🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Hello Shitty]

Everything I said about Ethan Ralph is a factual, observable facet of his daily life. You are writing fan fiction to cope.

Try traveling, by the way. You'll be surprised how nice the world is.

Yes staying in shithole countries, staying way after your visa expires until you end up getting kicked out of said country, that's definitely what traveling is. The only part of the world your traveling to go see is to scoot your chair over to get a better look out your window to watch the Serbian kids playing in the park. Yeah, doesn't anyone else remember how great Josh thought it was just so great that he could watch the children playing in the park?

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Imagine dedicating an entire site to following the lives of e-celebs because you have no life of your own.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Yes staying in shithole countries, staying way after your visa expires until you end up getting kicked out of said country, that's definitely what traveling is. The only part of the world your traveling to go see is to scoot your chair over to get a better look out your window to watch the Serbian kids playing in the park. Yeah, doesn't anyone else remember how great Josh thought it was just so great that he could watch the children playing in the park?

This absolutely is Ralph now. I guarantee it. Faith started shit and couldn’t handle it, then Ralphie jumped in to get a few jabs in. The whole tone and writing style changed once this account started addressing josh. I wonder if some young one got a little freaked when she realized that when this thread goes the only things missing will be ease of use and some context?

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Yes staying in shithole countries, staying way after your visa expires until you end up getting kicked out of said country, that's definitely what traveling is. The only part of the world your traveling to go see is to scoot your chair over to get a better look out your window to watch the Serbian kids playing in the park. Yeah, doesn't anyone else remember how great Josh thought it was just so great that he could watch the children playing in the park?

You have no idea how quickly you'd change your tune about the "shithole country" if you had 10 (or 100 if this is Ethan) u pola s lukom. No gunt nor his guard can resist that good old fashioned greasy grilled shit.

 

[Null]

Yes staying in shithole countries, staying way after your visa expires until you end up getting kicked out of said country, that's definitely what traveling is. The only part of the world your traveling to go see is to scoot your chair over to get a better look out your window to watch the Serbian kids playing in the park. Yeah, doesn't anyone else remember how great Josh thought it was just so great that he could watch the children playing in the park?

I've never been deported. If I had ever been deported, I would have a stamp in my passport that would prohibit me from getting into other countries without reason.

All this shit you've come up with - myths about me being on MATCH, about me having a warrant, about having been deported, etc - is literally a figment of your imagination. You have to sit and fantasize about what my life is like and there's no point in me arguing about it.

I don't talk about the things I do because I separate my private life from what I do online. Ralph gets made fun of and his first instinct is to pull out his camera and start taking selfies with him and his child bride. That's why he gets made fun of and that's why it bothers him so much. What is being said about him is true.

No gunt nor his guard can resist that good old fashioned greasy grilled shit.

I had stuffed pljeskavica today with urnebes. I might have to try making urnebes myself when I move next.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Yes staying in shithole countries, staying way after your visa expires until you end up getting kicked out of said country, that's definitely what traveling is. The only part of the world your traveling to go see is to scoot your chair over to get a better look out your window to watch the Serbian kids playing in the park. Yeah, doesn't anyone else remember how great Josh thought it was just so great that he could watch the children playing in the park?

Most people in Serbia still aren't so poor that they only use paper plates

 

[Jersey Devil]

Yes staying in shithole countries [...] The only part of the world your traveling to go see is to scoot your chair over to get a better look out your window to watch the Serbian kids playing in the park.

You're in Richmond so if you replace "Serbian kids playing in the park" with "homeless men sleeping/pissing on the street" this is literally your situation. Richmond is one of the most decrepit shitholes on the East Coast and I would rather farm depleted uranium in the ass-end of Ukraine for 30 years then ever have to live there.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

I had stuffed pljeskavica today with urnebes. I might have to try making urnebes myself when I move next.

Multiculturalism at work, fellas.
Get you some ajvar, Муне Џошуа!

 

[Perspicacity]

This is the most incredible arc ever.

Imagine dedicating an entire site to following the lives of e-celebs because you have no life of your own.

Don't leave like your master did, have some fun and stay awhile. We need more posters like you. ❤

 

[Spectre_06]

I would shoot myself in the fucking head

Nothing's actually stopping you except the fact you're a pussy. Just sayin'.

 

[Hello Shitty]

I've never been deported. If I had ever been deported, I would have a stamp in my passport that would prohibit me from getting into other countries without reason.


