Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Scotsman]

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Great! And for comparison...



I see no difference whatsoever.

 

[Slimy Time]

Oh my god it's true. He even tilts forward with his weird hobble-wobble and that his manboob presses out fully with nipple and all accentuated by the ill fitting white t-shirt.

Spoiler: Gross Man Boob

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Going through this frame by frame has been a nightmare.

The starting frame, they couldn't edit out his bald spot lol
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I was being a little bit autistic earlier tonight and I tried recreating the turn and arm fold. How the fuck does someone turn like he does? It feels so unnatural. So much easier to pivot off of one foot and then centre yourself with the arm fold. He must have been waddling from foot to foot in order to turn. He is just an odd man.

 

[Brandon Isn’t Who I Am]

He needs his glasses.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't believe Phil had or ever had a severely herniated disc in his back.

"Phil walks like he has back problems!" Yes, that is true. But you also have to remember that Phil doesn't walk like regular people. He walks on the balls of his feet because he is autism. Rewatch the videos of Phil and decide for yourself if his weird walking is because he has a bad back or because he is walking on the balls of his feet like a retard.

Phil blames everything on his bad back. He can't work. He can't stand. He can't sit. He can't lift. He can't drive. He can't etc.

He doesn't have a bad back.

Look at the dancing videos. Look at the pc unboxing videos. Look at Project7. A person with a severely herniated disc is not able to move like that.

Mom said, "Get a job" and Phil said, "I can't, my back is broken". He's kept that lie ever since.

"Phil, can you go to the store and get some milk?" No, ma, my back is broken. "Phil can you now the lawn?" My back is broken. "Phil can you make your bed?" My back broken.

Phil lied about the cat. He lied about the wedding. He lied about the bankruptcy. He lied about WWE Champions. He lied about his back.

 

[Schmeckel]

I don't believe Phil had or ever had a severely herniated disc in his back.

"Phil walks like he has back problems!" Yes, that is true. But you also have to remember that Phil doesn't walk like regular people. He walks on the balls of his feet because he is autism. Rewatch the videos of Phil and decide for yourself if his weird walking is because he has a bad back or because he is walking on the balls of his feet like a retard.

Phil blames everything on his bad back. He can't work. He can't stand. He can't sit. He can't lift. He can't drive. He can't etc.

He doesn't have a bad back.

Look at the dancing videos. Look at the pc unboxing videos. Look at Project7. A person with a severely herniated disc is not able to move like that.

Mom said, "Get a job" and Phil said, "I can't, my back is broken". He's kept that lie ever since.

"Phil, can you go to the store and get some milk?" No, ma, my back is broken. "Phil can you now the lawn?" My back is broken. "Phil can you make your bed?" My back broken.

Phil lied about the cat. He lied about the wedding. He lied about the bankruptcy. He lied about WWE Champions. He lied about his back.

Phil is only broken because he believes himself to be broken. He's so thoroughly convinced of his own bullshit that he's likely got some sort of placebo effect going on where he's like "Man, I can't haul that gallon of milk 20 feet without my 'tard wagon!". It's an excuse, and fortunately for him it's a good one. And for us, we get to giggle at how much of a fucking pussy he is for being such a malnourished faggot.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I've seen fatasses less lazy than him and have disabled badges, so why wouldn't he go that route?

Seems like what @Schmeckel was sayin. Just wanting to be chaperoned around like a lay fuck, like having his friends drive for him and cater to every whim because MUH BACK.

 

[Personal Jesus]

A few years later Phil needed to buy a handcart to get Kat's PC upstairs.

LMAO, is there a video of this?

 

[Fapcop]

I must admit that I find it a very satisfying thought, that big strong Phil who’s always the big shot and telling people to go fuck themselves...

Has to use a little tard-wagon every time he has to carry a few groceries from the car to the house. Lololol

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

LMAO, is there a video of this?

There isn't a video of him actually using it, but he did say he had to buy a handcart to get Kat's PC upstairs. Sometime probably around January 2018 before she moved in. She had her PC shipped to the Wakando ahead of her arrival.

 

[Shambler]

There isn't a video of him actually using it, but he did say he had to buy a handcart to get Kat's PC upstairs. Sometime probably around January 2018 before she moved in. She had her PC shipped to the Wakando ahead of her arrival.

imagine saying you needed a fucking hand cart to move a PC without a hint of irony. the fuck does she have? the linus desk pc

 

[Wurstbrot]

"Phil walks like he has back problems!" Yes, that is true. But you also have to remember that Phil doesn't walk like regular people. He walks on the balls of his feet because he is autism.

Not sure if this is a correction, but it's a claim by Phil. He said he walked on his toes, which is why his legs are way more muscular than the rest of his body.

Not correlated to this, in the same video he said he had very high blood pressure at some point because he was super overweight (almost 240 pounds / 108 kg), ate very unhealthy, drank a lot of liquor every night and feared to get a heart attack on stream (in the end of 2017 when Leanna left him and the unexpected evil taxes struck like a lightning bolt).

When he was still training his favorites were the curls and the bench press. Also deadlifts and squads. Also overhead-press and his dad helped him in some instances.
Press F to doubt. Press F if he crashed his disc by lifting the deadlift wrong. Press another F if he mislabeled the deadlift.

