Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Brandon Isn’t Who I Am]

From his most recent DMCA attack video, I noticed how thin his bicep is. He really gets NO exercise whatsoever aside from walking, which is a form of cardio.

 

[Cats]

I hope Phil never has a bad fall, his tiny bones would snap like dried twigs.

 

[gh0stzero]

Does this have the orbiter tag because as his body grows in mass (fat, not muscle) it will eventually develop its own gravitational field?

 

[Brandon Isn’t Who I Am]

Does this have the orbiter tag because as his body grows in mass (fat, not muscle) it will eventually develop its own gravitational field?

I’m gonna say yes. But, honestly... I literally just joined Kiwifarms today. I’m still learning how things work around here.

 

[gh0stzero]

Well hello newfriend

You should check this out if you haven't already:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/read-first-dsp-subforum.44178/

Also OP could be improved a bit, I'm sure theres loads of examples of Phils weird body you can use pigpiggo to try find specific vids with timestamps.

I'm also sure theres loads of him talking about exercise or rather lack thereof.

 

[actually]

Should this be mixed in with the hair thread and perhaps that thread can be retitled? Not dead-set on this, just debating.

 

[gh0stzero]

Should this be mixed in with the hair thread and perhaps that thread can be retitled? Not dead-set on this, just debating.

nah the hair thread is good for discussing phil's baldness. this can be a containment thread for all the ew phils gross posts and that one time he showed his toes on stream.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

If Phil trains properly, he can attain Life with Louie's Dad physique

Spoiler

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

I think Phil has Alcoholic myopathy.

	• Acute alcoholic myopathy develops suddenly in the context of binge drinking and is characterized by painful muscle weakness and myonecrosis.
	• Chronic alcoholic myopathy develops gradually and is characterized by painless weakness of proximal muscles.
	• Recovery occurs if alcohol is avoided, but the time to recovery varies from rapid (days to weeks) with the acute form to protracted (weeks to months) with the chronic form.

 

[Ric Flair Woooo]

Someone please find the pictures of him in the Ghostbusters costume. My god such skinny legs.

 

[Xenomorph]

You just know his couch reeks of his sweaty hairy saggy nutsack and asshole

 

[No. 7 cat]

A big belly and arms a girl would laugh at, suggests bould Phil could attend to his health.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Never forget this stance, his tits tucked into the crooks of his elbows.

 

[Xenomorph]

Never forget this stance, his tits tucked into the crooks of his elbows.

Dat gynomastia

 

[Haesindang Park]

His upper arm is smaller than a chihuahua. Even a Smart Car tows more than he does! Dude is so weak, a strong breeze of wind can knock him down.

 

[Cats]

I’m gonna say yes. But, honestly... I literally just joined Kiwifarms today. I’m still learning how things work around here.

GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN THEY'RE CRAZY THEY'LL TAKE YOU TOO I CA

 

[Forbidden Math]

Don't know if you know this but he's a former body builder (who never took a photo of himself ripped, everyone knows people don't post themselves on social media after working hard to get their body in peak shape). Those muscles never go away, Phil doesn't even have to work out any more.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Don't know if you know this but he's a former body builder (who never took a photo of himself ripped, everyone knows people don't post themselves on social media after working hard to get their body in peak shape). Those muscles never go away, Phil doesn't even have to work out any more.

Basically skinny, BTW.

 

[Dong Schlong Phil]

Never forget this stance, his tits tucked into the crooks of his elbows.

Ignoring his torso, is it just me or is this the most unflattering pause involving his face, could just be the pimple-scowl but still lol

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Never forget this stance, his tits tucked into the crooks of his elbows.

This is a 38-year-old man

Don't know if you know this but he's a former body builder (who never took a photo of himself ripped, everyone knows people don't post themselves on social media after working hard to get their body in peak shape). Those muscles never go away, Phil doesn't even have to work out any more.

I mean, to be fair, when he "was ripped" it would have been like 2000-2001. Couldn't even post that shit to Xanga