Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Karl der Grosse]

"Tee-hee, I just get so angry! Aren't I a big silly!" - Melinda, trying to paper over the deep, very real problems in her relationship.

When Melinda gets mad, she blurts things out online. When Marshall gets mad, he smashes holes in the wall (and probably slaps Melinda around) and disappears. Not to mention the fact that she chooses us to vent to. I mean, who else is she going to vent to? Friends? No one can stand her. Family? Lol. Neighbors? They can't stand her either. She smells bad and is a self-righteous little bitch with serious anger issues.

I don't think Melinda has had a real actual friend in years.

But you shouldn't worry, Melinda. I'm sure Marshall will show up in a couple of days when he gets horny. He'll come over and jump up and down on you for ten unsatisfying minutes. Then the whole dance will start over. None of the problems will be fixed. Marshall will still be a terrible husband and father.

 

[Toasty]

"Tee-hee, I just get so angry! Aren't I a big silly!" - Melinda, trying to paper over the deep, very real problems in her relationship.

When Melinda gets mad, she blurts things out online. When Marshall gets mad, he smashes holes in the wall (and probably slaps Melinda around) and disappears. Not to mention the fact that she chooses us to vent to. I mean, who else is she going to vent to? Friends? No one can stand her. Family? Lol. Neighbors? They can't stand her either. She smells bad and is a self-righteous little bitch with serious anger issues.

I don't think Melinda has had a real actual friend in years.

But you shouldn't worry, Melinda. I'm sure Marshall will show up in a couple of days when he gets horny. He'll come over and jump up and down on you for ten unsatisfying minutes. Then the whole dance will start over. None of the problems will be fixed. Marshall will still be a terrible husband and father.

Nah, I think it's just too much trouble for him to wade through the sea of children, pull the smallest one off her tit, and one hopes take her to another room.
He'd probably just hire a cheap hooker and do it in the car, where he does everything else.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

Who knows boy?

Maybe she'll realize how much of a loser marshall is and get with the SickNasty. I got bennies that don't involve glorgy hole servicing.I'll let her oil my body all day

As Marshall would say, "I know who you are! Your name is.... Ayo hol up just waiting for muh random name generator to come up with a name... You are... Florida man Jimmy and live in Miami area. I got my eye on you. Mess with the bull get its horns shoved up your ass".

 

[totallynotPaulPogba]

Maybe they will let my 13 yr old sign?

Yes CPS, this post right here.

Kim Kardashian and her husband do it too. Online venting, even between partners, is just a thing!

We are legally married. It's not a form to establish paternity. It's to register the birth. She was born at home.

You go from 14 yo teen girl spiritually following a woman whose only chance at success was opening her ass-cheeks wide enough to become famous, then putting out some make up and leeching off money from her cult following who thinks she is woke or important. THEN you absolutely go full trailerpark backyard white trash and have like 6 starving children all by fucking home births, don't register them and home school them in the way of some weird ass religion that you don't even fucking know how to explain.
You are truthly a mistery, the combination of an obnoxious high schooler and a decrepit texan grandma.

 

[Penile Fracture]

I want to know what Marshall Law's take is on all of this. There are multiple angles to every story. I'm sure Marshall is just having a siesta in his hammock in Mexico this time of year.

Hey Marshall, I'm an accountant. If you and your last wife (is her name Allison?) got divorced before January, 1st 2019 then you can deduct any alimony you paid to her from your gross income and she can also exclude it. With Melinda this won't be possible because you would have gotten divorced in 2020. Child support payments are also excluded from gross income so you'll get taken to the cleaners if you owe lots of child support because both Allison and Melinda will be receiving money from you for child support and they don't have to include that in gross income. The money could possibly be funneled for other purposes like new cars, etc. Was part of Trump's Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017. This isn't any kind of advice. Just some interesting tidbits of info I know..

