🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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MeltyTW said:
barely legal is more than just a porn term i dont know what to tell you, its shorter than "just now became of age and not enough time has passed for ralphs habit of stalking women of this age when he needs a new gf to be healthy or for both parties to be on even terms in experience and maturity and intelligence" which would be useful even if the term originated in porn. if anything it just highlights how creepy and fetishized ralph's chosen age demo is
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No one uses that term outside of porn and this particular discussion, I don't know what to tell you.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
CAN WE PLEASE STOP USING THE FUCKING TERM "BARELY LEGAL"?!?

Every time I see that shit, a shiver of disgust runs down my spine. Yes you are making Ethan look really bad by showing that you can't even think about his 18 year old girlfriend without thinking about porn. Seriously, it's really pathetic.

It's not quite as bad as when Ralph does it, because he is supposed to be attracted to her or whatever. But you guys are all on here talking about what a fat uggo she is, and you really can't help yourself from using porn terms talking about her? Maybe it's not as much of an attraction thing as much of a porn-addled brain thing.
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The fact that the first thing you think about when hearing the phrase "barely legal" is porn says a lot about you. It says that you are only thinking about sex. It says you view the world with the lense of a sexual deviant. Most importantly, it says that you don't want a partner in a relationship, rather you'd prefer a sex doll. Sex isn't the only damaging thing about relationships.
 
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Toast Sandwich said:
"Hi could everybody please stop using this descriptive shorthand that doesn't necessarily imply anything else? Maybe you don't immediately think of porn when someone uses the words but that's all I can think about when I hear it. You're the degenerate ones, not me."
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It's really rather telling that the Groomin' Gunt and his fans are into barely legal pornography.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
No one uses that term outside of porn and this particular discussion, I don't know what to tell you.
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ok instead we will call it as we see it and say in unabridged terms that ethan ralph is in contact with a girl possibly and most likely before the year of her graduation in order to get a quick rebound after dumping his other gf and being divorced from his wife that he also contacted when she was at least just finishing high school most likely before that as his defense of not messaging nora was to say a stream he has no proof of existed and he phrased it in a way to have plausible deniability if its proven he messaged but did not speak to her at 17

sure is a lot less creepy for ralph to hit up girls on their graduation day and most likely minors as well when we avoid that oh some troublesome word that happened to coincidentally be the name of a porn category huh gaytor?
 
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Telling ya, the IBS circle fecked anyone who interacted with it, gave them a rush of viewers to the point where they'll do almost anything to maintain the high, Gunty *Has no one really to throw under the bus this time round, so he's flailing about them nasty Kiwis, like we're all some sort of hive mind. Sargon, Matt and now Gunty, IBS is a cancer. Great for us mind you, plenty of laughs.

* - edit for grammar n'shits.
 
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This is the best bit. It's everything I've told this empty fuck and which he fervently denies. Ralph dates highschooler because he's still mentally 18. When Faith grows older than that, she'll be to old for him emotionally, just like Nora, just like Ade.

There's nothing sadder than the man who can't get over his highschool years. Ralph will forever be the uncle in Napoleon Dynamite throwing the football at the camera. Back in college, he could have thrown the ol' pigskin clear over the mountains, he could have gone pro.

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