Containment What If?

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris posted his own facebook update on the Kiwi Farms

It'd be nice to see he finally understood who actually cares about what he's up to.

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris posted his own facebook update on the Kiwi Farms

It'd be a power move on his part.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became the mayor of Ruckersville Virginia?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if DDP tried to save Chris' life? Like he's done to Scott Hall and Jake the Snake?

Considering how selfless and helpful DDP is, I think it could actually work. The only way to break him is to intentionally mess with him.

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris never started the whole tomgirl thing? How would he dress now?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris never started the whole tomgirl thing? How would he dress now?

Like this.

Spoiler

 

[Tsukiko]

Like this.

Spoiler

That pose is so confident lmao

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris never started the whole tomgirl thing? How would he dress now?

If I recall, he dressed more casually aside from a few clown shirts up until that point. I think at some point someone will tell him black is more slimming, so he will resort to doing that at some point.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and/or Barb got a tandem wake up by the trolls in these methods?

 

[Nikolai Drozdov]

If I recall, he dressed more casually aside from a few clown shirts up until that point. I think at some point someone will tell him black is more slimming, so he will resort to doing that at some point.

Why would he? That guy was considering modeling, he sees himself to be in top shape. Although he is honest enough that he had at some point a buddha belly...

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris never started the whole tomgirl thing? How would he dress now?

Probably more like he did right before the Tom Girl thing. He just gets whatever is on sale at Goodwill. When we went there we tried to find the most "classic chris" shirt we could find. We couldn't find anything nearly as ugly as something he used to wear. I suspect that Chris and Barb literally bought out all the ugliest shit from that store til there was none left. Mostly what they had was a lot of t-shirts with lame references trying to be cool. Like the Mount and Dew Me shirt. So I suspect thats more the direction he would have gone.

 

[CornetteFace]

If I recall, he dressed more casually aside from a few clown shirts up until that point. I think at some point someone will tell him black is more slimming, so he will resort to doing that at some point.

And thus the emo saga begins

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a cream of soup?

 

[7 grand dad]

What if Chris drew Sonichu with his eyes closed?

It would look the same

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris was a cream of soup?

He would be mixed with Fanta.

It would look the same

He would only do that for make out sessions.

And thus the emo saga begins

A fat, autistic, long haired, jobless self-abuser who whines about the world beating him up? Isn't he already emo?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a goth?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was a goth?

Like there is a difference between goth and emo?

 

[AnOminous]

Like there is a difference between goth and emo?

Goth was back from before it got, like, gay and unrealistic.

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris was a let's player?

 

[7 grand dad]

What if Chris was a let's player?

He would play Minecraft and mediocre indie games

What if Chris was a Vinesauce streamer?