Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Neurotic Loser]

Y'know what I just realized?
(Btw excuse me if something similar was already posted. Not going through the entire fucking thread to check)
Literally all of this could've been avoided had Alex not announced his shitty game so early.
Let's see: no dealing with trolls, no hacks, no pedophilia rumours, no need to make all the debunks, no companies drama.
He could've sat there in his basement working 3 hrs a day on the game for 10 years at a leisurely pace, dedicating the rest of his time to write rape fiction or whatever and then release a playable demo with Osana and all that crap, saying it took him 6 months to make. And the people would be none the wiser. The code would still be shit but at least the speed he made it at wouldn't be known to anyone. Even if the project failed, he could've shrugged it off since it would've been just a side hobby.
In that scenario: in 2025 a playable demo with many features releases. Since it's not that bad nobody really bothers to troll the dev digging up pedo shit from his past. As there's never a shortage of retarded teens that wanna see anime girls murdering people he'd still get his Patreon and a possibly successful Kickstarter. Publishers would be much more inclined to work with him since none of the TinyBuild drama and the overall negative atmosphere around the game would've been off-putting factors. People would still volunteer to help, etc, etc...
While now he is a failure of a man replying to trolls instead of making an actual game, with a slowly declining Patreon. No respectable publisher will work with him, the haters and game clones will keep coming. All the OG fans of his will have graduated college and created a fucking family by the time YanSim releases, so the few supporters he has now will disappear soon enough, leaving nothing. Everything will eventually end up with the game releasing in 3 or so years, get a few sales on Steam with everyone else just pirating it for the lolz.
6 fucking years wasted, the last 3 or so with him living with blood pressure of a mad bull, depressed, his greatest achievement in life practically fucked for all intents and purposes. And all that because this idiot just had to brag to everyone that he thought up a semi-original game at a point in time when he probably didn't even know how to write a Hello World program.
Really the only opposing argument to this is "he wouldn't have the motivation to see the game through without the support of the fans". Fuck, if you believe in and care about a project strongly enough you could finish it even with 0 supporters.
Anyways, rant over. Like, dislike, ignore, etc.

That would work if yansim wasn't made in spite. Alex's major driving force to make the game is it's detractors, as it all started with MikeZ harshly critising him about a prior project. Then 4chan hated him after he sperged out about not getting enough heatpats. Now the game exists as a means to fuel drama and attention from "gremlins" so he could prove them wrong.

Another reason why YanSim wouldn't be finished that way is that it wouldn't have generated money for him to live if he didn't go public with it. He got up to +$5k a month which is very much liveable, so he could work on development without a job or concern from his parents. Going private means no patreon, thus less time developing it, thus a higher likelyhood of burnout and yansim just being a failure.

 

[Toma]

Y'know what I just realized?
(Btw excuse me if something similar was already posted. Not going through the entire fucking thread to check)
Literally all of this could've been avoided had Alex not announced his shitty game so early.
Let's see: no dealing with trolls, no hacks, no pedophilia rumours, no need to make all the debunks, no companies drama.
He could've sat there in his basement working 3 hrs a day on the game for 10 years at a leisurely pace, dedicating the rest of his time to write rape fiction or whatever and then release a playable demo with Osana and all that crap, saying it took him 6 months to make. And the people would be none the wiser. The code would still be shit but at least the speed he made it at wouldn't be known to anyone. Even if the project failed, he could've shrugged it off since it would've been just a side hobby.
In that scenario: in 2025 a playable demo with many features releases. Since it's not that bad nobody really bothers to troll the dev digging up pedo shit from his past. As there's never a shortage of retarded teens that wanna see anime girls murdering people he'd still get his Patreon and a possibly successful Kickstarter. Publishers would be much more inclined to work with him since none of the TinyBuild drama and the overall negative atmosphere around the game would've been off-putting factors. People would still volunteer to help, etc, etc...
While now he is a failure of a man replying to trolls instead of making an actual game, with a slowly declining Patreon. No respectable publisher will work with him, the haters and game clones will keep coming. All the OG fans of his will have graduated college and created a fucking family by the time YanSim releases, so the few supporters he has now will disappear soon enough, leaving nothing. Everything will eventually end up with the game releasing in 3 or so years, get a few sales on Steam with everyone else just pirating it for the lolz.
6 fucking years wasted, the last 3 or so with him living with blood pressure of a mad bull, depressed, his greatest achievement in life practically fucked for all intents and purposes. And all that because this idiot just had to brag to everyone that he thought up a semi-original game at a point in time when he probably didn't even know how to write a Hello World program.
Really the only opposing argument to this is "he wouldn't have the motivation to see the game through without the support of the fans". Fuck, if you believe in and care about a project strongly enough you could finish it even with 0 supporters.
Anyways, rant over. Like, dislike, ignore, etc.

Use Paragraphs faggot

 

[Brimjack]

After a crime is occurs and the police come to the school in YanSim, there is an investigation sequence which determines if you got away with it. If someone saw you and can't prove it, then they drain your reputation every day after that.

