Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris got a personal fittness trainer?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris got a personal fittness trainer?

I think he already got one.

Spoiler: Chris's fitness trainer

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became a Deadite?

Spoiler

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris got in one little fight with a couple of guys who were up to no good, and had started making trouble in his neighborhood?

 

[Zorceror44]

What if Chris got in one little fight with a couple of guys who were up to no good, and had started making trouble in his neighborhood?

Barb would probably get scared and force Chris to move in with her auntie and uncle in Bel Air. Chris would beg and plead with her day after day, but she'd pack her suitcase and send her on her way. She'd give her a kiss and then she'd give her her ticket. Chris would put his 3DS on and say "I might as well kick it".

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris got in one little fight with a couple of guys who were up to no good, and had started making trouble in his neighborhood?

He'd demand to be cast as Hilary.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris knew he was being catfished by Blue Spike and just used it as an excuse to go on a road trip.

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris was from Tibet

What if Chris knew he was being catfished by Blue Spike and just used it as an excuse to go on a road trip.

He'd have fucked with us all. He enjoyed that trip anyway, so in a way he kinda did.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was from Tibet

Chris:

♫ I'm on the top of the world shittin' down on creation
'Cause trolls give me aggravation every time
And the love I'd have found would enjoy me jerk around
My ego's put me at the top of the world ♫

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if a there was a blooper reel of Chris's videos where he keeps breaking character or him and Bob Cracking up in during taping of the the "I'M WORKING ON IT" video?

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris got in one little fight with a couple of guys who were up to no good, and had started making trouble in his neighborhood?

Unlike The Fresh Prince...he'd likely just spaz out at the two young men and they would walk away before anything like a real fight broke out. He would make it seem as if his life was threatened by "BRUTE MALES" who hated him because of his tomgirl status and complain in his broken english on Facebook.

Sad but true.

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was a communist sleeper agent?

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris was fatter, like 260lb

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris was a communist sleeper agent?

This (below). Chris is always known for his subterfuge and subtlety.

Spoiler: Secret Communist Chris Chan

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris died BEFORE Barb?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was fatter, like 260lb

He'd wash himself with a rag on a stick.

Who am I kidding? He doesn't wash, period.

 

[3rd Continuance]

What if Chris died BEFORE Barb?

Depending on the reaction of her family. either a grudging acceptance of her back into the fold, or a discovery of the body by emergency services after a few months. She doesn't have enough money for a retirement home, and her mental problems aren't severe enough to merit state-provided aid.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

What if Chris was from Tibet

He would receive friendly greetings from all his neighbors...

Spoiler

...and this would be his theme song.

Spoiler

 

[Somar]

What if some tv producer found out about Chris and decided to give him his own reality tv show?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was a communist sleeper agent?

When they called on him to act, he'd keep sleeping.