Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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In other words, Bob is very evil, but very stupid to harm anyone but himself.
Much of it self-inflicted because of his massive ego. For all his delusions of cosmopolitanism, Bob is just a piece a parochial white trash from Boston's suburbs. He rails on about Trump's stupidity, but I believe that Trump is far more perceptive than Bob will ever be or the elites that he ingratiates himself to.
 
Much of it self-inflicted because of his massive ego. For all his delusions of cosmopolitanism, Bob is just a piece a parochial white trash from Boston's suburbs. He rails on about Trump's stupidity, but I believe that Trump is far more perceptive than Bob will ever be or the elites that he ingratiates himself to.
Bob is one of the dipshits who insists Trump is both pants-shitting retarded AND an evil mastermind of destruction.
 
Right, I think that contradictory shtick has been used with Trump, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, and others. I'm not sure what the equivalent talking point regarding Democratic candidates is.
Oh, you see it thrown around about AOC quite a bit. There is no point on the political spectrum that’s free from this kind of thinking.
 
The one thing I will marginally agree with Bob on is that Trump pandering to the fear of jobs being "lost/outsourced" is a dumb move - it reveals both that a lot of people couldn't care less about any "overarching" political issues beyond what they (usually irrationally) believe will immediately affect/benefit them and theirs. Not to mention if one is in a constant state of fear of being "outsourced" (e.x. to "illegals"), then they probably suck at their job and aren't of any value or worth to the company to begin with, if the boss would rather hire an illegal over their lazy, incompetent ass (good riddance, as far as the company needs to be concerned).
 
The one thing I will marginally agree with Bob on is that Trump pandering to the fear of jobs being "lost/outsourced" is a dumb move - it reveals both that a lot of people couldn't care less about any "overarching" political issues beyond what they (usually irrationally) believe will immediately affect/benefit them and theirs. Not to mention if one is in a constant state of fear of being "outsourced" (e.x. to "illegals"), then they probably suck at their job and aren't of any value or worth to the company to begin with, if the boss would rather hire an illegal over their lazy, incompetent ass (good riddance, as far as the company needs to be concerned).
Outsourcing doesn't involve illegal immigrants taking your job. Outsourcing when it's used in this sense is basically when companies move an entire department (tech support, manufacturing) overseas because they can pay a Chinese or Indian worker a fraction of what they'd be required to pay a legal American worker. Outsourcing absolutely gutted American manufacturing in the 70's and 80's. Manufacturing used to be considered a stable, reliable source of work for a lot of people.

Illegals coming over and working for less than minimum wage is a different issue entirely.
 
Bob was seven seconds and thinner fingers away from shooting up his school, I swear to God.
Eh, don't think so. He was loser in school, but mostly harmless. You know the type, the absolute NPC. Not smart enough to be a nerd, not passionate enough to be a geek, not fit enough to be a jock, not normal enough to be, well, a normie. Just a loser, but not the type that would become a schoolshooter, because that requires passion. Bob back then thought his life would vindicate him, because the movies taught him that the underdog would win in the end. So he went on with his life to become an Internet star to make millions, live in a mansion and bang the hot models.
Of course, Bob is Bob, and life isn't the movies, so his life did not, in fact, get any better, he's still a loser and nothing will change that. It's killing him because he can't understand what's going wrong in his life. He HAS to blame it on outside forces, because that's how he thinks life works.
 
Outsourcing doesn't involve illegal immigrants taking your job. Outsourcing when it's used in this sense is basically when companies move an entire department (tech support, manufacturing) overseas because they can pay a Chinese or Indian worker a fraction of what they'd be required to pay a legal American worker. Outsourcing absolutely gutted American manufacturing in the 70's and 80's. Manufacturing used to be considered a stable, reliable source of work for a lot of people.

Illegals coming over and working for less than minimum wage is a different issue entirely.
True, but it also created new service industry jobs; and one could theoretically say that about anything (e.x. the invention of the firearm put swordsmiths out of business, but created new jobs for gunsmiths, etc).

So it ultimately just boils down to selfish people selfishly whining about "muh job", regardless of which "side" of the fence they're on, and not carrying about any deeper issues beyond what they think will immediately affect themselves, meaning it's just as natural for people to turn a blind eye to their whining and moaning over it.
 
True, but it also created new service industry jobs; and one could theoretically say that about anything (e.x. the invention of the firearm put swordsmiths out of business, but created new jobs for gunsmiths, etc).

