Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

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You can't even blame his supposed back problems because 1) they obviously never existed to begin with, and 2) look at all the other things he does incorrectly in a way that's unique to him.

I wish Phil would donate his body to science, so his weird skeleton could be put on display somewhere for study. May as well, his mind has been thoroughly analyzed, all his flaws and quirks documented for eternity.
 
His skin looks unhealthy as fuck,I hate this skinny limbed,soft and pudgy abomination,disgusting face and disgusting body,add to that low IQ and one of the worst personalities I have seen on someome and there is no wonder he was an incel until he met Leanna (and Leanna was a cunt who falls for narcisistic failed artists as we have seen,and his other woman is a literal sperg). Without the internet he would be a virgin.
 
HOLY FUCK! I never saw that until you mention it. He was going to cross his arms normally but then he put his left arm under instead of over. I literally tried what he did and its truly a weird thing to do. I can imagine what he was thinking at that moment "Oh no I need a cool pose. I know I will cross my arms! Ok, here we go....wait if I cross it that way the trolls might think its a gay pose. I know I will switch my arms. Yeah, that worked, now call me gay now you fuckin loser trolls. Ackackack"
Didn't notice that either. Now I can't unsee his tit swinging into view and that weird arm cross. What a strange man, there is so much to unpack in the act of turning around and crossing his arms.
 
Lets see.. when you combine Phils horrible diet (mostly consisting of greasy convenience store foods), a sedentary lifestyle, the lack of any kind of an exercise routine, minimum amount of sunlight, constant stress, alcohol abuse and the fact that he's fast approaching 40 without ever really seeming to bother caring about his health, yep he's looking at some serious health issues down the line. All of his bad habits are gonna to start to catch up with to him soon. And unlike money, your health isn't something you can just beg and goutily whine for from your paypigs, if you don't take care of it, no one else will for you, and its gone. Phil may escape things like debt issues, but there's no escaping Father time. He's gonna be in for some bad times in his 40s, wouldn't be surprised if he suddenly decides to drop the whole "taxes" shtick and switch to begging for money due to his "failing back/knees/joints, etc".
 
You can't even blame his supposed back problems because 1) they obviously never existed to begin with, and 2) look at all the other things he does incorrectly in a way that's unique to him.

I wish Phil would donate his body to science, so his weird skeleton could be put on display somewhere for study. May as well, his mind has been thoroughly analyzed, all his flaws and quirks documented for eternity.
I think he does have back issues. The penguin waddle is a dead giveaway, you see it a lot in older people that worked in manual labour jobs with heavy lifting or repetitive bending.
 
I think he does have back issues. The penguin waddle is a dead giveaway, you see it a lot in older people that worked in manual labour jobs with heavy lifting or repetitive bending.

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How the fuck can Phil have back issues?! Unless god is a detractor and saw it fit for his purpose to fuck with Phil’s back.

He gets zero exercise yes, but he has also done zero back breaking work of any kind.

And if Phil had some sort of degenerative back disease or anything of the kind, I’m pretty sure he would bring it up on a regular basis. Like the back issue the miraculous Seattle wind cured him of.
 
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How the fuck can Phil have back issues?! Unless god is a detractor and saw it fit for his purpose to fuck with Phil’s back.

He gets zero exercise yes, but he has also done zero back breaking work of any kind.

And if Phil had some sort of degenerative back disease or anything of the kind, I’m pretty sure he would bring it up on a regular basis. Like the back issue the miraculous Seattle wind cured him of.
I recall some story about a car accident when he was younger. That's a valid thing and can cause herniated discs. People don't do the waddle and hunchback walk to look cool. Also, the huggie pillow thing on his couch is another hint. That being said, he's had something like almost 20 years to work on it, and he clearly did not, because well...that's work. and it is painful. Phil is a lot of things, but brave is not one of them.

Poweredit: He's almost 40 and has documented his life for the last 12 years, in which he did next to no physical exertion. He is well within the scope of when atrophy can begin for a sedentary male lifestyle, it is a cumulative and exponential effect. A walk around a mall and carrying a gallon of milk from the garage to the kitchen just isn't going to cut it.
 
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Don't know if you know this but he's a former body builder (who never took a photo of himself ripped, everyone knows people don't post themselves on social media after working hard to get their body in peak shape). Those muscles never go away, Phil doesn't even have to work out any more.
Or that's what he claims. The only thing that Dave has gotten over the years is fatter. There are pictures of him when he was younger, circa early 2000's and you can see he wasn't ripped, swole or anything during those times.

He's got noodle arms and no muscle tone to indicate he ever lifted.
 
He's got noodle arms and no muscle tone to indicate he ever lifted.
Ok, ahmmm, he lifts gallons of milk *snort*
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How the fuck can Phil have back issues?! Unless god is a detractor and saw it fit for his purpose to fuck with Phil’s back.

He gets zero exercise yes, but he has also done zero back breaking work of any kind.

And if Phil had some sort of degenerative back disease or anything of the kind, I’m pretty sure he would bring it up on a regular basis. Like the back issue the miraculous Seattle wind cured him of.
The story of Phil's back issues is a complicated one, only because Phil has made it that way. From the way he hobbles around, has to have extra support for his back and the constant rocking back and forth that actually is something people with back issues can do to alleviate pain, he does have a back issue. However, Phil has exaggerated the severity of it and has given many different stories as to how it happened.

When Phil first talked about his back, he said that he didn't know how it happened, something in his back just slipped out of place, nothing he could do. The next time he talked about the origin of his back pain, it was from a flag football game he played at a family get-together. Then he tried to tie his car accident to his back issues, further complicating the story of the car accident where in previous versions he didn't talk about back pain being a result from it. So really who the fuck knows what the actual story is, but in all honesty the most likely is the first version of the story, where it just sort of happened without any real explanation, because that does happen quite often. In Phil's fucked up brain, he had to make it a more "exciting" story to tell and couldn't decide on one thing.

As for the severity, Phil claims that the back issue prevents him from lifting heavy boxes, running and even driving on the highway. Phil admitted that during his early years on YouTube when he pointed a camera at the TV, he would play games while laying down on his couch because of his back. For years, Phil talked about getting surgery to fix it because it was such a burden, but it was a risk because the surgery could also make his back worse. This is pretty plausible, a botched/failed surgery is almost always worse than the original problem. What complicates this is that over the years we've seen Phil do physical activities that someone with such extreme back pain wouldn't be able to do, most notably dancing. And when Phil moved to Washington, he unironically claimed that the "clean Seattle air" made his back feel better, but apparently not enough to where he has to use a wagon to take groceries from the car to the kitchen.

At this point, Phil's back pain is just an excuse for laziness.
 
At this point, Phil's back pain is just an excuse for laziness.
Everything in Phil's life is an excuse for laziness. The fact that his picture isn't in the Wikipedia article for "lazy" is something of a miracle.

He doesn't have any kind of legitimate back injury. Phil is a dill-weed that can't take care of himself properly and wobbles out of habit for no reason other than to just wobble.
 
If he has back problems TODAY, I could believe that because his appreciation for physical fitness is about on par with that of his appreciation for his fans, but he was obviously lying before.

His laziness is, I think, why he whales out on gacha. It's easier than fighting his addiction (that he knows he has), after all.
 
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His left tit swings into view ahead of the rest of his body. Once you notice it you can't unsee it.
Oh my god it's true. He even tilts forward with his weird hobble-wobble and that his manboob presses out fully with nipple and all accentuated by the ill fitting white t-shirt.

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Going through this frame by frame has been a nightmare.

The starting frame, they couldn't edit out his bald spot lol
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