Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

This is what I love about the guy. It’s not just that he’s smug, it’s not just that he’s wrong, it’s that he’s wrong in ways that anyone who has a single clue about anything can see are wrong. He’s the Comical Ali of Twitter. Comical Alley. It’s particularly entertaining when he invents antagonists like this, because it gives us the incredible sight of a man losing an argument with figments of his imagination.

Endlessly scoring own goals is a hallmark of most lolcows. Whatever shit they are going through, the overwhelming majority of it is self-inflicted.
 
Wow - I *hate* to be the one to tell you this Jake, but....

Unless you spring for the 'chopped meat sandwich' made from colon tissue, that's pretty much what you're gonna get - an 'open wound full of hair'.

Is he *really* this clueless about the realities of what SRS results are actually like? I'd have thought that he spends so much time 'researching' this stuff and rubbing his gnome-clit over it, that he'd have by now a realistic idea of what's the case.

Mind you, isn't this the guy who, until recently, didn't even believe that SRS was a 'thing' asides from 'minor cosmetic touch ups' to what the tiddy skittles brought about? And that SRS was some kind of TERF black propaganda?

What the fuck does this guy *really* believe in that bald misshaped head of his, I wonder? I'd love to know.
I fully believe the only vagina he's ever seen, cis or otherwise, has been badly drawn on an anime girl of some variety. I think even porn with actual humans is too much for him.
 
Jake sweet talks Bex:
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This is like a parody sketch where a construction worker gets really into his word-a-day calendar and starts making lexiphanic catcalls. "Ayy baby, you possess an anatomical feature which is considered by the majority of the society you inhabit to be aesthetically pleasing!"
 
Well, think on it. How many times in his shut-in adult life has Jake had a non-transactional conversation with a non-troon woman who wasn't a blood relative? Face to face, I mean, not online. I'd bet single digits. Maybe even one hand.
But remember, he’s not an incel. Incels are the ones who are actually totally getting laid all the time. Jake is such a Chad that he doesn’t even know how a vagina works.
 
Aren't her eyes blue anyways?
That comment seems a bit racist ;)

There's a weird compulsion among attention-seeking blue-eyed people to say that their eyes are green. Similar people with brown eyes say they're "hazel" eyed when there's nothing hazel about them. Since a lot of troonism is also caused by the same impulse toward being unusual, it's not surprising they play the green/hazel eye game with one another.
 
I really do hate how about once a year someone with absolutely no background in studying hate groups or the dynamics of social media pile-ons comes out with one of these grand proclamations that "nobody would have to deal with harassment if not for all those anonymous trolls."

First off, nobody is actually anonymous on social media.

Anonymity is when a message is printed which is not accredited to anyone.

If a reporter explains how an unnamed source at a meat packing plant warns of an e. coli contamination in a recent shipment, that's anonymous.

If a letter with no return address is slipped under your door instructing you to leave $20,000 in a duffle bag under a park bench if you want your child not to be murdered, that's anonymous.

But if you get a hateful message from someone with the username Poopyballs69, that's not anonymous. That is a signed message. You know exactly who sent it. Poopyballs69 is the person harassing you.

Now, it's safe to assume that is a pseudonym, not his actual legal name, and in my experience this is where the sort of idiot who shouts about "anonymous trolls" might call me a pedant for pointing out that he's saying "anonymous" when what he really means is "pseudonymous," but no, that's actually a real damn important distinction, because the protections from consequence that come with saying something anonymously all depend on being unable to trace the message to its source.

We know the source, in this case. The source is Poopyballs69. He has a publicly visible twitter account. That twitter account is tied to his phone number. Every message he posts from that account is logged.

If the consequences we wish for him to deal with as a result of this harassment are on the level that Twitter should do something, Twitter absolutely has all the information they need to do it. He's in their database. They control access to his account. They even have a system to flag the threat for someone to see.

If the harassment is more serious than that, i.e. something where the law is involved, Twitter can pass along the large body of information they have regarding the actual identity and whereabouts of that person just fine too.

The barrier to consequences in this scenario is not by any means the inability to identify who sent the message. It's entirely a matter of whether Twitter agrees that Poopyballs69 should be in any way held accountable for his harassment of you.

And for the record, 99 times out of 100, Twitter will not agree with you, because the idea that Twitter, the company, actually WANTS to put an end to all the harassment people conduct via Twitter, the platform, but just somehow can't enforce their terms of service against a malicious registered user of their product is an absurd ridiculous fantasy, you silly child Twitter actively chooses to almost never enforce any sort of consequences for harassers, especially those whose entire presence on the site is completely dedicated to spreading hate.

And this is not me speculating. This is me having worked with an anti-harassment organization to compile a detailed report on the 20 most dangerous neo-nazis weaponizing accounts on this site, which was handed to them in a face to face meeting, that Twitter themselves arranged, in which they glanced at the report, recognized those 20 handles, and proclaimed that they would take no action against any of them, because, if I properly recall the quote, "we like these guys." So quit mistaking malice for incompetence. Twitter is not your friend.

