DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

I love how DSP is pressuring his whales into tipping him as quickly as possible by constantly mentioning his stream could be going down soon.

-EDIT- Oh wow, just as I posted this, one of his whales answered the call by doing exactly that.

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I feel so bad for people like this. Imagine the lack of willpower and self-sespect someone like this must have to be dancing to someone's tune like this. Absolutely amazing.

Remember "I would do this for only a dollar a day"?

We got from there to "tip X ammount, tip early". So when he will put the start of the actual gameplay behind paywall? Like LTG needs 20dollars for facecam?

 

[WhiskeyZuluLima]

We got from there to "tip X ammount, tip early". So when he will put the start of the actual gameplay behind paywall? Like LTG needs 20dollars for facecam?

I would argue he ostensibly already does that, he keeps his half hour minimum of music going until the viewer count is to a decent number, and some days runs longer if it is lower than he wants, so it wouldn't surprise me if he drags out pre-streams to keep a mental tally of how many tips have come in until it's enough to start playing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol @ the streak number.

 

[actually]

DSP gives Kiwifarms and @Null a shoutout. ❤

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Make an account, Phil, you blubbering pussy.

I feel so bad for people like this. Imagine the complete lack of willpower, self-respect and critical thinking someone must have to be dancing to someone's tune like this. Absolutely amazing.

I don't. I hope they realize too late that they need that money (they really do!) and are left in the lurch because they decided to waste it on the black void that is Phil Burnell.

 

[PieceofShet]

There is a new dark souls ripoff, Hellpoint. I would think DSP wanna play it. Did he say anything about the game? Cant find anything on pigpiggo. If you tell me he is not even aware of the title, I would believe it...

I would think that the guy who is "famous" for failing in souls game, would play this.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

How are 'aluttapeepul' getting involved with Phil's matters? Compared to other lolcows, Phil gets it really easy tbh. At least since the swatting, which I won't defend whatsoever. But even that was weak and nothing to freak about since Phil stupidly doxes himself.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

Kat is dead, or at least gone, prove me wrong.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Kat is dead, or at least gone, prove me wrong.

She still's there. You can tell by certain little things such as phil using a reusable water bottle. No way he thinks of that on his own.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

How are 'aluttapeepul' getting involved with Phil's matters? Compared to other lolcows, Phil gets it really easy tbh. At least since the swatting, which I won't defend whatsoever. But even that was weak and nothing to freak about since Phil stupidly doxes himself.

All Phil detractors do is point out his lies and spam memes in his chat until they get banned,some of them even give him money for the privilege,no one fucks with Phil IRL,everyone knows where and in which day he goes shopping with Kat once a week so if someone wanted to ambush him to ask him questions (camera in hand) or shout memes at him IRL they could but no one does. All we do is point out his lies and disgusting behaviour using video evidence and laugh at his mobile game addiction.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

All Phil detractors do is point out his lies and spam memes in his chat until they get banned,some of them even give him money for the privilege,no one fucks with Phil IRL,everyone knows where and in which day he goes shopping with Kat once a week so if someone wanted to ambush him to ask him questions (camera in hand) or shout memes at him IRL they could but no one does. All we do is point out his lies and disgusting behaviour using video evidence and laugh at his mobile game addiction.

Well one guy did mail him a cardboard penis.

One guy managed to get a photo of Phil at the mall.

One guy went to visit the Connecticut condo and taped the "Home of the Pigroach" poster on his front door.

Other than that, he gets left alone in his offline life. Despite that, every time a truck drives by or he hears a noise or smells a strange odor he jumps up and peeks out the window to see if Fred Fuchs is coming to get him.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Some troll also fucked around in the background of his bankruptcy call and another pretended to be a creditor.
But the tractors aren’t physically pestering Phil. I can only imagine the meltdown if one got into his gated community.

 

[Iron Hamster]

She still's there. You can tell by certain little things such as phil using a reusable water bottle. No way he thinks of that on his own.

Sure he did. It's a prop and gives him an excuse to leave and text out a whale call when his retard streak is in jeopardy.

 

[LeGoat de Gout]

He's rehashing all of the shit he brought up yesterday on his emergency Youtube stream. His entire pre-stream is basically him repeating the same thing, over and over.

Sounds like the definition of insanity to me.

 

[Heckler1]

Sure he did. It's a prop and gives him an excuse to leave and text out a whale call when his retard streak is in jeopardy.

Phil has the craftiness many addicts possess. Every fiber of his being in devoted to coming up with strategies and lies he can use to achieve dopamine from gambling to get wrasslin pictures. Don't get me wrong, Phil is incredibly dumb in many ways but when it comes to protecting his short term goal of moar dopamine he's a crafty fat fox.

 

[DZoomer]

Completely unrelated, but you know what I'd love to see Phil doing? Stream himself learning something, e.g. learning how to code.

Not only would that bring in new viewers who would be genuinely interested in seeing him suffer through the initial steps of a coding newbie, it is something that could change people's outlook on him.

Now, obviously that is something that he'd never do, because, well, it's Phil. He has a board here for a reason. But still, that'd be actually fun to watch.

Another fun thing would be watching him talk to that psychiatrist who streams, healthy gamer gg I think is his twitch.

