🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Malaika said:
Calling this a hugbox is kind of a stretch. Null gets shit on frequently by people on the farms and he never bans for it. Meanwhile your dear leader blocks and bans anyone who says anything that could be perceived as negative about him. You're either a troll just trying to fill his empty life with replies or you are completely retarded and your cognitive dissonance has blinded you to proper reasoning, probably caused by the brainmold you caught from feeding on Ralph's guntgrease all these years.
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That just fucking screams incel atheist neckbeard who has spent WAY too much time devoted to gamergate and internet atheism.

This thread is just filled to the brim of jealous faggots who can't handle that Ralph gets more pussy than them and makes more money in a night than they do in a week!
 
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Hello Shitty said:
More relationship speculation from a completely isolated man whose only social interaction with anyone is through his website where his hugbox homies are always there to make sure his ass is good and patted. Yeah, really the emotionally mature one who should be the authority on OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS!
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Why do you waste your loyalty on a fat retard Gator? You could be doing so much more
 
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Hello Shitty said:
That just fucking screams incel atheist neckbeard who has spent WAY too much time devoted to gamergate and internet atheism.

This thread is just filled to the brim of jealous faggots who can't handle that Ralph gets more pussy than them and makes more money in a night than they do in a week!
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Why would anyone be jealous of a vapid hole and a poverty wage?
 
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Hello Shitty said:
That just fucking screams incel atheist neckbeard who has spent WAY too much time devoted to gamergate and internet atheism.

This thread is just filled to the brim of jealous faggots who can't handle that Ralph gets more pussy than them and makes more money in a night than they do in a week!
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The exclamation mark gave you away, you're just a troll. Pity, arguing with one isn't nearly half as fun as with someone who is actually a delusional fool.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
That just fucking screams incel atheist neckbeard who has spent WAY too much time devoted to gamergate and internet atheism.

This thread is just filled to the brim of jealous faggots who can't handle that Ralph gets more pussy than them and makes more money in a night than they do in a week!
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Don’t address the rest of the post. Just call out the reddit words. I know I’m jealous, I wish I still lived with my mom in a double wide trailer. I also wish I was too fat to fuck.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
That just fucking screams incel atheist neckbeard who has spent WAY too much time devoted to gamergate and internet atheism.

This thread is just filled to the brim of jealous faggots who can't handle that Ralph gets more pussy than them and makes more money in a night than they do in a week!
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Faith. Two questions.
1) Did it frustrate you when your meth-head boyfriend couldn't get it up
2) Do you still have your teeth, or did the meth bees get them?
 
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A brother gotta testify, this is mfw every time I gaze upon Ralph's ample gunt and the copious amounts of lemons he's making
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Null said:
This is the best bit. It's everything I've told this empty fuck and which he fervently denies. Ralph dates highschooler because he's still mentally 18. When Faith grows older than that, she'll be to old for him emotionally, just like Nora, just like Ade.

There's nothing sadder than the man who can't get over his highschool years. Ralph will forever be the uncle in Napoleon Dynamite throwing the football at the camera. Back in college, he could have thrown the ol' pigskin clear over the mountains, he could have gone pro.

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Notice how he talks about her.
"My choice in gf, she's awesome." It sounds more like he is talking about a puppy he picked up at a rescue shelter rather than a woman girl he supposedly is in love with.

At least pretend that you consider her an equal, Ralph.
 
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At the end of the day, I have never seen a group of self proclaimed oldfags, fall for such an open and transparent troll.

Seeing the Killstream numbers go from peaks of +5k to an abysmal struggle for 1k. Watching it all play out would be sad and pathetic, if it wasn't so damn funny.

All because a couple of "oldfags" can't handle the bants without blocking a large portion of those responding to them. I guess they will always have their hate followers.
 
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RALPH ABORT BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN:

Given Ethan "Weinstein" Ralph's established association with interracial cuckold porn, we have definitive proof he smoked weed with Candace Owens and fucked her in his mom's crack den. We believe it was the seed of Ethan "Fuck Pakistan, literally" Ralph that turned Candace Owens into a white nationalist.

FUCKING BASED

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In the spirit of Ethan, we of course can't confirm or deny this, but we're just going to assume it's truth and run with it.
 
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Heavy Rainfall said:
Lurking this thread for months, I always have the same question about Ralph. He's obviously embarrassed about his gunt. Even with his drinking and drug use, he could still be a slightly fat guy. Why doesn't he just lose the weight? It's not hard and I drink almost as much as he does
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Ralph has a substance abuse problem, when your addicted like he is the main drive for your day is getting another drink or popping another pill. Its why you can usually spot an addict just by looking at them or by smelling them from across the room. Why bother with such mundane things as self improvement or hygiene when you have a nice refreshing drink and a soothing pill.
 
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