So it ultimately just boils down to selfish people selfishly whining about "muh job", regardless of which "side" of the fence they're on, and not carrying about any deeper issues beyond what they think will immediately affect themselves, meaning it's just as natural for people to turn a blind eye to their whining and moaning over it.
Moving the manufacturing of an item (let's say, wrenches) to the other side of the world for a thicker profit margin isn't the same thing as technology moving on. And most of the "service jobs" don't match the stability and earning potential that manufacturing had in the rust belt. You use the example of swordsmiths to gunsmiths- the two would have metallurgy and metalworking knowledge in common. If a factory worker gets laid off after 10 or 20 years and has to move to a service job, he has to basically start from zero with the earning potential of someone brand new. It's a shitty situation to be in.

Most people that live in the real world want stable incomes and steady jobs.
 
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Much of it self-inflicted because of his massive ego. For all his delusions of cosmopolitanism, Bob is just a piece a parochial white trash from Boston's suburbs. He rails on about Trump's stupidity, but I believe that Trump is far more perceptive than Bob will ever be or the elites that he ingratiates himself to.
Trump has accomplished far more with his life than Bob, or the people Bob simps for, ever have or ever will. It probably grinds Bob's gears to no end that Trump has banged literal supermodels while Bob is ignored by every lady he's simped for.
 
Has Bob met himself, the permavirgin?

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Is Bob super sensitive about implications he’s uninformed or dumb because of this (additional) dumb idea of his?

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Bob thinks someone as overweight and unhealthy as he is will be around for several more years. At least he’s realistic enough to know it won’t be children of his own that he’ll ever teach anything.

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Of course he looks forward to traumatizing the children.

Ok, you know what? This:

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... is right up there with the most repulsive, heinous shit he's ever said. "The worst, most despicable thing as [sic] human being can be is unintelligent."

Fucking really?!?!?!

So there are no intelligent rapists? Murderers? Serial killers? War criminals? Are those people marginally better if they're not stupid? What about the mentally retarded? What about the slow but goodhearted? Ever meet a Downs syndrome kid, you worthless, gormless fuck?

I look forward to his walkback where he somehow defines being intelligent as a choice.

Also, real classy how you're looking to introduce a little girl to your "big balls," Uncle Creepo.
 
I also think that Bob doesn't know what "working class" is, or how stupid and nonsensical a term like that is in any real, modern economy to begin with. (If he's thinking about "entry-level manufacturing jobs" specifically, such as assembly line work, they're only about 1% of the entire modern economy to begin with, since most of our economy is service, not manufacturing - not to mention that "jobs" in manufacturing include everything from entry level work, to programmers and engineers who design and mantain manfucaturing equipment).

If Bob lost his silly little movie critic gig, I don't think he would have any "skills" to himself on, other than low-level customer service or sales.

But then again, his favorite character is a plumber who rescues a damsel in distress from the evil King Koopa, so I think he's bipolar or something, since everything he "likes" is the polar opposite of all of the cliches he references, to the point that it's comical and almost seems like a self-parody.
Bobs view of the working class is warped by his upbringing where the guy was bullied and shunned by the peers of working class families because he was a jerk and has turned his resentment toward his childhood peers into a hatred for the working class. Theres also this sentiment among his wannabe peers that "yeah the working class are great but I don't actually want to be working class", that Bob autisticly turns into genocide and saying robots are going to replace the working class next year.

Isn't 7 pages too much for just <3000 words? He writes articles, right? That's 400 words per page in average, unless he measures everything in Tweets.

As someone who just went through a drawfag block, forcing yourself over it at 2am is a guarantee to make shit content, you should take a rest for a couple of days and continue early. In his defense when you're in a block is hard to distinguish if it's because you're not doing enough or you're over exerting yourself, but usually is the latter.
I know because just did that last week, and it was shit content.

Probably all his stupidity is due to the fact that he has a shit sleep schedule, having a shit sleep could cause radical changes in personality especially if you rinse and repeat for over a decade, it may not make miracles since his brain has been drowning in anger hormones for years but there must be some improvement if he decides to leave twitter to sleep 7 hours a day, motherfucker might even lose weight.
No his stupidity is due to the fact he is addicted to Twitter and NEEDS to have an opinion on everything under the sun from politics, to current movies, to animal behavior, to cooking. Bob is desperate to portray himself as this modern day Renaissance Man who knows everything thanks to the Internet regardless if he knows anything or has any interest in the topic at hand. This results in him posting shallow takes on current events that are framed through corporate mass-market pop culture because that's the only thing he truly knows. "Donald Trumps latest idea to address the COVAID virus is just like Thanos using the Infinity Stones and only the wealthy intelligent Avengers like Iron Man and Black Panther have any hope of defeating the villain who embodies the worst aspects of the angry white working class". If he could keep his fingers off his phone for more than five minutes he could either come up with an intelligent take on the subject or realize he'd be making a fool of himself if he posted what he just wrote.

