🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[twozero]

Ralph thinks he’s getting the big content by calling up Majestic Matt unsolicited, presumably in a Maker’s Mark induced delirium, and screaming over the phone while recording.

The smug recording statement only really has any value if Matt would’ve called him instead. At present it’s basically: “I drunk dialled my ex and let’s just say I hit the record button ”

 

[BlancoMailo]

Here's a tragedy in 4 parts.


Part 1: King Guntther struggles to pull the sword from the (kidney) stone.
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Part 2: King Guntther is surprised at his prowess at removing the sword.
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Part 3: King Guntther checks his screen to see if sword is in frame. (It isn't)
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Part 4: King Guntther threatens... somebody... with his sword.
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Sorry I guess I only caught part 4 earlier tonight.

Please tell me someone clipped his chubby little arms shakily pulling out the sword and wiggling it around like a kid pretending to be a pirate.

 

[2021Murder]

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I still love that Mundane Matt couldn't keep a channel going all while playing Mr.Nice Guy neutral. He would be at Keemstar levels of success right now if he embraced the snarky shittalker he is in private and when on the attack. basically ape David Spade's hollywood minute but for the internet age and e-celebs.

 

[MediocreMilt]

He would be at Keemstar levels of success right now if he embraced the snarky shittalker he is in private

No he wouldn't.

Remember the context of those leaks.

shoe0nhead wouldn't be his fwen. so he shit-talked her. It's funny because shoe is trash. It's sad because Matt is whining that he didn't get invited into the e-celeb club.

 

[Null]

lmao, do you think he has Faith do his hair with mayo too?


and I'm trying to give MM a benefit of a doubt but Virginia is most definitely not a two party consent state for wiretapping laws. No clue why he'd ever say anything to someone he wouldn't want recorded at this point.

 

[FreeHugsCheap]

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Why the fuck is his head so big?

It's like he's got nine chins and a sixhead all rolled into one potato-melon package.

 

[2021Murder]

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lmao, do you think he has Faith do his hair with mayo too?


and I'm trying to give MM a benefit of a doubt but Virginia is most definitely not a two party consent state for wiretapping laws. No clue why he'd ever say anything to someone he wouldn't want recorded at this point.

perfect timing, i noticed on your streams with PPP that you have essentially said that you keep your private life away from the internet and that you wouldn't say if you had a girlfriend or were even married with kids. So that brings me to this, how do we know you aren't already married with children already? its been years since anyone has seen you face to face. and you've been living in eastern europe for so long, we're just supposed to believe you when you already stated you would withhold info about your private life?. somehow you developed a consistent sleep schedule with no job or girlfriend to help with that? i'm calling bullshit. you've been hiding your own eastern bloc rosechu from the internet sphere. why else would you talk about going to rwanda, which is the top honeymoon destination for eastern bloc couples? you've been immune to the attacks Dick, Ethan and others have been throwing at you the last 3 months because you're still in that honeymoon phase joy! everything is so good in your private life that this internet bullshit is just silly for you.

 

[Null]

Truth is, I merged into Chris's dimension months ago and married Rosechu.

 

[MeltyTW]

Truth is, I merged into Chris's dimension months ago and married Rosechu.

normal, futa, or strap-on rosechu?

 

[TheBeanz]

Fuck me there's been so many new pages since I looked a couple of days ago

Catching up on the PPP streams at the moment & I think the chat with Faith's dad sort of emphasises how spergy PPP & Godwinson are. He's just talking normally about what's going on and answering any questions, PPP is at least doing his best to have a conversation even if he isn't really understanding some of the shit he's saying and Godwinson is doing this hype man bullshit that Faith's dad just isn't engaging with.

Like fuck the false start where he starts talking and Godwinson's like 'no no no we have to introduce you first!' was pure fucking cringe. Don't dig all the weird 'Mr Vickers' and calling him Sir constantly either, he's clearly a normal guy, engage with him normally.

 

[UnKillFill]

If Jarbo somehow manages to pull a redemption arc out of all this, it will entirely be because Ralph shit the bed so hard that he single-handedly undid the entirety of the boulder stream, and everything that's happened since.

 

[Edilg]

Don't dig all the weird 'Mr Vickers' and calling him Sir constantly either, he's clearly a normal guy, engage with him normally.

That wasn't the real Marvelous Matthew... but this is.

 

[William Tell Underpass]

If Jarbo somehow manages to pull a redemption arc out of all this, it will entirely be because Ralph shit the bed so hard that he single-handedly undid the entirety of the boulder stream, and everything that's happened since.

Matt already has his redemption arc. His redemption arc is not caring.
Walking through the fire of all the bullshit they have thrown at him and just Tyler the Creatoring all of it as their efforts impotently fall to naught.

Meanwhile the people who attacked him him have found themselves on the other side of the laughter and he has chosen to throw a bit of shade and then step away in the silent knowledge that the only way to win is not to play.
And if they never learn that lesson, all the better, but it doesn't mean anything because he does not care, and thats the real victory.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Wasn't the Gunt sperging 3 days ago that bringing on Matt Jarbo was a boring and pathetic move when PPP did it? Now he's resorted to drunkenly calling him up like a scorned ex girlfriend because he desperately wants his own Maddox to be more like Daddy Dick.

 

[Psicopax]

We are reaching peak Bloodsports.

 

[TheBeanz]

That wasn't the real Marvelous Matthew... but this is.

Like that seems a fair enough statement to me and consistent with what he was saying on stream. They still talk to Faith and they're telling her to leave the gunt.

My issue with the stream is that it just wasn't funny. I've finished watching as of a minute ago and it just got worse and worse. Fucking PPP with the 'what if she gets pregnant' shit, the Eternal Kraut lurking in the background, you could tell the dude was upset & Godwinson was completely tone-deaf to it.

I don't know, feel like shitting on Ralph should be a laugh and that stream wasn't.

 

[Null]

Wasn't the Gunt sperging 3 days ago that bringing on Matt Jarbo was a boring and pathetic move when PPP did it? Now he's resorted to drunkenly calling him up like a scorned ex girlfriend because he desperately wants his own Maddox to be more like Daddy Dick.

I didn't even realize that Ralph called Matt, I thought it was the other way around.

So let me get this straight:
Matt is boring and talking to his desperate, but Ralph talks to Matt and invites him on the show.
Sharing DMs is a very womanly behavior, but Ralph calls Matt with intention of secretly recording the call.

It completely blows my fucking mind that there are people watching and supporting this dude when he is so blindly hypocritical. It's not even like he occasionally trips over his own principles, he is continuously abiding by a standard of "rules for thee, not for me" that is so obvious there is no way his own audience can not see it.

 

[Psicopax]

Like that seems a fair enough statement to me and consistent with what he was saying on stream. They still talk to Faith and they're telling him to leave the gunt.

My issue with the stream is that it just wasn't funny. I've finished watching as of a minute ago and it just got worse and worse. Fucking PPP with the 'what if she gets pregnant' shit, the Eternal Kraut lurking in the background, you could tell the dude was upset & Godwinson was completely tone-deaf to it.

I don't know, feel like shitting on Ralph should be a laugh and that stream wasn't.

The line between tragedy and comedy is incredibly thin. It seems like you might have fallen over that line for a minute and you saw how serious the situation actually was. Time to come back, buddy.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I didn't even realize that Ralph called Matt, I thought it was the other way around.

So let me get this straight:
Matt is boring and talking to his desperate, but Ralph talks to Matt and invites him on the show.
Sharing DMs is a very womanly behavior, but Ralph calls Matt with intention of secretly recording the call.

It completely blows my fucking mind that there are people watching and supporting this dude when he is so blindly hypocritical. It's not even like he occasionally trips over his own principles, he is continuously abiding by a standard of "rules for thee, not for me" that is so obvious there is no way his own audience can not see it.

I was going off what @twozero said, and also how Gunt worded his tweet. I just figured that if Jarbo had called him he would have said "Matt Jarbo just called me"

edit: as @Not Even Twice says the gunt definitely called him, as confirmed by Jarbo. Didn't want to mislead Dear Feeder.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I was going off what @twozero said, and also how Gunt worded his tweet. I just figured that if Jarbo had called him he would have said "Matt Jarbo just called me"

Just to make it clear: Yes it was Ralph that called Matt out of the blue.