🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[instythot]

I don't meant to be an asshole but is Maker's Mark really that good? It's $15-$20/bottle, isn't that at boxed wine levels if you have a 1/2-1 bottle a day? That's a box of smokes and a cup of coffee a day, I don't drink regularly though so I have no idea what the difference with shit is.

Maker's functions exactly like a middle shelf liquor should: it doesn't make you wonder exactly how much lighter fluid is in the bottle like the Seagram's 7 will. This difference is pretty irrelevant when mixing your booze with high fructose corn syrup sodas instead of ice and a splash of water.

Really weird to insist on middle shelf booze to put in his mouth when he won't draw the line at literal garbage food

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yeah, Makers is "high end" to college kids and other people just finding out about booze which makes sense when you consider Ethans mental maturity. There's retarded amounts of high end whiskey and bourbon out there but it all comes down to personal taste at the end of the day. I'm not going to moral fag on good liquors though as I bet this fat faggot refills his makers bottles with kesslers to look like he's rolling in the lemons.

If you don't do that already Ralph, pretty solid idea.

 

[Curious Addie]

it's lower mid shelf. Top of the bourbon list is pappy van winkle, MM and woodford midshelf. Whatever Ethan filling his makers bottles with bottom

No, makers and woodford are top shelf. Ultra-premium is the official industry classification. Pappy is irrelevant unobtainium. If you see makers or woodford midshelf it's because you are in a large liquor store that carries a lot of expensive whiskey.

 

[Superman93]

I don’t want to talk too much about my private life, and I respect Nora too much to get into hers.

I don’t know if Ralph flags or not, I don’t really care.

I can answer your most important question though:
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Most of us don't have twitter and even if we did he would just delete the comments and block everyone so thats not gonna happen lmao

 

[Crystal Golem]

Reading his WSJ article from how long ago? Truly the height of relevance.

 

[TA0/]

I think he said he's drinking bulleit tonight which is even cheaper but I find it pretty nice and it really doesn't need a chaser.

While there's no excuse for using a chaser, especially for how much he drinks, he's probably slugging the shit out of hit in those sips.

Maker's functions exactly like a middle shelf liquor should: it doesn't make you wonder exactly how much lighter fluid is in the bottle like the Seagram's 7 will. This difference is pretty irrelevant when mixing your booze with high fructose corn syrup sodas instead of ice and a splash of water.

Really weird to insist on middle shelf booze to put in his mouth when he won't draw the line at literal garbage food

Ralph's a wigger, not three buck chuck, maddog2020, or e&j are status symbols too him.

 

[Sammich]

@theralph After all the shit you've talked about me, I feel sorry for you. You didn't know your dad, that dead faggot laid on his couch and melded into it for two weeks before anyone noticed the smell. If he was in your life, he was a weak cowardly faggot just like you. You need someone to slap the shit out of you and teach you how to be a man.

You need to stop making a goddamn fool of yourself and drinking yourself into a fucking stupor. If you are gonna drink, learn your limit and stick to it. Nothing wrong with getting a good buzz to liven up your show some. It's sad to see you black out drunk doing dumb shit on stream. A man doesn't act like this. A man handles himself well.

You need to stop stealing your mom's fucking pills, you goddamn leech. You need to move out on your own. A man doesn't live with his fucking mother and steal her pills. A man provides for himself and his mate.

You need to hire some talent for your worthless blog. Couple or three articles a week might pull traffic to your stream, and build a few loyal viewers/readers. A man doesn't let his website (that he seems to be proud of) fall into such a shit show. A man puts things out into the world.

You need to stop fucking these young and stupid whores. You drop your tiny cock into anyone that is kindly enough to let you, that's borderline perv shit. A man doesnt' fuck with kids, or the mentally infirm. A man has a woman by his side that adds to him, that is slightly better than him.

You need to stop taking this shit so seriously, and have some fun. You are so weak and fucking timid you block and ignore 90 percent of the shit thrown at you. A man doesn't get his feelings hurt over dumb shit. A man actually gives as good as he takes.


All in all, you are a fucking child living with his nearly dead piece of shit mom, dating a child, and streaming dumb shit on the internet. Sort your shit you fucking subhuman nigger.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

I don't meant to be an asshole but is Maker's Mark really that good? It's $15-$20/bottle, isn't that at boxed wine levels if you have a 1/2-1 bottle a day? That's a box of smokes and a cup of coffee a day, I don't drink regularly though so I have no idea what the difference with shit is.