The school atmosphere also drops if lots of people die in school or go missing, and the view radius of the students increases - when school atmosphere is at its worst, metal detectors and cameras are installed.

There are long term consequences in YanSim for murder, although I'm not sure they're fully implemented so they may just be planned.

from the vids i saw people playing that wasn't the case, but then again you can get away with it if you change clothes and so on, there's no really mechanic or depth to it, there's no noticeable change in gameplay for example if there's two or three murder in the school the game has to change drastically; security, etc, even just plain out change the school schedule having two or three day of class that makes you plan your next move really carefully in order to get senpai, and so on. Not just "mood"

 

[EenGevolg]

Every time someone tries to beef with YandereDev, a lolcow is born.

So he's basically the game dev version of LowTierGod, except for being a manlet? The connection of anyone they feud with explosively crashing down does seem to be there.

So not only does he want to run a Kickstarter and charge people for the full game, but he's already thinking about DLC? The absolute state of modern game developers.

Oh, he's been thinking about DLC for a long, long time now.

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2014/10/31/dlc-discussion/

Halloween and DLC | Yandere Simulator Development Blog

archived 19 May 2017 13:01:14 UTC

archive.is

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bros, I don't know if anyone here watches SidAlpha, but he just said in his newest video that he's researching YanDev.
It's right here at the beginning of the video, so you don't have to go searching for it.

If I'm late to this, fuck it. Making sure this is out there is just that damn important.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Bros, I don't know if anyone here watches SidAlpha, but he just said in his newest video that he's researching YanDev.
It's right here at the beginning of the video, so you don't have to go searching for it.

If I'm late to this, fuck it. Making sure this is out there is just that damn important.

I'm looking forward to this. Not because I like Sid, he's got a self righteous stick up his ass a mile long and seems to think he's the second coming of Total Biscuit, but because he's a large enough, somewhat prominent critic. Large enough to trigger some real spicy reactions from Alex, which should be fun. I bet Sid's lurking right now, great repository of yandev shenanigans here. And Sid's not the kind to take suicide baiting or DMCA takedowns lightly, Alex is going to struggle to hush that party up.

If you are reading this Sid, don't take what I said personally. You just have a habit of getting real butthurt on other peoples behalf.

 

[EenGevolg]

I'm looking forward to this. Not because I like Sid, he's got a self righteous stick up his ass a mile long and seems to think he's the second coming of Total Biscuit, but because he's a large enough, somewhat prominent critic. Large enough to trigger some real spicy reactions from Alex, which should be fun. I bet Sid's lurking right now, great repository of yandev shenanigans here. And Sid's not the kind to take suicide baiting or DMCA takedowns lightly, Alex is going to struggle to hush that party up.

If you are reading this Sid, don't take what I said personally. You just have a habit of getting real butthurt on other peoples behalf.

It feels a bit disappointing that all this attention from these Youtubers seems to come not from the suicidebaiting, but from striking that one retard, although Alex may have finally struck a fairly big hive. Not that it really matters, though; as long as his worshippers exist, he'll do a flip and ultimately land on all fours.

 

[nohull]

Alright alright, the user in question got banned. No need for the entire userbase to respond to it, just report that shit and move on.

And why were lots of other posts deleted too? Mine wasn't even replying to that redditor.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

It feels a bit disappointing that all this attention from these Youtubers seems to come not from the suicidebaiting, but from striking that one retard, although Alex may have finally struck a fairly big hive. Not that it really matters, though; as long as his worshippers exist, he'll do a flip and ultimately land on all fours.

Suicide baiting on the internet really isn't that big of an attention catcher in the community. Boo hoo, someones being a manipulative fucker on the internet, suck it up. But DMCA abuse? Now your going after the critic communities wallets, and hitting them in a very sensitive place on a very sensitive topic.

Its a very interconnected community, desperate to set precedent and establish a continuing narrative of being victims of this shit just for bringing attention to bad people. These sorts of attacks do nothing but garner them sympathy, views, and a huge excuse to absolutely rip into someone with no remose, even if its punching down so to speak.

 

[Slav Power]

And why were lots of other posts deleted too? Mine wasn't even replying to that redditor.

If the posts were focusing on off-topic blabber instead on the lolcow then mods had the right to delete them to clean up the thread.

 

[nohull]

If the posts were focusing on off-topic blabber instead on the lolcow then mods had the right to delete them to clean up the thread.

Lolcows are serious business, banter is not allowed.

 

[Brimjack]

Boo hoo, someones being a manipulative fucker on the internet, suck it up. But DMCA abuse? Now your going after the critic communities wallets, and hitting them in a very sensitive place on a very sensitive topic.