Can you come back to da forumz? I want to know what your side of the story is. Also, what happened to @Deadpool

 

[Toasty]

Also, what happened to @Deadpool

He's on kiwi vacation. Reading comics,. Playing DND, sleeping.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

You go from 14 yo teen girl spiritually following a woman whose only chance at success was opening her ass-cheeks wide enough to become famous, then putting out some make up and leeching off money from her cult following who thinks she is woke or important. THEN you absolutely go full trailerpark backyard white trash and have like 6 starving children all by fucking home births, don't register them and home school them in the way of some weird ass religion that you don't even fucking know how to explain.
You are truthly a mistery, the combination of an obnoxious high schooler and a decrepit texan grandma.

I don't follow Kim Kardashian. A story of hers peaked my interest because she was doing the California law reader program. She's studying to become a lawyer.

So clearly "spreading her cheeks" isn't the only skills she has!

My child aren't hungry, homebirth is awesome and I have a whole academic page devoted to promoting and defending my beliefs...what gives?

"Tee-hee, I just get so angry! Aren't I a big silly!" - Melinda, trying to paper over the deep, very real problems in her relationship.

When Melinda gets mad, she blurts things out online. When Marshall gets mad, he smashes holes in the wall (and probably slaps Melinda around) and disappears. Not to mention the fact that she chooses us to vent to. I mean, who else is she going to vent to? Friends? No one can stand her. Family? Lol. Neighbors? They can't stand her either. She smells bad and is a self-righteous little bitch with serious anger issues.

I don't think Melinda has had a real actual friend in years.

But you shouldn't worry, Melinda. I'm sure Marshall will show up in a couple of days when he gets horny. He'll come over and jump up and down on you for ten unsatisfying minutes. Then the whole dance will start over. None of the problems will be fixed. Marshall will still be a terrible husband and father.

Do you know what Narcissistic "narration" is?

No, of course you don't. You are worldly in your head.

Narcissistic narration is what you do. Fantasies in your head.

I would never tell you who my friends and acquaintances are. I wouldn't do them the dishonor of putting them in your path to be your next potential victim

I'm Narcissist immune. Your pathetic attempts at insulting me are like little gnats so easily swat away

Nah, I think it's just too much trouble for him to wade through the sea of children, pull the smallest one off her tit, and one hopes take her to another room.
He'd probably just hire a cheap hooker and do it in the car, where he does everything else.

Marshall isn't the kind of man to hire a hooker. He's more spiritually advanced than that

Imagine unironically using Kim Kardashian's behavior as an excuse for your own trashy actions.

Try leaking a sex tape next, I heard that works great for publicity.

Oh, I read about that too. They tried dehumanizing her for having sex too.

She didn't leak the tape someone else did

Yes CPS, this post right here.

So uneducated

 

[Toasty]

Marshall isn't the kind of man to hire a hooker. He's more spiritually advanced than that

But clearly not advanced enough to text you back. Or admit on paper that he witnessed the home birth of his own child. What a catch.

 

[Bloitzhole]

He'll come over and jump up and down on you for ten unsatisfying minutes.

Your optimism exceeds my rainbow quota.

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE WITH YOU FUXKERS. YOU CAN TALK TO THE FBI!

Well, at least she managed a whole *checks post* 8 days.

 

[Kosher Salt]

She didn't leak the tape someone else did

As Benjamin Franklin famously once said, "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

no, this isn't a death threat you dumb pig, you're much more entertaining alive

 

[LoverofPi]

Do you know what Narcissistic "narration" is?

No, of course you don't. You are worldly in your head.

Narcissistic narration is what you do. Fantasies in your head.

I would never tell you who my friends and acquaintances are. I wouldn't do them the dishonor of putting them in your path to be your next potential victim

I'm Narcissist immune. Your pathetic attempts at insulting me are like little gnats so easily swat away

Okay, if writing up a narrative for someone is a sign of narcissism, then your own narrations for us would be a similar sign of that.

Also when you get visibly riled up like this it's an obvious tell that you're mad and shooting back insults willy nilly.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Okay, if writing up a narrative for someone is a sign of narcissism, then your own narrations for us would be a similar sign of that.

