Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Pepper Jack]

His rocking back and forth is just tism,thats why he mostly suppresses it when on camera but goes insane during pre-streams,see in this example how he stopped once he realized he was on camera? If it wasnt a psychological thing he would do it camera too.
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Also this video:

IIRC, ThirdEye created the transparent red image so we could observe DSPs autistic rocking in its natural habitat.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

"Bullshit dood!!! Adults change too!! Look at me now and compare me to five years ago,I have a grey hair(patches) on my goatee,I am fat with massive tits and I have jowls. How can you say adults dont change in 5 years when I aged like shit? Thats fucking horseshit!! Anyway..." Cope harder Phil.

 

[Fapcop]

Not too badly. We were shut down for about three months, but I had some money saved up and got by just fine. In fact, since we reopened I've been busier than ever.


no faggot

Feels man. That question gotta get annoying.

There’s a local massage place where I live that apparently got fed up, because they put up a sign in their window that went: “NO SEX!” in capital letters.

Anyways, getting back to Phil: In your professional opinion: Is the weird penguin gait and rocking fixable?

Like if you had him as a patient and he did his exercises, would it get better?

The rocking is probably a mix of tism and back problems. He initially felt some relief from it, and over the years it just turned into a really fucking weird tic.

You can even see it when he films standing up sometimes: The camera is swaying back and forth like a cruise ship waiter in a storm.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Feels man. That question gotta get annoying.

There’s a local massage place where I live that apparently got fed up, because they put up a sign in their window that went: “NO SEX!” in capital letters.

Anyways, getting back to Phil: In your professional opinion: Is the weird penguin gait and rocking fixable?

Like if you had him as a patient and he did his exercises, would it get better?

The rocking is probably a mix of tism and back problems. He initially felt some relief from it, and over the years it just turned into a really fucking weird tic.

You can even see it when he films standing up sometimes: The camera is swaying back and forth like a cruise ship waiter in a storm.

There's definitely some tism involved as far as the rocking goes, but the back issues can be worked out over time. Of course, since he doesn't take care of himself, it's going to take a long time. His lower back muscles and hip rotators are probably stiff as an iron rod.

 

[Schmeckel]

Is the weird penguin gait...fixable.

It just shows how inflexible he is all the way around. I wouldn't be surprised if his ligaments and tendons look like old rubber bands left out in the sun for a month. *IF* he actually just did some basic calisthenics, some routine stretching, and later graduated to DDP Yoga (for that wrestling tie-in), he'd more than likely at least help remedy the waddle he does. Would do wonders for his back, too.

E: A word

 

[UncleTusky]

There's definitely some tism involved as far as the rocking goes, but the back issues can be worked out over time. Of course, since he doesn't take care of himself, it's going to take a long time. His lower back muscles and hip rotators are probably stiff as an iron rod.

How confident are you that the back issues are real and more than just "that's what happens when you sit on your ass fifteen hours a day"? We know he's prone to exaggerating or downplaying his health problems as needed and he's just fucking weird so I'd like a professional to weigh in on this.

 

[Preferred Penne]

How confident are you that the back issues are real and more than just "that's what happens when you sit on your ass fifteen hours a day"? We know he's prone to exaggerating or downplaying his health problems as needed and he's just fucking weird so I'd like a professional to weigh in on this.

It's possible to get messed up from even a small fender bender, but most people who do at least make an attempt to recover from it. Phil's idea of recovery has been sitting upon butt playing vidya.

 

[gh0stzero]

Do your massages cum with a happy ending?

no faggot

Well someone had to ask.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

When Phil moved to Washington he brought many boxes and plastic totes filled with his stuff. After unpacking them, he left them in a pile in his garage. He couldn't put them away neatly because he has a bad back.

When he flew his parents out to visit, his dad finally put all the boxes and totes on a shelf. Phil was happy because he couldn't do it himself because he has a bad back.

Yet when Christmas comes around, Phil is able to haul out his artificial tree and multiple boxes filled with lights and ornaments. He can stand for a long period and bend and twist and lift while decorating his tree.

Almost seems like his bad back is an excuse not to do something he doesn't want to do.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

When Phil moved to Washington he brought many boxes and plastic totes filled with his stuff. After unpacking them, he left them in a pile in his garage. He couldn't put them away neatly because he has a bad back.

When he flew his parents out to visit, his dad finally put all the boxes and totes on a shelf. Phil was happy because he couldn't do it himself because he has a bad back.

Yet when Christmas comes around, Phil is able to haul out his artificial tree and multiple boxes filled with lights and ornaments. He can stand for a long period and bend and twist and lift while decorating his tree.