I don't know. I probably should have said Woodwart Preserve but that might be rotgut too. We can all agreee on the atrocity from the Bronfmans

Yeah, Makers is "high end" to college kids and other people just finding out about booze which makes sense when you consider Ethans mental maturity. There's retarded amounts of high end whiskey and bourbon out there but it all comes down to personal taste at the end of the day. I'm not going to moral fag on good liquors though as I bet this fat faggot refills his makers bottles with kesslers to look like he's rolling in the lemons.

The variety of scotch available now is the same and even more expensive.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

No, makers and woodford are top shelf. Ultra-premium is the official industry classification. Pappy is irrelevant unobtainium. If you see makers or woodford midshelf it's because you are in a large liquor store that carries a lot of expensive whiskey.

I've had woodford, 1792 and widow jane. Oh and wild turkey. An old friend used to work for a liquor distributor so I got to try different things, I don't drink regularly though so I have no idea what a regular habit costs somebody at this point. I know some of the stuff my friend brought around was $70 a bottle though so $15-20 doesn't sound that bad but if you're drinking it every day it adds up.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Maker's functions exactly like a middle shelf liquor should: it doesn't make you wonder exactly how much lighter fluid is in the bottle like the Seagram's 7 will. This difference is pretty irrelevant when mixing your booze with high fructose corn syrup sodas instead of ice and a splash of water.

Really weird to insist on middle shelf booze to put in his mouth when he won't draw the line at literal garbage food

I'm sorry but I'm still laughing at "it doesn't make you wonder exactly how much lighter fluid is in the bottle like the Seagram's 7 will."

 

[Julay-chan]

Ladies and guntlemen... it's been a fantastic night. 8 channels have been sacrificed today to prove once and for all that Ralph is the real flaggot and the soy-filled bitch.
See you tomorrow.

 

[Ningen]

8 channels have been sacrificed today to prove once and for all that Ralph is the real flaggot and the soy-filled bitch.

its_not_tru.mp3

 

[Sammich]

No, makers and woodford are top shelf. Ultra-premium is the official industry classification. Pappy is irrelevant unobtainium. If you see makers or woodford midshelf it's because you are in a large liquor store that carries a lot of expensive whiskey.

I disagree. Makers and woodford are high end mid shelf. same with knob creek and larceny (all pretty decent choices between 20-30 per fifth) I'd say small batch barrel proof bourbons is what i consider top shelf. Elijah Craig Barrel proof, Bookers, maybe even stagg jr.. all around 50-75 per fifth.. Truly worth the money if you like bourbon but isn't really getting onto the ultra premium stuff. I don't mean to derail, but bourbon and scotch are something i care deeply about.


Try some Bookers barrel proof, and some 12 year old chivas (scotch whiskey) if you want to taste what good scotch and bourbon taste like.

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

Jim. He considers him to be principled, a father. ER has waded into the crap with Dax, aka his Degen Daddy Dax. He would probably assume it was just a joke.

What's worse was, Warski volunteered that he was himself an uber driver!

The following are his justifications for why Matt's still a loser for doing it:

1. I was only doing it for extra money for six months
2. I only did Uber Eats for three days, the rest of the time it was regular Uber
3. I probably have a better Uber rating than Matt anyway

I know I'm late because this thread moves at breakgunt speed, but he told Mike David he stopped because he heard Mike making fun of another guy for doing it, obviously a scum move meant to schmooze to Mike.

More likely than anything else, he doesn't have the discipline to do Uber for more than three days.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

@theralph After all the shit you've talked about me, I feel sorry for you. You didn't know your dad, that dead faggot laid on his couch and melded into it for two weeks before anyone noticed the smell. If he was in your life, he was a weak cowardly faggot just like you. You need someone to slap the shit out of you and teach you how to be a man.

You need to stop making a goddamn fool of yourself and drinking yourself into a fucking stupor. If you are gonna drink, learn your limit and stick to it. Nothing wrong with getting a good buzz to liven up your show some. It's sad to see you black out drunk doing dumb shit on stream. A man doesn't act like this. A man handles himself well.

You need to stop stealing your mom's fucking pills, you goddamn leech. You need to move out on your own. A man doesn't live with his fucking mother and steal her pills. A man provides for himself and his mate.

You need to hire some talent for your worthless blog. Couple or three articles a week might pull traffic to your stream, and build a few loyal viewers/readers. A man doesn't let his website (that he seems to be proud of) fall into such a shit show. A man puts things out into the world.

