look like anything less than an absolute mensch.
If /cow/ was still active I'm sure you could find a poster with the video, have you tried the clipping/archive channels? Ralph has pissed off a few and I wouldn't be surprised if they had it, you might have to ask them for a copy.
 
If /cow/ was still active I'm sure you could find a poster with the video, have you tried the clipping/archive channels? Ralph has pissed off a few and I wouldn't be surprised if they had it, you might have to ask them for a copy.
I'd rather not "bug" these people, but I'm starting to think I'll have to. Teaclips and FullblastForever and whoever runs Recording Ralph on youtube... I've already put some feelers out to some other folk who might have a copy.
 
I'd rather not "bug" these people, but I'm starting to think I'll have to. Teaclips and FullblastForever and whoever runs Recording Ralph on youtube... I've already put some feelers out to some other folk who might have a copy.
The pillstream was such a magnificent trash fire that it overshadowed the streams leading up to it. I'm not surprised its so hard to find who would save or talk about a several hour stream with Ralph passed out when just the next day we had a full melt down.
 
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