I don't talk about the things I do because I separate my private life from what I do online. Ralph gets made fun of and his first instinct is to pull out his camera and start taking selfies with him and his child bride. That's why he gets made fun of and that's why it bothers him so much. What is being said about him is true.

Funny you trying to call ME a liar, when you are lying about staying way after your visa expires and then being forced to leave. You've talked about it in your discord before, which leads me to my next point:

You don't have a private life Josh.

Every waking moment of your life is spent online. You are either here playing janny, and making butthurt comments like this, or you are on your discord, until you go to sleep around 9pm EST and wake up around 6:30am EST. You follow the exact same schedule everyday and do pretty much the exact same thing everyday. I'm pretty sure that's a sign of autism buddy.


And when anything different DOES happen you DO talk about it publicly online, so get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

 

[Love Machine]

International alien Joshua (generous) moon, traveling across the world to bother pigeons, stiff the delivery guy, and be trapped between shit hole countries.
What a pitiful life compared to drinking yourself to death with gunt flesh while fucking 18 year olds who are mentally in high school then proceeding to brag about it.

 

[Spectre_06]

Every waking moment of your life is spent online. You are either here playing janny, and making butthurt comments like this, or you are on your discord, until you go to sleep around 9pm EST and wake up around 6:30am EST

Imagine following someone so hard to purport you know their life just so you can try to dunk on them and say they're the incel no-life janny faggot, when in reality we were all the incel no-life janny faggots...with this asshole being King of the Incel No-Life Janny Faggots.

Your majesty!

 

[jimmyskidmark]

And your sitting alone in a hovel living your entire life through a screen trying to look cool to autists.

It's been obvious to everyone for years that you are jealous of anyone on this side of the internet that is able to get money or pussy.

Doesnt ethan stream 3 hours a day 6 days a week though? And didnt he upgrade to a videofeed? And didnt he say his carrer is "internet braodcasting"?

 

[Wazzupnerds]

@Hello Shitty
Ralph are you not going to tweet something stupid out so you have plausible deniability?

 

[Vetti]

Funny you trying to call ME a liar, when you are lying about staying way after your visa expires and then being forced to leave. You've talked about it in your discord before, which leads me to my next point:

You don't have a private life Josh.

Every waking moment of your life is spent online. You are either here playing janny, and making butthurt comments like this, or you are on your discord, until you go to sleep around 9pm EST and wake up around 6:30am EST. You follow the exact same schedule everyday and do pretty much the exact same thing everyday. I'm pretty sure that's a sign of autism buddy.


And when anything different DOES happen you DO talk about it publicly online, so get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

You don't even have a wrecked sleep schedule, Josh. You don't even go on week long benders, Josh. You don't let your daughter stay up to 1 AM, Josh. What a pussy.

 

[Perspicacity]

Funny you trying to call ME a liar, when you are lying about staying way after your visa expires and then being forced to leave. You've talked about it in your discord before, which leads me to my next point:

You don't have a private life Josh.

Every waking moment of your life is spent online. You are either here playing janny, and making butthurt comments like this, or you are on your discord, until you go to sleep around 9pm EST and wake up around 6:30am EST. You follow the exact same schedule everyday and do pretty much the exact same thing everyday. I'm pretty sure that's a sign of autism buddy.


And when anything different DOES happen you DO talk about it publicly online, so get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

This sounds a lot like the oldest fag Shannon Gaines.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Funny you trying to call ME a liar, when you are lying about staying way after your visa expires and then being forced to leave. You've talked about it in your discord before, which leads me to my next point:

You don't have a private life Josh.

Every waking moment of your life is spent online. You are either here playing janny, and making butthurt comments like this, or you are on your discord, until you go to sleep around 9pm EST and wake up around 6:30am EST. You follow the exact same schedule everyday and do pretty much the exact same thing everyday. I'm pretty sure that's a sign of autism buddy.


And when anything different DOES happen you DO talk about it publicly online, so get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Anybody so painfully emotionally invested in the lives of e-celebs has no right to talk about whether someone else has a personal life

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Most people in Serbia still aren't so poor that they only use paper plates

Hell, I done goof'd and dropped a ceramic plate the other day and even though it wasn't too big of a deal for me, I had to shed a tear knowing that "85% of USA eats off paper plates" as Ethan Ralph put it.

 

[Spectre_06]

Most people in Serbia still aren't so poor that they only use paper plates

I use them for the cats when I give them wet cat food, and when I'm feeling particularly lazy and don't want o open the cabinet for lunch.