Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

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Tatu Carreta2 said:
Obligatory post of Phil grabbing his small pee pee,its relevant because its tiny. I think that the story is that the video is from sexting leanna,who sends adult pics/videos with their clothes on? He is embarrased of his size.View attachment 1492529
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"UnbannPWDubsPlz just tipped me a dollar and said.....oh....*SNORT* that's stupid but i'll read it anyways, he said PHIL a detractor posted a video you uploaded in the past referencing the size of your penis being small, is this true?"


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"Well the detractors are morons, I can tell you now that, this is god on his honest truth, my size is about this big, okay?"


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yoshitsune said:
I remember he bitched about his hand hurting when playing Hotline Miami on mouse and keyboard and had to take breaks because of it. Does he have carpal tunnel syndrome or is he just so weak now that playing something with a mouse for half an hour for him is like 8 hours in the coal mines for the average man? He played Hotline Miami several years ago so I doubt things have improved since then.
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Summed up is that he's a weak bitch, mentally and physically.
 
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Fapcop said:
Having that goatee is not a bad idea, and one of the few smart things that Phil has done with his appearance.

The goatee hides his small and puny jaw. Which looks even more ridiculous next to all his neck fat.

Wonder where the “Italian” came from, because as far as I can see, Phil looks very, very Polish.

PS: could someone repost that gorilla-Phil video of him and Panda in a diner in CT? That one is a trip!
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He's like Elizabeth Warren his grandma is half Italian or something like that.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Is anyone here a doctor? Can they explain how Connecticut DSP with the bad back is more energetic and able to lift and move more than Washington "fixed back" Phil?

I have like no muscles, but when I see someone (male and not 70 years old) at work who can't lift 100lbs, I think they are a giant pussy. 100lbs is heavy but if I can do it, almost any healthy male should be able to. Phil can't lift 50lbs? What the fuck, is he a 16 year old girl? If Kat works out she can definitely lift more than him.

If he did get into a fight with that 11 year old wolf girl I think it would be a pretty even match.
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Not a doctor. But probably just getting older and gone from maybe walking with friends or some shit to just once a week exercise (if that, for all we know he could’ve started buying more that a week worth of groceries at a time but probably not). Also might not want to flair up the injury but is probably just a bitch. Kat could probably lift more if she kept the gym up and hasn’t become a potato fridge
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Is anyone here a doctor? Can they explain how Connecticut DSP with the bad back is more energetic and able to lift and move more than Washington "fixed back" Phil?

I have like no muscles, but when I see someone (male and not 70 years old) at work who can't lift 100lbs, I think they are a giant pussy. 100lbs is heavy but if I can do it, almost any healthy male should be able to. Phil can't lift 50lbs? What the fuck, is he a 16 year old girl? If Kat works out she can definitely lift more than him.

If he did get into a fight with that 11 year old wolf girl I think it would be a pretty even match.
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Also not a doctor, but I believe it's called mythomania.
 
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WolverineGuy22 said:
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That spin is my favorite thing Phil has ever done. Nothing about it makes sense. There's no reason for anybody to move like that, I can't even make up a funny reason to justify it.

And Howard looks like he's sucking a really long thin dick.

EDIT: I take that back, Phil moves like he just got fucked in the ass by Rambo and Howard simultaneously.
 
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