🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Edilg]

It is funny how Matt's ribbing of Ralph was probably eating at him for the past few days.

 

[Unog]

It is funny how Matt's ribbing of Ralph was probably eating at him for the past few days.

That's why he called him.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Does Ralph have an address for gifts? I’d love to send him some self help books for dealing with rebellious teenagers.

Here's a tragedy in 4 parts.


Part 1: King Guntther struggles to pull the sword from the (kidney) stone.
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Part 2: King Guntther is surprised at his prowess at removing the sword.
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Part 3: King Guntther checks his screen to see if sword is in frame. (It isn't)
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Part 4: King Guntther threatens... somebody... with his sword.
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Sorry I guess I only caught part 4 earlier tonight.

These photos just have the same vibe/energy as this one to me to be completely honest.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I wonder who betrayed Matt and gave Ralph his number. He said it could only be one person.

 

[Laura Loomer]

 

[Edilg]

I wonder who betrayed Matt and gave Ralph his number. He said it could only be one person.

Andy Signore?

 

[GameDevAnon]

Andy Signore?

 

[twozero]

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Ralph must think his audience are all Fortune 500 execs and traders. I’m sure shitting on people working low-skill jobs will resonate with his base of economic winners.

It would be great to see a Gator (bagger, janny) facecam while Ralph slurs about Matt Majestic being a loser for delivery driving.
C://gatortime/coololdfagmemes/janny_shanny.bmp

 

[Troon Carey]

lmao, do you think he has Faith do his hair with mayo too?

c'mon you know southerners save their bacon grease...he aint gonna waste mayo that could be used on a perfect chicken salad sandwich supreme.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

It completely blows my fucking mind that there are people watching and supporting this dude when he is so blindly hypocritical.

My Null, I share the bewilderment. There really are some bottom-of-the-barrel people out there. The last of the Donga-loyalists comes to mind, the future geekthulus of the world so to speak. Real lead-brained individuals with questionable levels of agency and sobriety. As long as one puts up something which could pass the lowest bar of the definition "content", some people will watch.

 

[Null]

If that audio is as bad as Matt makes it out to be, Ralph's already blown his load by saying the recording exists. If he doesn't play it he'll look like a fucking retard.

 

[Null]

btw Ralph blocked me before I even @'d him


>116.1k tweets
>joined February 2010
30 tweets per day.
every day.
for 10 years.

 

[twozero]

btw Ralph blocked me before I even @'d him
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>116.1k tweets
>joined February 2010
30 tweets per day.
every day.
for 10 years.

Imagine feeding that into GPT-3 or something. Could a perfect simulacrum of the gunt be achieved?

Edit: I have since came to the realization that forcing anything, even an AI, to imitate Ralph and the Killedstream would be morally abhorrent.

 

[Dell Conagher]

Imagine feeding that into GPT-3 or something. Could a perfect simulacrum of the gunt be achieved?

why would we want a tay tay from memphis when the real tay tay is more then enough. stop trying to replace her. and instead free her

 

[genericwhitemale]

30 tweets per day.
every day.
for 10 years.

Minus the 10 years part, I know people (and used to be a person) who post at least 100 tweets a day. Twitter is as simultaneously addictive and destructive as fucking meth; getting suspended is almost always a blessing in disguise because it really does rot your brain.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Found what I was looking for by the way. Read em and weep, @theralph :




Now, that said, he did actually download child porn, this is from when he denied doing it. Why deny doing it at all if he was just going to say that he wiped his hard drive anyway? I'm not buying that he just deleted those files.

I don't know if I'm late, but the description isn't fully accurate. It still possibly works as evidence against Ralph but not because of anything to do with the D drive.

A/B Drives went the way of the dodo as they were for Disk Drives before internal storage was a thing. Once it became a thing, drives just continued to be labeled down the line in letter order. When Windows 3.1 was released it required internal storage; Specifically the C drive. This was due to the C drive being the default master drive which the os required to be able to manage the rest of the storage on the system properly. Windows still defaults whatever drive it is installed on to C though it's the reason now is mostly for consistency.

Any drive or partition installed will continue to be labeled by letter down the line regardless of being permanent or external storage.

So while indeed him showing the D drive proves nothing that's only because it would have to be the C drive if he had reinstalled Windows. The D drive could easily have still been permanent storage.

The reason this is only possibly evidence is because Ralph is dumb enough to format the D drive and think that that is the same as a clean install of windows. The reason that becomes less likely though is that means he would have to know how to boot from one partition/drive and then store everything on a separate drive/partition. Which would still mean that he knew showing the blank D drive means nothing in regards to a fresh install of Windows.

Sorry for my autism on this matter.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

If that audio is as bad as Matt makes it out to be, Ralph's already blown his load by saying the recording exists. If he doesn't play it he'll look like a fucking retard.

The guntguard will be there to fake laugh over the top of it. Who knows, he might even have Shannon cut out the parts where Matt dabs on Ronnie and the grooming. Knowing Ralph, he'll leave it in. "AUUUUGHHH GENTLEMEN, WHAT SORT OF PIECE OF FUCKIN' SHIT TALKS ABOUT SOMEONE'S DEAD FATHER?". The gunt can mock people's dead kids but don't you dare say anything similar back.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

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lmao, do you think he has Faith do his hair with mayo too?

LOS ANGELES recipe

 

[Trusty Patches]

Please tell me someone clipped his chubby little arms shakily pulling out the sword and wiggling it around like a kid pretending to be a pirate.

here's my shitty meme edit, original is attached:

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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So many things to take from this.

1. @theralph why are you calling Jarbos house to yell at him about his family? Talk about a-log

2. You put your daughter on the phone to directly inject yourself into your weird world again

3. Not a Lawyer but pretty sure at this point, Jarbo could drag your dumbass to court. You've definitely have caused emotional distress and damages to his business if his yt channel is under an LLC or sole proprietor. Ive warned you in the past you keep doing shit like this to people your ass will get sued.

4. Just set up an irl fight idiot