Also when you get visibly riled up like this it's an obvious tell that you're mad and shooting back insults willy nilly.

I haven't narrated anyone's life here, other than "eye for eye"

 

[LoverofPi]

I haven't narrated anyone's life here, other than "eye for eye"

You have invented many a history and motivation for the various posters in this thread, like your repeated insistence on our jealousy, or our lack of education, etc.

 

[Deadpool]

I want to know what Marshall Law's take is on all of this. There are multiple angles to every story. I'm sure Marshall is just having a siesta in his hammock in Mexico this time of year.

Hey Marshall, I'm an accountant. If you and your last wife (is her name Allison?) got divorced before January, 1st 2019 then you can deduct any alimony you paid to her from your gross income and she can also exclude it. With Melinda this won't be possible because you would have gotten divorced in 2020. Child support payments are also excluded from gross income so you'll get taken to the cleaners if you owe lots of child support because both Allison and Melinda will be receiving money from you for child support and they don't have to include that in gross income. The money could possibly be funneled for other purposes like new cars, etc. Was part of Trump's Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017. This isn't any kind of advice. Just some interesting tidbits of info I know..

Can you come back to da forumz? I want to know what your side of the story is. Also, what happened to @Deadpool

I'm trying to finish up my read through of every X-Men related title, and I discovered Obsidians new game Out World's and got addicted. So I've just been distracted by other things.

 

[lamp]

Kim Kardashian and her husband do it too. Online venting, even between partners, is just a thing!

Kim Kardashian’s husband has serious untreated Bipolar. I doubt you want to use them as an example to prove your point.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

You have invented many a history and motivation for the various posters in this thread, like your repeated insistence on our jealousy, or our lack of education, etc.

I have used specific facts to support my observations. I don't just narrate story lines. That's the difference.

Karl_der_Grosse just says shit out of nowhere.

I said that one particular profile's comments looked like jealousy (covetousness) because of the unmerited criticism. Vs constructive criticism.

Unmerited criticism, unsupported by solid facts is jealousy. I learned that from a life coach. How to te the difference. Narcissists will just claim others are "jealous" without solid factual data because they have feelings of grandosity and are shallow.

Not every criticism is jealousy though, depends on how and why the criticism is said.

Like one time I had an Aunt say to me that I didn't finish my degree because I couldn't handle the responsibility. With not a single discussion with me firstly why I chose to leave my sophomore year. That's jealousy (covetousness) on her part.

Vs

I had Marshall once tell me that my lasagna needed more sauce. That was constructive criticism. It was the first time I had attempted to make 2 lasagnas at once, very labor intensive and yeah, my sauce was too light. It was helpful criticism

 

[Penile Fracture]

I'm trying to finish up my read through of every X-Men related title, and I discovered Obsidians new game Out World's and got addicted. So I've just been distracted by other things.

How is the sheep herding in Wales going? Do you use Futures Contracts to sell bales of sheep fur? Personally, I don't really like sheep or goats because the noises they make scare me and they are associated with Satan, although once I did goat yoga. You do yoga and there are goats around you and sometimes they even jump up on your back. It's kinda cute but at the same time, I kinda dont like being walked all over by an animal.

 

[LoverofPi]

I'm trying to finish up my read through of every X-Men related title, and I discovered Obsidians new game Out World's and got addicted. So I've just been distracted by other things.

You starting from the 60s or more recent? Where are you up to? I'm mid way through the 90s myself.

I have used specific facts to support my observations. I don't just narrate story lines. That's the difference.

You do not. You have made them up completely out of whole cloth.

Karl_der_Grosse just says shit out of nowhere.

Karl is literally by admission fucking with you, and yet his shitpost hypotheticals still raise your dander.

I said that one particular profile's comments looked like jealousy (covetousness) because of the unmerited criticism. Vs constructive criticism.

Which "one particular" profile? You've said it of several posters.

