🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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PonPonPataPon said:
Is Dame on some Lucha Libre rudo shit? He keeps insisting on outright calling Matt Jarbo a pedophile while getting vehemently upset when anyone even as much as mentions the fact that Ralph is dating a teenager, which is genuinely true, but the implication there is that Ralph is a baby raper and that's "not banter." Just yesterday he called the Epstein island "Mundane Matt island." Jajajajaja ees funni just like the first 100000 times.

I think if he was truly entirely chaotic, didn't care about any boundaries, and was purely joking, he wouldn't come across so angry about this recent Ralph shit. I guess I can only assume that he genuinely believes that Matt is a pedophile and Ralph is an absolute hombre?
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He found relevance in the shadow of these people so he needs to keep them fashionable to stay relevant. And he sounds like a teen as well, he should be quite young

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Karen Farms: "nooooooooo! you can't just eat burgers out of the trash and fuck highschoolers!"
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Ralph I know you're reading this because you read this thread obsessively. A lot of people are moral fagging that you're a 34-year-old dating a 18-year-old. Personally, I don't care if a 34-year-old dates a 18-year-old. I have boys so the "What if it was your daughter?" doesn't carry a lot of weight in my universe.

Here's what I do care about: You and your cohosts have spent years at this point making fun of losers like Mundane Matt, you've participated in making albums produced solely to mock people. Now don't get me wrong, I like to mock people too. But when it turns out the one of the guys doing the mocking is a 34-year-old who lives with his mom in a run down shack that looks like it's a screen grab from Cops, is in a relationship with an 18-year-old who I could say plenty of mean things about but I won't for her sake and he brags about how much he makes and how much pussy he gets on his show, you kind of go, wow this guy is a a bigger loser than the people he makes fun of. I care about all this because you are a lolcow and your trainwreck life is hilarious to me.

When you're in the schoolyard and it turns out one of the guys pointing and laughing at the fat kid is fatter than the fat kid, that guy becomes the new fat kid who gets laughed at.

Congratulations, fat kid.
 
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This is the shit that slays me. Even with Ralph's supporters and most loyal gunt guard, they act like Ralph is their fucking whipping boy and Mundane Matt is PPP's. Like we're a bunch of slave owners watching two mandingos beat the shit out of each other with zero concern for their continued existence beyond returns on investment. The best thing even his best friends and faithful viewers can say about Ralph is that he's not Mundane Matt.

But shoot, I'll tell y'all huwat. My boy Matt, strongest mandingo on the west coast I tells ya. Whooped anutha bull from Hollywood over that Snyder Cut. Ain't no way he's gonna lose to some lame horse like Ethan Ralph.
 
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Never Scored said:
Ralph I know you're reading this because you read this thread obsessively. A lot of people are moral fagging that you're a 34-year-old dating a 18-year-old. Personally, I don't care if a 34-year-old dates a 18-year-old. I have boys so the "What if it was your daughter?" doesn't carry a lot of weight in my universe.

Here's what I do care about: You and your cohosts have spent years at this point making fun of losers like Mundane Matt, you've participated in making albums produced solely to mock people. Now don't get me wrong, I like to mock people too. But when it turns out the one of the guys doing the mocking is a 34-year-old who lives with his mom in a run down shack that looks like it's a screen grab from Cops, is in a relationship with an 18-year-old who I could say plenty of mean things about but I won't for her sake and he brags about how much he makes and how much pussy he gets on his show, you kind of go, wow this guy is a a bigger loser than the people he makes fun of. I care about all this because you are a lolcow and your trainwreck life is hilarious to me.

When you're in the schoolyard and it turns out one of the guys pointing and laughing at the fat kid is fatter than the fat kid, that guy becomes the new fat kid who gets laughed at.

