Containment What If?

[Pocoyo]

What if some tv producer found out about Chris and decided to give him his own reality tv show?

 

[Lipitor]

He would receive friendly greetings from all his neighbors...

Spoiler

...and this would be his theme song.

Spoiler

Holy shit that's hilarious. I'm so glad you knew that.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was more autistic than he already is?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris was more autistic than he already is?

He'd be better off. Seriously, he'd be too stupid to get into trouble, and the lack of any achievements in life would be much more understandable.

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris liked visual kei

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was more autistic than he already is?

He would probably qualify for even more help than he already needs, which is enough to keep him from embarrassing himself on the internet. Also, there wouldn't be as much trolling as more autism=more sympy for Chris.

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris had vitiligo?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

He'd need more Sephora.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kaka_Makeup_Basics

What if Chris got struck by lightning?

he would get to be the sonichu christian weston chandler and rule Cville with an iron fist

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris liked visual kei

His music tastes could only get better from there on out if that was the case.

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris was more autistic than he already is?

There would be droning moaning and blather coming from the face of a special girl on his bed every morning, and it wouldn't be his date.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris was more autistic than he already is?

Strangely, he would likely be better off.

There would be droning moaning and blather coming from the face of a special girl on his bed every morning, and it wouldn't be his date.

Barb?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb ate Chris, or vice versa?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

What if Barb ate Chris, or vice versa?

he would absorb her essence and become a tomgirl from the stomach-up

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris liked visual kei

While it's no answer to the question, I imagined if Chris was into J-music this would be his favorite song:

Drinking Game: Just count how many times you hear the word "China" in this clip.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Piggy in "Lord of the Flies"?

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

What if Barb was on life support and Chris was offered $100,000,000 worth of LEGO to pull the plug on her?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb was on life support and Chris was offered $100,000,000 worth of LEGO to pull the plug on her?

He'd do it.

Edit: What if Bob was secretly in the closet?

 

[Abethedemon]

He'd do it.

Edit: What if Bob was secretly in the closet?

That would probably explain why Chris hated da homos.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a centaur?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was a centaur?

It would be the first time a horse's ass had a horse's ass.