Unmerited criticism, unsupported by solid facts is jealousy. I learned that from a life coach. How to te the difference. Narcissists will just claim others are "jealous" without solid factual data because they have feelings of grandosity and are shallow.

Which you do. You claim we are jealous of you. As for feelings of grandiosity and shallowness, Melinda, plank and speck.

Not every criticism is jealousy though, depends on how and why the criticism is said.

Like one time I had an Aunt say to me that I didn't finish my degree because I couldn't handle the responsibility. With not a single discussion with me firstly why I chose to leave my sophomore year. That's jealousy (covetousness) on her part.

What would she be coveting in this scenario?

I had Marshall once tell me that my lasagna needed more sauce. That was constructive criticism. It was the first time I had attempted to make 2 lasagnas at once, very labor intensive and yeah, my sauce was too light. It was helpful criticism

Or for another example, people offering you solid advice WRT your spurious filings, your nonsensical beliefs about the physical world, well reasoned assessments of your mindset. Those are completely constructive criticisms based on the solid facts of your own words and behavior.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

Based on a post I made in the Greer thread, somebody asked me to give my take on Melinda's parenting. I don't claim to be an expert on early childhood development, but I probably know more about kids than most Kiwis. Also, like Melinda, IANAL and any advice in that area is pure layman.

Personal Opinion:

Melinda seems to be a unfit parent and should probably have her kids taken away. The biggest obstacle to this is whether or not the men she dates are legally "dangerous to children". Yeah, based on Melinda's description of Marshall's behavior, it seems obvious, but unless Marshall has actual offenses against children (I don't follow thread enough to know if that was proven), then in most states, it would be hard to prove "dangerous to children" even if they commit violent assaults against adults. And it's logical, "Likes to Fight Guy" may also be "Kind to Children and Animals Guy". But if Marshall has actual felonies against children on his record, then the law just isn't being enforced in this case for whatever reason.

I know little about Virginia child law specifically, but given how bad most foster/adoption systems are in the US, there is great leeway to parents as long as their kids are a) eating b) have a roof over their head and sufficient clothing a c) have a safe place to sleep d) meeting some low bar in terms of educating them e) have no evidence of physical or sexual abuse f) and no evidence of illegal drug use. It's a low bar on the whole and very unevenly enforced in most places. Lots of good discussion of these topics in the Cecily Kellogg thread, FYI. If Melinda is meeting those standards and isn't harboring an offender with specific convictions related to CHILDREN, then it is hard to take them away. I have no idea of their living conditions, but I do wonder about the possibility of physical abuse, given Melinda's attitudes towards spousal rape. Also, Marshall seems like someone who is a fan of the sticky icky? Unless he has a medical card, I would bet that a custody judge in rural VA probably wouldn't be thrilled by that. I don't agree with weed laws myself, but hey, if it is a loophole to get them out of there, I won't complain.

However, I also know very little about her previous baby daddies? Are they all like Marshall or is even one of them a competent, decent adult? Do they contribute anything? How many are there? Seems to be lots of inconsistency about this. If one of them decided to fight for custody of their kids, that would probably be the best way to save them (at least the few they parented) from the situation. But considering Melinda's apparent low self-esteem and bad dating choices, I feel doubtful that there is some amazing dad just waiting in the wings to save the day in the courtroom. However, I'm sure Melinda knows this: VA does NOT give preference to mothers in custody cases. Uh oh. Also, I forget who said it in the past few pages, but it is correct that Marhall is the legal dad simply by being married to her. He can rant about "wrong tassle in the courtroom" and "muh rights" all he wants, but he is the baby daddy from a VA legal perspective. And I think they were legally married, right? (yeah, I know, "read the thread"... sorry, I can't take 500 pages of these idiots).

I humbly await my first color splash of an autistic rating from Melinda. It is a great honor.

 

[Spergichu]

For those who missed it, Dear Leader discussed Melinda's latest lolsuit on stream today. Timestamp at 55:43 in case the player fucks up.