🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Right Wing Boomer Squads said:
Surely the irony isn’t completely lost on him, posting this after dumping on Rand and Gator about their miscarriage and rent respectively, because he wanted a cheap shot at them?
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I am such a moron. I completely forgot about all of that.

Would someone be so kind as to remind me, the worst thing Sargon did was go to Donga and Kraut try some gay ops or whatever right? If I remember right the only other thing he did was say he was happy Ethan got banned because Ethan made fun of Sargon and his wife suffering a miscarriage.

The point I'm getting at is that Sargon at least had the excuse of doing some of his questionable and dumb things when he was going through the trauma of losing a child in utero and the powerlessness that comes with that. What's your excuse, supreme guntleman @theralph?
 
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Guntkvd said:
Attention all gamers, PPP is feeling down and he needs our help, this is serious. Put your hand on tv screen and say "I believe in PPP." three times and you will be blessed, hopefully, with another Ralph bully stream.
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Wake up your parents, I don't care if it's 4 AM where you live, run into their room with spaghetti sauce all over your shirt, wake up your mom and tell her "Mom, PPP needs your energy!" raise your hands in the air together and lend him your strength to end the gunt once and for all.
 
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Attention all Alogs. PPP is in great danger, and needs your help to beat the gunt. But to do this he needs ingredients for surger and a cheap cigar. To do this, all you need to do is pm me your credit card number, the 3 digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you gotta be quick, so PPP can beat back the gunt and achieve epic victory Royale.

Ralph Barnhardt said:
I am such a moron. I completely forgot about all of that.

Would someone be so kind as to remind me, the worst thing Sargon did was go to Donga and Kraut try some gay ops or whatever right? If I remember right the only other thing he did was say he was happy Ethan got banned because Ethan made fun of Sargon and his wife suffering a miscarriage.

The point I'm getting at is that Sargon at least had the excuse of doing some of his questionable and dumb things when he was going through the trauma of losing a child in utero and the powerlessness that comes with that. What's your excuse, supreme guntleman @theralph?
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Excuses are for people who at least have a little self respect.


Leedsotherkid said:
A bit off current topic but,.. when fi fi has to service the wart hog, who do you think has the job of holding the gunt out of the way? maybe some kind of rope/strap/pulley contraption..
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We all know it's gator.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
We all know it's gator.
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Imagine Gator’s face when Ralph realises he can replace Gator’s gunt-holding ability with a $15 purchase from Aliexpress
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PhoBingas said:
I'm not sure that the Chinese make XXXXL Girdles. I'm sure he's got enough lemons to talk about a custom order though.
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Maybe this is how he avoids the erectile dysfunction from his OnlyUseMeBlade-level alcoholism... a smaller girdle means more pressure to push more blood down to the ol’ Memphis Mauler.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Man this is all so weird and gay. I liked Ralph enough back when he was on Youtube and now... he gets a big yikes from me Chief. It's amazing to me that this all started because some sped accused Dick of...stealing information and blackmailing people to get money that they were owed? Now we find ourselves here with Ralph going full gunt due to a half serious joke about sacrificing him for corn. Was it a year ago that Null went to try to talk Ralph down from his drunken, self destruction and we got the "Ethan Ralph. It's me, Gator" bit?

Anywho, here's my contribution to this tard fire.

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Loyalty, I guess, is never EVER disagreeing with a distinguished guntleman or calling out his bullshit or acknowledging that the "enemy" may have a point.
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Any lead on who's the latest to turn on him? Or is he just waxing lyrical about how loyal his guntguards are?
 
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Gravityqueen4life said:
when the hell did Digi and Ralph get so close he ends up visiting and staying at his home? how dose his "alt right" viewers feel about Ralph being friends with a degenerate that reads anime child porn?
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Gotta be just like Daddy Dax. Null was truthful when he said there wasn't a strange clique. But that's just because he wasn't really invited.
 
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This has already been talked about briefly but Ralph and Digi (lives in Virginia Beach) have been hanging out irl for the past three weekends in a row. The irony in this being that both of their audiences would hate this (Digi's audience mainly being left leaning vs Ralph's right leaning).

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itsallsotiresome said:
I'm glad to see Digi spending money on glasses of Japanese whiskey while their finances plummet and they fail to fulfill business obligations. Priorities am i right?

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itsallsotiresome said:
Damn what is this the third week in a row Digi and May have hung out with Ralph? Something seems off about this whole situation.

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itsallsotiresome said:
lol so this pretty much confirms that Ralph is hanging out irl with Digi/May once again.
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Leedsotherkid said:
A bit off current topic but,.. when fi fi has to service the wart hog, who do you think has the job of holding the gunt out of the way? maybe some kind of rope/strap/pulley contraption..
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You forget Ethan Ralph's potent combination of misogyny and laziness. Clearly, guntholding is women's work. Or gator's work in the absence of women

GameDevAnon said:
@Jester69 just paused his video game stream so he could go take a piss. What a fucking amateur. Guy doesn't even have a piss jug at his battlestation.


Please mock him in the chat for this heresy.
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What is this even? Obviously @Jester69 should be streaming from his phone and continuing his rant of the moment when visiting the commode
 
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Jack Awful said:
If PPP unironically started taking donations, then it could be the end for him.

If the temptation of monetization was enough to end daddy Jim, it could easily seduce PPP.
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PPP has always had a paypig button on his bitchute. His asking for $100 seemed like a joke though. Regardless, if someone wants to give him money, he should be allowed to take it.
That said, if PPP quits his job and starts living off of patreon, that might be the deal breaker.
Grifting =/= accepting donations
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Man this is all so weird and gay. I liked Ralph enough back when he was on Youtube and now... he gets a big yikes from me Chief. It's amazing to me that this all started because some sped accused Dick of...stealing information and blackmailing people to get money that they were owed? Now we find ourselves here with Ralph going full gunt due to a half serious joke about sacrificing him for corn. Was it a year ago that Null went to try to talk Ralph down from his drunken, self destruction and we got the "Ethan Ralph. It's me, Gator" bit?

Anywho, here's my contribution to this tard fire.

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Loyalty, I guess, is never EVER disagreeing with a distinguished guntleman or calling out his bullshit or acknowledging that the "enemy" may have a point.
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This is an important tweet, because when Ralph becomes inconvenient Dax is going to roll his gunt into the ocean. It won't be some big explosion (unless it's entertaining). Dax will just slowly and quietly back away and he'll just stop returning Ralph's calls. Just you wait.
 
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