Congratulations, fat kid.
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I went to the store to buy milk and look at what i found! #Faithcomehome
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Forced_Laughterson said:
Well, we can only imagine the horrors faith has had to endure over the past weeks. Everyone has seen the gunt and the micropeen, we can safely assume that a naked ralph is indistinguishable from a morbidly obese woman. So while he may resemble her father from the 5th chin up, anything below that likely reminds her more of her other parent. So since ralph reminds her of both parents - a white trash baphomet of sorts - she has fashioned him into his favorite cartoon style. Just as she did a mere 2 months ago with her actual parents. Old habits die hard I suppose.
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This is the shit that slays me. Even with Ralph's supporters and most loyal gunt guard, they act like Ralph is their fucking whipping boy and Mundane Matt is PPP's. Like we're a bunch of slave owners watching two mandingos beat the shit out of each other with zero concern for their continued existence beyond returns on investment. The best thing even his best friends and faithful viewers can say about Ralph is that he's not Mundane Matt.

But shoot, I'll tell y'all huwat. My boy Matt, strongest negro in Washington I tells ya. Whooped anutha bull from Hollywood over that Snyder Cut. Ain't no way he's gonna lose to some lame horse like Ethan Ralph.
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The main thing that I don't understand is the people who aren't even directly involved in this yet feel the need to go out of their way to constantly proclaim how everybody is actually shit and everything sucks and nobody's "redeemed."

Sperging out about the whole "redemption" thing is particularly special, people gotta respond with "NOOO MUNDANE MATT IS STILL NOT GOOD HE'S A FLAGGER UNFUNNY AND THE SNYDER CUT IS PROBABLY GONNA SUCK ANYWAY" every time somebody says "Based Majestic Matt redeemed, verily he is risen, the working-class hero delivering food to the needy masses!" as if that means I'm gonna subscribe to him to watch him review Blue Rays in a Walmart because a limey aristocrat sang his praises for a bit on his show. Same with people who think that bringing on fake guests on TWIN is a "gay op" and "hurting their case" or some shit.

Just because something isn't true or real doesn't mean it's a malicious lie or a "gay op," sometimes it's just a joke.
 
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PonPonPataPon said:
as if that means I'm gonna subscribe to him to watch him review Blue Rays in a Walmart because a limey aristocrat sang his praises for a bit on his show.
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See the reason they believe that is because that's the only reason people are into the killstream. Just replace "limey aristocrat" with "daddy jim". This is probably why masterson is advising gunt to go on camera and do IRL streaming with Faith and his loser friends. He's going for that para-social angle right now.

These people are the flipside of the rioters. You offer them camaraderie and a feeling of belonging and they'll do any crazy thing you ask.
 
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Ryotaro Dojima said:
I don't care about the mundane Matt redemption arc, I just want to know about the god damn arbys incident Ralph!
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All that you have to know is, is that Ralph made sure to ''hide'' the evidence somewhere were no one would look. And we all know how hungry Ralph can get...
 
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PonPonPataPon said:
The main thing that I don't understand is the people who aren't even directly involved in this yet feel the need to go out of their way to constantly proclaim how everybody is actually shit and everything sucks and nobody's "redeemed."

Sperging out about the whole "redemption" thing is particularly special, people gotta respond with "NOOO MUNDANE MATT IS STILL NOT GOOD HE'S A FLAGGER UNFUNNY AND THE SNYDER CUT IS PROBABLY GONNA SUCK ANYWAY" every time somebody says "Based Majestic Matt redeemed, verily he is risen, the working-class hero delivering food to the needy masses!" as if that means I'm gonna subscribe to him to watch him review Blue Rays in a Walmart because a limey aristocrat sang his praises for a bit on his show. Same with people who think that bringing on fake guests on TWIN is a "gay op" and "hurting their case" or some shit.

Just because something isn't true or real doesn't mean it's a malicious lie or a "gay op," sometimes it's just a joke.
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“I enjoy professional wrestling. It’s entertaining and wacky.”

“Um well actually professional wrestling is fake and gay.”

Same energy with those people.
 
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