🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I'm genuinely twitching in discomfort just imagining having a sweaty, dirty t-shirt creased up between my giant fat man titty and gut. Doesn't that seem horribly uncomfortable??? I can't even comprehend how people get that fat. If your shirt can get stuck under your boob, and you don't have a vagina, it's gotta be a fucking wake up call, right?
 
That's a proud gunt guardsman, protecting Ralph's home from Canadian invaders.
The guntguard fears the Leaf.

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A gentleman AND a scholar.
I think that's the one that shows the blueprint as the house being two rooms but that can't be right. I know there's pics a few hundred pages back of the house when it was a rental property. It's funny, because if PPP got shoah'd for showing the blueprint of the gunt's house, he lives in a two room shack.
 
I'm genuinely twitching in discomfort just imagining having a sweaty, dirty t-shirt creased up between my giant fat man titty and gut. Doesn't that seem horribly uncomfortable??? I can't even comprehend how people get that fat. If your shirt can get stuck under your boob, and you don't have a vagina, it's gotta be a fucking wake up call, right?
It is quite easy to get fat when you grow a habit of: eating nothing but junkfood; no exercise and; caring about internet eceleb politics. It is hard for most normal people with healthy social lives to break their routines. So these guys who surrounded by fatfucks have it extra hard due to being fat seeming to be the new normal for them.
 
Does anyone have any good pics of Dick Masterson? I've been looking for the picture of him from the Rekieta stream when he was screaming at PPP so hard that his face looked like a tomato.
A gift for Generous GameDevAnon, the man who gives so much. These were harder to find that i thought they would be.
 

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One year, 6 months, 15 days, and 1,379 pages ago we got our first glimpse of the real Ethan Ralph...
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I think one of the most pressing questions in all this is why would Ralph get so angry at Josh over a literal throwaway comment about corn? Perhaps we'll find out the real reason sooner rather than later...
I don't know if anyone has pointed this out before, but the full logo on Ralph's shirt says "King of Sports"
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A little extra layer of irony for your enjoyment.
 
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