Kiwi Farms Reviews

[Darksy DePhil]

For the record, how many people have we "driven to off themselves"? I heard something about Sagal but I'm dimly aware that nothing from KF played a role in that.

There was also Julie Terryberry. Even though the thread on her was inactive for months until the suicide thing, so... none.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me,
Don’t hurt me,
No more.

 

[The Pink Panther]

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We love each other, right?

 

[Zarkov]

Damn son, when I joined the ebin Kiwi Farms to make fun of a fat autistic manchild I had no idea I'd actually be joining a secret cabal of highly trained assassins dedicated to ridding the world of insane obese men in drags.

I thought of backing out but it's too late now, the microbomb Null implanted in my neck would detonate if I tried to close my account. Nothing left to do but drive fat autogynephiles to suicide with my transphobic shitposts.

 

[Real Mutha For Ya]

The Farms mentioned extensively in despatches from the creepy LAL account / Archive Who is suspected to be associated with Vordrak
I can’t follow the ramblings of LAL, mainly because I can’t understand Makaton.
@Null is mentioned, but cannot see anything related in TTOTGDI.
Can anyone decipher what LAL is banging on about?

 

[drain]

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What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me,
Don’t hurt me,
No more.

I love how everyone just assumes that people who use KF are all sad no lives and jealous of the cows featured here. Bitch, a lot of users here browse this site while taking a shit or running errands or during breaks from work. They take this site too seriously.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

TFW you see an unexpected KF review while browsing reddit

from the /labourUK sub

 

[Real Mutha For Ya]

The Farms mentioned extensively in despatches from the creepy LAL account / Archive Who is suspected to be associated with Vordrak
I can’t follow the ramblings of LAL, mainly because I can’t understand Makaton.
@Null is mentioned, but cannot see anything related in TTOTGDI.
Can anyone decipher what LAL is banging on about?
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Ah it all becomes clear now - @Null did a Mad At The Internet YouTube post and helped a Britbong Exceptional in a court battle.

 

[Trig.Point]

The Farms mentioned extensively in despatches from the creepy LAL account / Archive Who is suspected to be associated with Vordrak
I can’t follow the ramblings of LAL, mainly because I can’t understand Makaton.
@Null is mentioned, but cannot see anything related in TTOTGDI.
Can anyone decipher what LAL is banging on about?
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It's interesting he mentions the MP Nigel Evans, who was indeed charged with Sexual assault a few years back.

If you want to know how bad Brit Bong land is, the guy he was accused of raping insisted that it wasn't rape. However the Police and prosecution decided they knew better. Once the details were released Evans reputation recovered quite quickly, and he's still a very popular back bencher. There are a lot of theories about why the Met police went after Evans, but most people agree he was a stupid target, and what happened was entirely predictable.

The reaction from the Crown Prosectution service aftewards was 'fuck you we don't explain ourselves' the then head of the CPS decided a year later to become an MP and Sir Keir Starmer is now leader of the Labour party. The media aren't allowed to ask him any questions about his time as head of CPS, where he ignored the organised mass rape of children, to concentrate on rapes with no victim.

 

[An Ghost]

For the record, how many people have we "driven to off themselves"? I heard something about Sagal but I'm dimly aware that nothing from KF played a role in that.

Julie Terryberry, who was abandoned by her family, autistic, and her boyfriend who was 10 years older was physically abusive and took her disability checks and trooned out.
Elizabeth Waite, who didnt have a thread here. Trans. Habitual suicide baiter. TLL frequent flyer, including attempting while on hold. TLL paraded her death for funding. When her widow asked TLL to stop and help donate to cremation costs, they attacked her too. K-farmers actually did donate.
Chloe, yeah, who had isolated herself from the trans support network through various scams and manipulation. Was kicked out of her apartment for threatening her roomies with a machete a day before her suicide.
I think somebody even tried to implicate us in the death of one of the heartily hooligans. Or chance for eating himself to death.
Obviously these are all our fault.

 

[AnOminous]

Julie Terryberry, who was abandoned by her family, autistic, and her boyfriend who was 10 years older was physically abusive and took her disability checks and trooned out.

He was more sinister than that. He had a strangulation fetish and got her into breath play, basically teaching her how to hang herself.

 

[Zarkov]

People who blame us for Chance's death are just in complete denial. That fat fuck's stated goal in life was to eat until he died. The mere thought of choking on his own fat would make him hard. He got that he wanted in the end.

He was carted off to the hospital several times, he was told by doctors to stop, we even told him to stop, and he chose to double down on his fetish instead. Because that's what lolcows do.

 

[janekop]

14 year olds on tiktok discussing KF - context is a video about the transwoman in 100 gecs but they’re talking about singer nicole dollanganger

 

[CatParty]

 

[George Orson Welles]

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This tweet makes absolutely no sense, nobody does this other than hardcore powerlevel-ers who then get laughed at for doing so, so this is either;
1. Projection
or 2. Just utter bullshit spewing to see where it goes.
I can honestly say with full faith that it's most likely both.

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

Literally who is this person. A site search for "dubsteppenwolf" brings up nothing. She thinks we think she's a tranny I guess?

 

[nekrataal]

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Literally who is this person. She thinks we think she's a tranny?

Just a beandog weird twitter sped.

 

[Dyn]

Literally who is this person. A site search for "dubsteppenwolf" brings up nothing. She thinks we think she's a tranny I guess?

I think we're getting to the point where Null should implement a self-serve doxing form for attention-starved idiots to fill out their details into and get a thread auto-generated for them.

 

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Puppetmotel doesn't seem to understand that there's also multi-part and hour long videos on Mussolini, and I can assure you that the creator doesn't like him nor will be known by a long-dead fascist leader. You don't have to be emotionally fueled to talk about something interesting.

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Literally who is this person. A site search for "dubsteppenwolf" brings up nothing. She thinks we think she's a tranny I guess?

They may have been posted about in the trans general thread, which is near-exclusively used for a quick laugh. People barely care enough to archive, let alone mention the person by name, but that just makes it all the more stunning how he managed to find himself on there unless he's actively sifting through the thread.

 

[George Orson Welles]

They may have been posted about in the trans general thread, which is near-exclusively used for a quick laugh. People barely care enough to archive, let alone mention the person by name, but that just makes it all the more stunning how he managed to find himself on there unless he's actively sifting through the thread.

My dude, we all know that's what they're doing, gotta get that dopamine somehow, eh?