Anyway, just thinking out loud here. I guess that the fact that I'd like to see these things are proof that I'm not a detractor that wants to see him get cancer or whatever.

If Phil could genuinely achieve redemption, I'd be all for it. Sadly, his idea of redemption is more like "keep doing the same thing you've been doing, keep being the same person you've always been, but people suddenly have respect and love for you".

 

[Forbidden Math]

Completely unrelated, but you know what I'd love to see Phil doing? Stream himself learning something, e.g. learning how to code.

Not only would that bring in new viewers who would be genuinely interested in seeing him suffer through the initial steps of a coding newbie, it is something that could change people's outlook on him.

Now, obviously that is something that he'd never do, because, well, it's Phil. He has a board here for a reason. But still, that'd be actually fun to watch.

Another fun thing would be watching him talk to that psychiatrist who streams, healthy gamer gg I think is his twitch.

Anyway, just thinking out loud here. I guess that the fact that I'd like to see these things are proof that I'm not a detractor that wants to see him get cancer or whatever.

If Phil could genuinely achieve redemption, I'd be all for it. Sadly, his idea of redemption is more like "keep doing the same thing you've been doing, keep being the same person you've always been, but people suddenly have respect and love for you".

I would get a kick out of Phil trying to code a "hello world" program. The question is when he causes a bug will he just throw up his hands and shout "it's bugged" and then never look at his code again because he did everything correct?

 

[Fapcop]

DSP gives Kiwifarms and @Null a shoutout. ❤

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Welp, Phil sure seems to know the Farms rather intimately. Between quoting Null and theorizing how there are “two different mentalities”.

A shame he’s dumb enough to trawl his own profile, but not quite Chris-Chan dumb enough to make an account and post in his threads.

Completely unrelated, but you know what I'd love to see Phil doing? Stream himself learning something, e.g. learning how to code.

Not only would that bring in new viewers who would be genuinely interested in seeing him suffer through the initial steps of a coding newbie, it is something that could change people's outlook on him.

Now, obviously that is something that he'd never do, because, well, it's Phil. He has a board here for a reason. But still, that'd be actually fun to watch.

Another fun thing would be watching him talk to that psychiatrist who streams, healthy gamer gg I think is his twitch.

Anyway, just thinking out loud here. I guess that the fact that I'd like to see these things are proof that I'm not a detractor that wants to see him get cancer or whatever.

If Phil could genuinely achieve redemption, I'd be all for it. Sadly, his idea of redemption is more like "keep doing the same thing you've been doing, keep being the same person you've always been, but people suddenly have respect and love for you".

I’m not sure you thought this through.

Or you’re basically saying: “Wouldn’t it be cool if Phil was a completely different person and...”

Phil isn’t just a shit streamer because he sucks at games. He’s a shit streamer because he’s a shit streamer. The man is boring, constantly repeats himself or somehow spends 10 minutes to say something he could have said in a sentence.

His streams are full of the lowest tier jokes you can imagine, and that’s when there even are jokes because much of the stream is just dead time where Phil either doesn’t say anything or asks his chat for help.

I’m pretty sure the man could have the ghost of Adolf Hitler with him on stream, and it would be shit to watch.

So nah... Watching Phil try to learn something new or talk to a psychiatrist of whatever would be like watching his regular streams. Long stretches of boredom while you hope for some salt.

 

[Pargon]

DSP gives Kiwifarms and @Null a shoutout. ❤

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"If people would follow that advice, things wouldn't be bad at all"

Hi, Phil. We do follow that advice. If you go through your thread you will find marked consistency in ridiculing, doxing or banning people who so-called "touch the p00p", a recently contentious term for getting as you say directly involved with a a lolcow. This isn't exclusive to your board, either. If someone comes on the site and shoots their mouth off about trolling or brags about having gotten a reaction out of a cow, they are summarily dealt with. This includes what comparatively few users have admitted to fucking with you directly as well.

If Superhound (or whomever is behind the false DMCA strikes against your channel and the DDOS attack) is a member here, they have never shown any evidence of it, and if they were you can bet your bottom dollar that, given that Null (the site owner) shares your views on the DMCA, they would very likely be only on the site long enough for their public information to be made known.

We laugh at you. A few of us do make videos about you, yes. But as divided as we may be about things like your status as a cow or your status as the internet's Teflon Don, we do not fuck with you directly as a group, and when our members do they are dealt with swiftly.

 

[sleeze street]

First time posting here on Kiwi... anyhow I was thinking of doing a small DSP related creative project (maybe a DSP simulator) and was wondering about the layout of the "office" or "pig pen". It may have been gone over here previously but I wasn't finding it on search. I drew up this crude layout with what I can see when he is on his webcam at his desk, as you get a bit better of an idea of what it looks like. I am sure the scale is way off though. Anyone look into this before or have a better idea of the layout or other landmark items that he has in the room?

 

[gh0stzero]

The scale is definitely off by quite a bit, but you totally could bring that floorplan into blender model it all out then into unreal engine for a VR pigpen simulator if that's what you mean.

You might be able to get the actual floorplans from the property listing for the WAKhando i'm sure it was posted in the bankruptcy thread.