Congratulations Phil, for overcoming those unhealthy habits and you feeling a lot better now. He changed and I start to believe THIS is what he means when he says he changed because he feels physically so much different, as if he has an open mind and is way less toxic now. No Phil, you're not. This is just the psychological side effect of an improving body.

-Edit-

I wouldn't be surprised if his tiptoe-walking caused damage to his joints or musclegroups.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Not sure if this is a correction, but it's a claim by Phil. He said he walked on his toes, which is why his legs are way more muscular than the rest of his body.

Not correlated to this, in the same video he said he had very high blood pressure at some point because he was super overweight (almost 240 pounds / 108 kg), ate very unhealthy, drank a lot of liquor every night and feared to get a heart attack on stream (in the end of 2017 when Leanna left him and the unexpected evil taxes struck like a lightning bolt).

When he was still training his favorites were the curls and the bench press. Also deadlifts and squads. Also overhead-press and his dad helped him in some instances.
Press F to doubt. Press F if he crashed his disc by lifting the deadlift wrong. Press another F if he mislabeled the deadlift.

Congratulations Phil, for overcoming those unhealthy habits and you feeling a lot better now. He changed and I start to believe THIS is what he means when he says he changed because he feels physically so much different, as if he has an open mind and is way less toxic now. No Phil, you're not. This is just the psychological side effect of an improving body.

-Edit-

I wouldn't be surprised if his tiptoe-walking caused damage to his joints or musclegroups.

And walking with a fucked up gait can absolutely cause issues with back pain.

http://www.corestrongkc.com/fix-your-low-back-pain-with-your-feet/

Phil has extreme lumbar lordosis. Phil walks with his feet turned 30º outward. This means he is walking with his knees and hips rotated as well. The whole thing is a mess and hilariously DelusionalSydePhil just thinks 'Huhuh, I'm Autism Stronk '

 

[Preferred Penne]

Slight powerlevel here, I'm a licensed massage therapist and I see people with bad posture all the time. Phil's bad back clearly just comes from a lifetime of being hunched over in front of the TV playing video games. Over the years, being hunched forward will pull all of your back muscles into an upward position, and without proper self-care those muscles will be fixed into one position and leave very little room for flexibility. Thus the rocking and awkward penguin gait.

 

[Schmeckel]

Slight powerlevel here, I'm a licensed massage therapist and I see people with bad posture all the time. Phil's bad back clearly just comes from a lifetime of being hunched over in front of the TV playing video games. Over the years, being hunched forward will pull all of your back muscles into an upward position, and without proper self-care those muscles will be fixed into one position and leave very little room for flexibility. Thus the rocking and awkward penguin gait.

A. Sorry that these "trying and uncertain times" might be affecting your career.

B. Phil's lifestyle and mannerisms totally make subluxations possible since he takes care of himself about as well as a paraplegic without a support system. If he's got any kind of injury, it's not from some fabled car accident, it's not from any kind of athletic experience, it's totally from being an absolute slob and bunching over a controller for years and years.

Spoiler

Once upon a time, was married to an LMT who worked for a real chiropractor (someone who actually did x-rays and had hands-on treatment, not those damn hippies that just had you lay in an adjustors (which admittedly felt great). When she worked for Dr. Scott, he'd tell many tales of people having shit backs because of their inability to take care of themselves. Phil is a prime example of this. The wobble, the waddle walk, gout... He's a disease ridden shit-pile by his own doing.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Great! And for comparison...

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I see no difference whatsoever.

If he lived back in the day they'd dress him up like a penguin and call him Penguin Man, he'd be Elephant Man's side kick.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If he lived back in the day they'd dress him up like a penguin and call him Penguin Man, he'd be Elephant Man's side kick.

If he lived back in the day he would be dead because he is too lazy to work and the townspeople wouldn't support him after he masturbated in front of the children, fucked a horse, and threatened to bitch slap one of the little girls.

 

[gh0stzero]

Slight powerlevel here, I'm a licensed massage therapist and I see people with bad posture all the time. Phil's bad back clearly just comes from a lifetime of being hunched over in front of the TV playing video games. Over the years, being hunched forward will pull all of your back muscles into an upward position, and without proper self-care those muscles will be fixed into one position and leave very little room for flexibility. Thus the rocking and awkward penguin gait.

Do your massages cum with a happy ending?

Are you sure his rocking back and forth isnt just autism?

 

[Atmew]

There isn't a video of him actually using it, but he did say he had to buy a handcart to get Kat's PC upstairs. Sometime probably around January 2018 before she moved in. She had her PC shipped to the Wakando ahead of her arrival.

That's sad. A case of water probably weighs just as much as a pc these days. Wonder if he can lug in a case of water or did he force Leanna to do it.

 

[Preferred Penne]

A. Sorry that these "trying and uncertain times" might be affecting your career.

Not too badly. We were shut down for about three months, but I had some money saved up and got by just fine. In fact, since we reopened I've been busier than ever.

Do your massages cum with a happy ending?

no faggot

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Do your massages cum with a happy ending?

Are you sure his rocking back and forth isnt just autism?

His rocking back and forth is just tism,thats why he mostly suppresses it when on camera but goes insane during pre-streams,see in this example how he stopped once he realized he was on camera? If it wasnt a psychological thing he would do it camera too.

Also this video: