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This is the same man who was bragging that he can lift a gallon of milk all by himself.
Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.
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He wasn't even ripped back then. He tweeted out some photos once of him from 2001. He looks in better shape than he does now, but as far as bodybuilding goes he's quite a reach from it.
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This was before the second and third chins.
EDIT: This thread reminded me of a couple of amazing posts by @draculapenis in late 2018 about DSP's physique, right after he did the Burger King Nightmare Whopper.
Here and here
I'm going to copy+paste the images into here, but you should go and read the posts about the analysis of his body shape.
My absolute favorite is the DSP Tries it vs him nearly a decade earlier
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When Phil got his factory built beast PC, he somehow got it upstairs. This beast was 50lbs.!
A few years later Phil needed to buy a handcart to get Kat's PC upstairs.
A few years later Phil needed to buy a handcart to get Kat's PC upstairs.
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What's up with the Hate Eternal shirt? King Of All Kings?My absolute favorite is the DSP Tries it vs him nearly a decade earlier
I see why he got the shirt since he doesn't have any musical taste.
Is he on the toilet in the one on the right?
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He reminds me more of Clarence himself.
He probably looks like he's carrying a 1000 lb kettlebell in a worlds strongest man competition.
lmao. He is so sucking his gut in on the right.
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Yes. It's from a channel update video he did on one of his twenty thousand channels about what to expect on the channel and all the great stuff it would be. It was an edited video of him in different areas of his CT condo after he just moved in. This is the same video that had him laying on his bed with his legs crossed that you may've seen before.
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These pictures look like the progression of a degenerative disease.
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dw guys, he used to be shredded. i mean you remember him in his early 20s during those tournaments? wasnt fat at all or anything
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Is anyone here a doctor? Can they explain how Connecticut DSP with the bad back is more energetic and able to lift and move more than Washington "fixed back" Phil?
I have like no muscles, but when I see someone (male and not 70 years old) at work who can't lift 100lbs, I think they are a giant pussy. 100lbs is heavy but if I can do it, almost any healthy male should be able to. Phil can't lift 50lbs? What the fuck, is he a 16 year old girl? If Kat works out she can definitely lift more than him.
If he did get into a fight with that 11 year old wolf girl I think it would be a pretty even match.
I have like no muscles, but when I see someone (male and not 70 years old) at work who can't lift 100lbs, I think they are a giant pussy. 100lbs is heavy but if I can do it, almost any healthy male should be able to. Phil can't lift 50lbs? What the fuck, is he a 16 year old girl? If Kat works out she can definitely lift more than him.
If he did get into a fight with that 11 year old wolf girl I think it would be a pretty even match.
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Having that goatee is not a bad idea, and one of the few smart things that Phil has done with his appearance.
The goatee hides his small and puny jaw. Which looks even more ridiculous next to all his neck fat.
Wonder where the “Italian” came from, because as far as I can see, Phil looks very, very Polish.
PS: could someone repost that gorilla-Phil video of him and Panda in a diner in CT? That one is a trip!
The goatee hides his small and puny jaw. Which looks even more ridiculous next to all his neck fat.
Wonder where the “Italian” came from, because as far as I can see, Phil looks very, very Polish.
PS: could someone repost that gorilla-Phil video of him and Panda in a diner in CT? That one is a trip!
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Too bad he has a very patchy one. In some of the pics shown here, you can see open spots.
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Okay Cortana, insert Everything Went Wrong on YouTube dot gif, in slowmo.
His jiggling armpit pudding is just as disgusting as his spread out man-tits and melting facial proportions. I've never seen that on a body like his, as if his torso got stuck in between two processes.
Really good for him that he lost some pounds with Khet's incredible frozen food and potato combination diet (actually, it was Leanna's healthy food) but somewhere in between breakfast, lunch and fast food his body gave up as he refused to do any exercises. Burning fat isn't just a term in the kitchen, you have to work!
Work? Phil dislikes work! Even pressing buttons is work! His herniated disc allows no training! He waddles for an hour through the mall, lifts a small sixpack of energy-drinks, puts them for 40 minutes in his car, walks some stairs and rocks around for a prestream-hour on his couch like a spastic.
I mean, oof, man, Phil with the oddly shaped head, you don't have the most fortunate genetic traits (except the Italian ones, big ups) but at least try to do something except blaming others. Lifting a gallon of milk for a second is by definition not an exercise. A well assembled training bike would be an idea. Even the obese Drachenlord did that (of course he ALSO broke it). Of course you're not the same kind of fat, but you're also not healthy build. I bet Khet could beat you in arm-wrestling no problem.
We know you read that, Phil.
Not trying to make fun of your body, that's a low hanging fruit (like your tits) and partially unfair. Genetics are a bitch and don't make you a better or worse human. Your garbage actions make you a worse human, and you're full of that. Just pointing out observations in a slightly snarky manner because karma is a bitch.
His jiggling armpit pudding is just as disgusting as his spread out man-tits and melting facial proportions. I've never seen that on a body like his, as if his torso got stuck in between two processes.
Really good for him that he lost some pounds with Khet's incredible frozen food and potato combination diet (actually, it was Leanna's healthy food) but somewhere in between breakfast, lunch and fast food his body gave up as he refused to do any exercises. Burning fat isn't just a term in the kitchen, you have to work!
Work? Phil dislikes work! Even pressing buttons is work! His herniated disc allows no training! He waddles for an hour through the mall, lifts a small sixpack of energy-drinks, puts them for 40 minutes in his car, walks some stairs and rocks around for a prestream-hour on his couch like a spastic.
I mean, oof, man, Phil with the oddly shaped head, you don't have the most fortunate genetic traits (except the Italian ones, big ups) but at least try to do something except blaming others. Lifting a gallon of milk for a second is by definition not an exercise. A well assembled training bike would be an idea. Even the obese Drachenlord did that (of course he ALSO broke it). Of course you're not the same kind of fat, but you're also not healthy build. I bet Khet could beat you in arm-wrestling no problem.
We know you read that, Phil.
Not trying to make fun of your body, that's a low hanging fruit (like your tits) and partially unfair. Genetics are a bitch and don't make you a better or worse human. Your garbage actions make you a worse human, and you're full of that. Just pointing out observations in a slightly snarky manner because karma is a bitch.
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I remember he bitched about his hand hurting when playing Hotline Miami on mouse and keyboard and had to take breaks because of it. Does he have carpal tunnel syndrome or is he just so weak now that playing something with a mouse for half an hour for him is like 8 hours in the coal mines for the average man? He played Hotline Miami several years ago so I doubt things have improved since then.
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Obligatory post of Phil grabbing his small pee pee,its relevant because its tiny. I think that the story is that the video is from sexting leanna,who sends adult pics/videos with their clothes on? He is embarrased of his size.
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Ah, the Chris Chan workout.
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What's the story behind this being uploaded to youtube? Accidental misclick?