With Alex being on youtube is quite surprising that he didn't foresee this kinda outcome, specially with all of the drama about DMCA and copystrikes that people had used against smaller channels, one big example was H3H3 with Gokunaru's video and so on, so him with a channel of 2.3 million subscribers going after a smaller channel that "criticized him" and using the DMCA system is really bad in the youtube community, he is trying so hard to "avoid" the drama while creating more drama

 

[SIGSEGV]

With Alex being on youtube is quite surprising that he didn't foresee this kinda outcome, specially with all of the drama about DMCA and copystrikes that people had used against smaller channels, one big example was H3H3 with Gokunaru's video and so on, so him with a channel of 2.3 million subscribers going after a smaller channel that "criticized him" and using the DMCA system is really bad in the youtube community, he is trying so hard to "avoid" the drama while creating more drama

It gives him another excuse not to work on the game.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

he is trying so hard to "avoid" the drama while creating more drama

That's pretty much his thing at this point, yeah? When you take someone with a victim complex mixed with them being kinda dumb, you get someone who knows how to create drama because they aggressively go after anyone that goes against the narrative.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

With Alex being on youtube is quite surprising that he didn't foresee this kinda outcome, specially with all of the drama about DMCA and copystrikes that people had used against smaller channels, one big example was H3H3 with Gokunaru's video and so on, so him with a channel of 2.3 million subscribers going after a smaller channel that "criticized him" and using the DMCA system is really bad in the youtube community, he is trying so hard to "avoid" the drama while creating more drama

It gives him another excuse not to work on the game.

And it gives him an excuse to work on his greatest masterpiece to actually see the light of day:

Hate & Shame 2; When All the World Crushes You at Once

 

[Kuroiwa]

For a guy that likes to say how much hate he gets i'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how far the real extent of harassment can reach.

Is anyone familiar with the Hasekara calamity? (i heard it has many names like the Hasekara doxxing case or calamity)
I suggest everyone who doesn't know what i'm talking about to research on it.

Anyways looking at all that makes the Alex drama feel like nothing in comparison and all his behavior, suicide baiting and the likes feel even more worthless, amusing nonetheless and i'll be here to see it all.

 

[LitmusPaper]

Bros, I don't know if anyone here watches SidAlpha, but he just said in his newest video that he's researching YanDev.
It's right here at the beginning of the video, so you don't have to go searching for it.

If I'm late to this, fuck it. Making sure this is out there is just that damn important.

Fitting, since SidAlpha covered the Day of Dragons drama - which he was personally involved with - which had many of the symptoms the Yandere Simulator project currently does; the game caught traction and idiots threw money at it, the "developer", Jao, is a rather irrational individual and didn't handle criticism very well, made empty promises, kept arguing with the internet over his own shortcomings, unwarranted bans (including bans from his game itself), and promised DLC for the game before the game was even completed, among other things.

I'd be interested to see that.

 

[Brimjack]

For a guy that likes to say how much hate he gets i'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how far the real extent of harassment can reach.

Is anyone familiar with the Hasekara calamity? (i heard it has many names like the Hasekara doxxing case or calamity)
I suggest everyone who doesn't know what i'm talking about to research on it.

Anyways looking at all that makes the Alex drama feel like nothing in comparison and all his behavior, suicide baiting and the likes feel even more worthless, amusing nonetheless and i'll be here to see it all.

That wasn't the guy how "tried" to police 2ch and make an anti-ciberbullying shit? That was really wild.

 

[Kuroiwa]

That wasn't the guy how "tried" to police 2ch and make an anti-ciberbullying shit? That was really wild.

Basically some guy tormented 2ch for years with inflammatory, racist and obnoxious posts for years and then gets doxxed from his tripcode.
Scared he calls in a lawyer who goes into the site demanding that whoever was threatening his client would have to give him their IP address.
Of course it backfires with everyone clowning on said lawyer and it got to a point that a cult was formed just to harrass him and it went as far as making memes, music, art, comics, prank calling him and his friends/family, stalking, taking pictures of him and whoever knew him in his everyday life, swatting, trying to take down all his job opportunities, defiling the family's grave, sending over 100 bomb threats all over Japan with his name attached and way more else....

Both of them survived with the lawyer even going as far as specializing in internet harassment, all this to say that if they could withstand all of this there is no reason Alex should do some of the things he does because i'm positive that it never got to that point for him.

 

[Neurotic Loser]

Basically some guy tormented 2ch for years with inflammatory, racist and obnoxious posts for years and then gets doxxed from his tripcode.
Scared he calls in a lawyer who goes into the site demanding that whoever was threatening his client would have to give him their IP address.
Of course it backfires with everyone clowning on said lawyer and it got to a point that a cult was formed just to harrass him and it went as far as making memes, music, art, comics, prank calling him and his friends/family, stalking, taking pictures of him and whoever knew him in his everyday life, swatting, trying to take down all his job opportunities, defiling the family's grave, sending over 100 bomb threats all over Japan with his name attached and way more else....

Both of them survived with the lawyer even going as far as specializing in internet harassment, all this to say that if they could withstand all of this there is no reason Alex should do some of the things he does because i'm positive that it never got to that point for him.

I thought the college kid lost his job.