There's also the fact that he's probably drunk half the time hes writing these late night Tweets. Its pretty obvious based on previous photos and Tweets that Bob has a drinking problem and everyone knows that when people drink their filters disappear. Hes typing out his inner most thoughts for the whole Internet to see and so wasted he doesn't even realize what he's typing at 2 in the morning.

Trump has accomplished far more with his life than Bob, or the people Bob simps for, ever have or ever will. It probably grinds Bob's gears to no end that Trump has banged literal supermodels while Bob is ignored by every lady he's simped for.
Trump has done more to advance the whole "post-national, border-less, world" Bob dreams of than Bob himself. Trump's built Golf courses and hotels in other countries providing jobs to the individuals in those countries instead of Americans and is married to an immigrant woman vs Bob who has only contributed to other countries GDP by racking up an impressive bar bill and will never know the touch of a woman unless he pays a little extra at the Filipino massage parlor.
 
Robert sperging about IQ:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1287917440232493057 (Archive)

While IQ isn't the only or necessarily the best indicator of intelligence, I can guarantee that the main reasons why Robert's against it are because it goes against his idea that that non-whites are smarter than whites and his IQ test results being below average.

Also, Robert isn't opposed to the idea of an intelligence-based indicator being used to discredit and discriminate against "stupid" groups:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/859192882850402305 (Archive)
 
Ok, you know what? This:

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... is right up there with the most repulsive, heinous shit he's ever said. "The worst, most despicable thing as [sic] human being can be is unintelligent."

Fucking really?!?!?!

So there are no intelligent rapists? Murderers? Serial killers? War criminals? Are those people marginally better if they're not stupid? What about the mentally retarded? What about the slow but goodhearted? Ever meet a Downs syndrome kid, you worthless, gormless fuck?

I look forward to his walkback where he somehow defines being intelligent as a choice.

Also, real classy how you're looking to introduce a little girl to your "big balls," Uncle Creepo.
As much as I'm feeling what you're saying, I don't believe for a second that he'll get any push back from this. His sycophant followers of unwashed, super commies, furries, and ADBLs will openly agree with what he said, and by openly agree I mean they'll like, retweet, and maybe comment because must of them aren't stupid enough to say it out loud or directly.

Or...you get comments like this...
This is the world you are fucking striving for Bob. Enjoy never being right or accepted by anyone.
 
Ok, you know what? This:

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... is right up there with the most repulsive, heinous shit he's ever said. "The worst, most despicable thing as [sic] human being can be is unintelligent."

Fucking really?!?!?!

So there are no intelligent rapists? Murderers? Serial killers? War criminals? Are those people marginally better if they're not stupid? What about the mentally retarded? What about the slow but goodhearted? Ever meet a Downs syndrome kid, you worthless, gormless fuck?

I look forward to his walkback where he somehow defines being intelligent as a choice.

Also, real classy how you're looking to introduce a little girl to your "big balls," Uncle Creepo.
So according to Kino Roberto over here, Josef Mengele and Ted Bundy are better people than someone who's not the brightest but is still kindhearted and tries to do good in the world. Seems right in line with his shitty ideology.

Also, I'd say that he's accidentally admitting that he's a horrible person, but I don't think he has nearly enough self-awareness to realize this.
 
Eh, don't think so. He was loser in school, but mostly harmless. You know the type, the absolute NPC. Not smart enough to be a nerd, not passionate enough to be a geek, not fit enough to be a jock, not normal enough to be, well, a normie. Just a loser, but not the type that would become a schoolshooter, because that requires passion. Bob back then thought his life would vindicate him, because the movies taught him that the underdog would win in the end. So he went on with his life to become an Internet star to make millions, live in a mansion and bang the hot models.
Of course, Bob is Bob, and life isn't the movies, so his life did not, in fact, get any better, he's still a loser and nothing will change that. It's killing him because he can't understand what's going wrong in his life. He HAS to blame it on outside forces, because that's how he thinks life works.

I'm 2 years younger than Bob, so I'm familiar with all the characters of a northeastern high school in the late 90's...I can tell you exactly what Bob was like. He wore a trenchcoat and sat by himself in lunch and study hall reading Nintendo Power and Electronic Gaming Monthly.
 
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