THAT said, a guy with the handle Poopyballs69 sending you a message saying "kill yourself" or whatever is not a significant source of harassment in the first place. That's one hateful message from one account. When you see that, you can just go ahead and block that one account, and move on with your day.

Now granted, it's entirely possible, even likely, that Poopyballs69 is just one of 50 or so accounts on particular troll has, and he might just rapidly switch over to the others to send more hateful messages to you, but again, that's not an anonymity issue. That's a "Twitter allows trolls to register 50 accounts and rapidly switch between them to attack" issue. They could very easily simply not allow any given person to do that if they were inclined. The problem is that they are not inclined. They in fact recently implemented rapid account switching to better facilitate trolls doing exactly that sort of thing.

But again, small potatoes

Real serious harassment is when someone just paints a target on someone and outsources the harassment to their tens of thousands if not millions of troll account followers.

Poopyballs69, we can pretty safely assume, does not have millions of followers (by the way I just checked, because it struck me that there is no way that is an unclaimed handle, and it actually DOES appear to belong to some random troll, who actually was one of those rare accounts Twitter actually suspended, so good to know I'm not incriminating a stranger).

To get that sort of count you need to have made a name for yourself, like being the guy who wrote that propagandist article to keep conversion therapy legal, or the guy who runs that "news website" that just prints nazi pandering garbage, or someone broadly known for writing a TV show or book series. Almost every single person who does this, therefore, uses their real full legal name everywhere. Especially when harassing people, so they know their fans will see it, to join in and defend them. And the few who don't still don't make any actual secret of what their real name is, they just have some personal nickname they like to be called.

Meanwhile, while it IS true that Twitter is run by far right monsters who are happy to let their nazi friends use it to constantly harass marginalized people, the fact that people are generally allowed pseudonymity means that those marginalized people can benefit from the level of protection that does actually offer- the safety of knowing that, just as an example, I, a trans woman constantly bombarded with death threats, can get messages out to the public, and encourage people to support me via patreon, or e-mail me about doing work for them or whatever, without putting my full legal name out there for the many dangerous stalkers threatening to kill me to use to track me down to where I live and rape and/or murder me. That's pretty important, and people like me are the only sort of people who would suffer actual harm if everyone were forced to post everything under their full legal names. The hatemongers would be completely unaffected.

And this isn't even getting into how Facebook DOES have a real name policy, which is routinely abused to keep anyone who isn't white and cis from being able to access the platform, with trolls constantly reporting "suspicious names."
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If I had the time and talent, I would have loved to make a short cartoon/comic about a bearded gnome that finds a magical potion. Whenever it is rubbed on his thighs, it temporarily turns him into a cross between Jessica Rabbit and Medusa of the Inhumans - a busty redhead who uses her prehensile hair and massive tits to fight crime. Her foes would consist of the Lesbian Rape Gang of America, Singal the Tranny Hunter, and the Savage Rakasha, and can be found in his Attic of Solitude headquarters with her fiance, famed game designer Zoe Quinn.

Bring on the puzzle piece and trash can ratings!
 
If I had the time and talent, I would have loved to make a short cartoon/comic about a bearded gnome that finds a magical potion. Whenever it is rubbed on his thighs, it temporarily turns him into a cross between Jessica Rabbit and Medusa of the Inhumans - a busty redhead who uses her prehensile hair and massive tits to fight crime. Her foes would consist of the Lesbian Rape Gang of America, Singal the Tranny Hunter, and the Savage Rakasha, and can be found in his Attic of Solitude headquarters with her fiance, famed game designer Zoe Quinn.

Bring on the puzzle piece and trash can ratings!


Nice, but it seems like not having a Singal Signal to alert BustyGnome of a transphobia in progress seem like a missed opportunity.
 
If I had the time and talent, I would have loved to make a short cartoon/comic about a bearded gnome that finds a magical potion. Whenever it is rubbed on his thighs, it temporarily turns him into a cross between Jessica Rabbit and Medusa of the Inhumans - a busty redhead who uses her prehensile hair and massive tits to fight crime. Her foes would consist of the Lesbian Rape Gang of America, Singal the Tranny Hunter, and the Savage Rakasha, and can be found in his Attic of Solitude headquarters with her fiance, famed game designer Zoe Quinn.

Bring on the puzzle piece and trash can ratings!
Get a better acronym for the terf rape gangs. Lesbian American’s Rape Association or something. It’s a comic after all.
 
Ahahaha I love the notion of a bunch of troons and dangerhairs flying across country, going to the headquarters of mighty Twitter and dramatically presenting them with a list of the greatest monsters on social media, only for Twitter to tell them to fuck off. Obviously didn’t happen, but still funny.
 
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