You need to stop fucking these young and stupid whores. You drop your tiny cock into anyone that is kindly enough to let you, that's borderline perv shit. A man doesnt' fuck with kids, or the mentally infirm. A man has a woman by his side that adds to him, that is slightly better than him.

You need to stop taking this shit so seriously, and have some fun. You are so weak and fucking timid you block and ignore 90 percent of the shit thrown at you. A man doesn't get his feelings hurt over dumb shit. A man actually gives as good as he takes.


All in all, you are a fucking child living with his nearly dead piece of shit mom, dating a child, and streaming dumb shit on the internet. Sort your shit you fucking subhuman nigger.

This is exactly the type of middle aged faggot that is appealing to high school rejects and losers that have nothing going for them. Just living the dream in his 30s still living with his ma and being edgy on the internet.

YOU CAN CUM OVA TO LIVE IN MAH HOUSE (my mom's house)! I CAN GIT YEW ALL THA LIQUOR AND PILLZ YOU WANT CAUSE MA DOESNT TELL ME WUT TO DEW. IMMA INDEPENDENT SELF MADE MAN LIVIN MUH BEST LYFE

 

[Superman93]

@theralph After all the shit you've talked about me, I feel sorry for you. You didn't know your dad, that dead faggot laid on his couch and melded into it for two weeks before anyone noticed the smell. If he was in your life, he was a weak cowardly faggot just like you. You need someone to slap the shit out of you and teach you how to be a man.

You need to stop making a goddamn fool of yourself and drinking yourself into a fucking stupor. If you are gonna drink, learn your limit and stick to it. Nothing wrong with getting a good buzz to liven up your show some. It's sad to see you black out drunk doing dumb shit on stream. A man doesn't act like this. A man handles himself well.

You need to stop stealing your mom's fucking pills, you goddamn leech. You need to move out on your own. A man doesn't live with his fucking mother and steal her pills. A man provides for himself and his mate.

You need to hire some talent for your worthless blog. Couple or three articles a week might pull traffic to your stream, and build a few loyal viewers/readers. A man doesn't let his website (that he seems to be proud of) fall into such a shit show. A man puts things out into the world.

You need to stop fucking these young and stupid whores. You drop your tiny cock into anyone that is kindly enough to let you, that's borderline perv shit. A man doesnt' fuck with kids, or the mentally infirm. A man has a woman by his side that adds to him, that is slightly better than him.

You need to stop taking this shit so seriously, and have some fun. You are so weak and fucking timid you block and ignore 90 percent of the shit thrown at you. A man doesn't get his feelings hurt over dumb shit. A man actually gives as good as he takes.


All in all, you are a fucking child living with his nearly dead piece of shit mom, dating a child, and streaming dumb shit on the internet. Sort your shit you fucking subhuman nigger.

Take it easy lol it's just some lolcow

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

This is exactly the type of middle aged faggot that is appealing to high school rejects and losers that have nothing going for them. Just living the dream in his 30s still living with his ma and being edgy on the internet.

YOU CAN CUM OVA TO LIVE IN MAH HOUSE (my mom's house)! I CAN GIT YEW ALL THA LIQUOR AND PILLZ YOU WANT CAUSE MA DOESNT TELL ME WUT TO DEW. IMMA INDEPENDENT SELF MADE MAN LIVIN MUH BEST LYFE

If the Ralpha male get booted from his mums (mom for you yanks) will he move in with Gator or the Vickers?

 

[The Soaker]

To answer the A.Q., he's slugging down E Dub this evening. Literally a step below Jack.

And why isn't Zoomergirl making him mixed drinks w/ the extra thick limes? Perhaps she's hanging with Mamma Ralph & getting her permission to rear her son's children..

Edit: TFW you chase with the lid on

 

[TA0/]

If the Ralpha male get booted from his mums (mom for you yanks) will he move in with Gator or the Vickers?

they all can't live in gators mom's house

 

[Psicopax]

A bit off current topic but,.. when fi fi has to service the wart hog, who do you think has the job of holding the gunt out of the way? maybe some kind of rope/strap/pulley contraption..

I think Faith has to prop Ralph up against the wall and use gravity to hold the gunt down and out of the way of the micro peen. That should make it so that faith can reach in with some utility gloves and be able to get a firm grip of the novelty sized hotdog between Ralph's legs. Sorry about the shit art quality but i have to draw it with a laptop mouse.