Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

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Murmur said:
That spin is my favorite thing Phil has ever done. Nothing about it makes sense. There's no reason for anybody to move like that, I can't even make up a funny reason to justify it.

And Howard looks like he's sucking a really long thin dick.

EDIT: I take that back, Phil moves like he just got fucked in the ass by Rambo and Howard simultaneously.
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And to think: that was the best take.
 
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I just realised Phil looks like this dude. It's a interrogation snapshot so LQ but the T-pose and the body type look exactly the same but on different bloat scale.
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A post from about a year ago showing Phil hobbling around a hotel room like a crippled old man who spent his life working in physical labor. It's from one of the staycation vids with Leanna, but I'm not exactly sure what year it's from. You get a good glimpse at how weirdly proportioned his body is: chicken legs, fat gut, saggy mantits, noodle arms. His body has only gotten worse since then. Yet he still refuses to acknowledge what a mess he is and that he needs to exercise, a walk around the grocery store once a week isn't cutting it.
bearsintrees said:
When he says he walks on his tiptoes to exercise I imagine it's a lot of this where he's basically hobbling around like a dainty Cotton Hill and practically goes off balance from walking three steps. His center of gravity is like a foot in front of his knees.
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Kermit the Frog said:
A post from about a year ago showing Phil hobbling around a hotel room like a crippled old man who spent his life working in physical labor. It's from one of the staycation vids with Leanna, but I'm not exactly sure what year it's from. You get a good glimpse at how weirdly proportioned his body is: chicken legs, fat gut, saggy mantits, noodle arms. His body has only gotten worse since then. Yet he still refuses to acknowledge what a mess he is and that he needs to exercise, a walk around the grocery store once a week isn't cutting it.

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Uhh, no. You toxic asshole. His body is in the best possible shape for him, and Kat agrees.
LyteSydeByll said:
Weird wobbling aside I still get a kick out of him going to cross his arms one way then swapping the other way and they kept that take
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James Cameron sent him an email after seeing it. It's contents? HOW DO YOU DO IT?!
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
His mom is full Italian. His grandparents came from Italy. Genealogy is a hobby of mine, and I decided to look into the guy. His grandfather actually fought in WWII.
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Guess all those Italian genes got lost in the uterus or something, cause Phil looks 100% Polish.

Ok, maybe not 100% but a good 80%.


EDIT: His grandpa fought in WW2? Like actually fought in the Italian army? Or as a “partisan”. Cause I’d take that with a grain of salt.
 
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I don't think Phil has a degenerative condition other than "getting older, never exercising, and drinking too much gin". He was always soft, kinda fat, weird build, bitch tits. Then over the past few years, he lost some weight, but what weight he lost was the little bit of muscle he had. Now it's just the fat left, jiggling around while he wobbles on bird legs, and has the same weird proportions.

The lesson for you kids is, get more exercise than just picking up a game controller or buying groceries.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
I don't think Phil has a degenerative condition other than "getting older, never exercising, and drinking too much gin". He was always soft, kinda fat, weird build, bitch tits. Then over the past few years, he lost some weight, but what weight he lost was the little bit of muscle he had. Now it's just the fat left, jiggling around while he wobbles on bird legs, and has the same weird proportions.

The lesson for you kids is, get more exercise than just picking up a game controller or buying groceries.
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Yeah, he's pretty much what most NEETs are going to look like once they hit their 30's. His body type has gone beyond "skinny-fat" and entered into the grotesque...
 
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LyteSydeByll said:
Weird wobbling aside I still get a kick out of him going to cross his arms one way then swapping the other way and they kept that take
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HOLY FUCK! I never saw that until you mention it. He was going to cross his arms normally but then he put his left arm under instead of over. I literally tried what he did and its truly a weird thing to do. I can imagine what he was thinking at that moment "Oh no I need a cool pose. I know I will cross my arms! Ok, here we go....wait if I cross it that way the trolls might think its a gay pose. I know I will switch my arms. Yeah, that worked, now call me gay now you fuckin loser trolls. Ackackack"
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
A post from about a year ago showing Phil hobbling around a hotel room like a crippled old man who spent his life working in physical labor. It's from one of the staycation vids with Leanna, but I'm not exactly sure what year it's from. You get a good glimpse at how weirdly proportioned his body is: chicken legs, fat gut, saggy mantits, noodle arms. His body has only gotten worse since then. Yet he still refuses to acknowledge what a mess he is and that he needs to exercise, a walk around the grocery store once a week isn't cutting it.

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He looks really flat footed so should not need to be up on his toes at all.

I have extreme reterded high arches and my whole life I’ve walked around inside like a goat cause it hurts like hell otherwise.

one bonus from this tip toeing is that my calves look hella juicy. Not sure why Dave never got the same gains but oh well
 
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Murmur said:
That spin is my favorite thing Phil has ever done. Nothing about it makes sense. There's no reason for anybody to move like that, I can't even make up a funny reason to justify it.

And Howard looks like he's sucking a really long thin dick.

EDIT: I take that back, Phil moves like he just got fucked in the ass by Rambo and Howard simultaneously.
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His left tit swings into view ahead of the rest of his body. Once you notice it you can't unsee it.
 
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