Almost seems like his bad back is an excuse not to do something he doesn't want to do.

What mahran nudnik detractors like you don't understand is that his bhek is bad or good depending on the concentration of pure Seattle Air in his current vicinity, if the air gets contaminated by Spokane, Tacoma or any other nearby air then it loses its magic touch.

0-10% Seattle Air
The most herniated disc ever recorded in human history, DSP risks breaking his spine if driving in a car for more than 3 minutes, post nasal drip reaching critical levels, snorts are so bad they can be heard across city blocks, all joints in his body become swollen due to gout, DSP forced to waddle around like an Emperor Penguin, can't even carry a gallon of milk without risking permanent injuries, the comb back completely fails to hide his bald spot, goatee becomes completely patchy, Phil is blind as a bat and can't even see past his nose.

11-60% Seattle Air (usual state of affairs)
All of the previously mentioned symptoms are still present. However, their effects are lessened drastically. Phil becomes able to carry a gallon of milk indicating the fact that he is fit.

61-95% Seattle Air
All of the bad effects listed above are lessened even more. Getting that groove back, getting that vibe back. Phil is able to carry heavy objects due to his bad back being almost completely healed. Snorting is down to a complete minimum and the snorts that do occur are very quiet. Gout almost completely cured. 2 gallons of milk can be effortlessly carried. Senses heightened, is able to come out on top as the top ranked US player in any fighting game tournament of his choosing at this very moment.

96-100% Seattle Air (has not yet been reached)
Groove and vibe are on an all time high. DSP gets a luscious mane and a thick beard. His back is completely healed and he gets newfound strength, is able to heave massive boulders and carry multiple gallons of milk without breaking a sweat. Gout and post nasal drip completely cured. Is able to walk like a normal human being now. Can win any fighting game tournament of his choosing by perfecting all of his opponents in every round. Perfect 20/20 vision.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Not sure if this is a correction, but it's a claim by Phil. He said he walked on his toes, which is why his legs are way more muscular than the rest of his body.

I wouldn't be surprised if his tiptoe-walking caused damage to his joints or musclegroups.

Interestingly enough toe walking as a child can be a sign of autism. And, whether it's true or not, I've heard it can stretch or somehow prevent your leg muscles from forming properly.

In other words no. Dave walking on his toes all the time as a child wouldn't have given him big legs unless he was also doing lots of squats or trained really hard on a stationary bike. Most likely he inherited his fat thighs from one of his parents.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Interestingly enough toe walking as a child can be a sign of autism. And, whether it's true or not, I've heard it can stretch or somehow prevent your leg muscles from forming properly.

In other words no. Dave walking on his toes all the time as a child wouldn't have given him big legs unless he was also doing lots of squats or trained really hard on a stationary bike. Most likely he inherited his fat thighs from one of his parents.

We've seen Phil's legs. There is nothing muscular about them.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

We've seen Phil's legs. There is nothing muscular about them.

His calves are pretty small that's for sure, never actually saw his thighs but figured that if he thought they were muscular they were really just fat.

 

[Brandon Isn’t Who I Am]

His arm looks like a straight line.

 

[TheTractor]

I've mentionned this briefly in a restream but his man tits are out of control. It's especially noticable with his disgusting tighter shirts.

 

[Schmeckel]

I've mentionned this briefly in a restream but his man tits are out of control. It's especially noticable with his disgusting tighter shirts.

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Sausage mode does that to a person.

 

[millais]

Is there an explanation for why his jaw always skews to one side when he opens his mouth all the way?

 

[Schmeckel]

Is there an explanation for why his jaw always skews to one side when he opens his mouth all the way?

It's likely that he could be diagnosed with a form of Bell's palsy. But he'd need to actually pony up a copay to go see a doctor in order to get to the bottom of it.

The mouth-droop is a good indicator that he's got something legitimate going on behind the scenes.

Edit: Remember, folks. Some legitimate actors have made it big despite their affliction. (Sylvester Stallone, milo Ventimiglia...). Sometimes it works to their favor. Other times, their condition makes it hard to break into the industry. Allegedly Stephen hawking was slated to be the Terminator no not really you fucking idiot , but couldn't due to his condition.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

I've mentionned this briefly in a restream but his man tits are out of control. It's especially noticable with his disgusting tighter shirts.

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If I had the willpower to plug in my gaming pc I would post the 5 second video of Phil shaking his tits where you can see them flopping side to side(he was playing a baseball game),maybe someone else has it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

His arm looks like a straight line.

Phil has noodle arms. He's never seriously lifted in his life.

There's a clip out there of him shaking his arms and you see the triceps just wobbling like jelly. It's quite revolting yet hypnotic at the same time.