Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

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Second part, if I was sure the one on the right wasn't a dude that's totally up my alley. Not so much the one on the left though. That last one, look I used wear a fedora with certain suits I own years ago but these internet motherfuckers are legit dedicated to making fedoras never acceptable in any circumstance ever. Fucking punk spike horns, please kill me.
 
What's a stimboard and how is it supposed to help with autism? I looked it up and it's just a bunch of gifs.
"Focus and unfocus your eyes" I just take off my glasses.

These larpers been mentioned yet? This crowd is basically tumblr witchcraft but 2edgy4u satanist boooooo :woo:
EA Koeting channel reads like a like Pick up artist's goth phase. He has a forum where wicked epic warlocks become living gods and teach each other how to get cute grills through love spells and summon qt succubus waifus to have sex with.

He also sells books and it becomes rather apparent that he is running some form of online cult and i wonder how much he is milking those people. Much of its stuff seem to be ripped directly from horror movies, Hot Topic and vampire the masquerade , it has the popurri vibe you'd expect but the marketing is like of those self help scammers you often see orbiting shy people, feels very premeditated and corporate.




This is how an "aspiring sex goddess" look by the way . Looks like a regular ho to me

She is a spellcrafter master of the ancient secrets of the fat girl angle shot

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These people are not attractive and I would not bang them.
 
Has Systlin been posted yet?
The original post about it:
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Various asks about it:
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"I've met that god and sucked his dick and you're wrong" would be an excellent random.txt
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An anon with an iota of sanity gets shut down:
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And my personal fave, would love a kiwi jew to express their thoughts on this one
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TL;DR 31 year old witchblr woman who has somehow become a tumblr funnyman (complete with a 22 subscriber Patreon lol) thinks that having wet dreams about her OCs spitroasting her is communing with the Nordic pantheon
 
Has Systlin been posted yet?
The original post about it:
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Various asks about it:
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"I've met that god and sucked his dick and you're wrong" would be an excellent random.txt
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An anon with an iota of sanity gets shut down:
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And my personal fave, would love a kiwi jew to express their thoughts on this one
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TL;DR 31 year old witchblr woman who has somehow become a tumblr funnyman (complete with a 22 subscriber Patreon lol) thinks that having wet dreams about her OCs spitroasting her is communing with the Nordic pantheon
I just want to know how these people think this is real? Like, do they randomly start orgasming at work when Loki is horny?!
 
Thankfully there's actual footage available:

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Seriously, though, how many fetishes did this movie kick off?
Has Systlin been posted yet?
The original post about it:
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Various asks about it:
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"I've met that god and sucked his dick and you're wrong" would be an excellent random.txt
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An anon with an iota of sanity gets shut down:
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And my personal fave, would love a kiwi jew to express their thoughts on this one
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TL;DR 31 year old witchblr woman who has somehow become a tumblr funnyman (complete with a 22 subscriber Patreon lol) thinks that having wet dreams about her OCs spitroasting her is communing with the Nordic pantheon
I seriously wonder how many women who are older than ~25 are doing this as a form of maladaptive daydreaming. (Vice article but actually decent content)
Some relevant excerpts:
This wasn't the stuff of everyday mind wandering. These were hyper real, minutely detailed scripts that played on the walls of their minds for great chunks of their waking hours. They dreamed of idealized versions of themselves. Of close friendships, fame, romance, rescue and escape. Famous actors and singers dotted their dreamscapes.
They engaged in repetitive movements—pacing, rocking, spinning, throwing a ball up in the air. And they played emotionally charged music, explaining that it helped trigger and prolong their favorite scenarios.
What worried Somer wasn't the intensity of the activity, or even the time spent doing it. "Most people daydream," he says from his office in Haifa. "It's a normal phenomena, which like any other psychiatric phenomena is distributed along a spectrum of normal to abnormal." And his patients weren't showing any signs of psychosis or schizophrenia; even mid-daydream they knew it wasn't real.
Sarah from New Zealand is lonely and depressed, but also in love: Her boyfriend, Paul, was just one of the many people in her daydreams at first—a character she plucked from her favourite TV show. But now he is everything to her, up to five hours at a time.
That this sounds profoundly strange is not lost on her. "I mean, he literally doesn't exist. I know that," she emails. "But he's the ideal love I know I'll never have. The thought of him really comforts me when I'm in any form of emotional distress. It truly pains me to know I'll never be with him. I've given up on the idea of a boyfriend because I feel like no one could ever compare."
 
Has Systlin been posted yet?
The original post about it:
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Various asks about it:
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"I've met that god and sucked his dick and you're wrong" would be an excellent random.txt
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An anon with an iota of sanity gets shut down:
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And my personal fave, would love a kiwi jew to express their thoughts on this one
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TL;DR 31 year old witchblr woman who has somehow become a tumblr funnyman (complete with a 22 subscriber Patreon lol) thinks that having wet dreams about her OCs spitroasting her is communing with the Nordic pantheon
This is 110 percent cringe but im kind of curious about their experience? Like i wanna know what it is that they are doing that they have to say "a literal deity is fucking me" obviously they arent fucking a God but i wanna know what they did to make them feel like they are. Unless, of course, theyre lying through their teeth just to make a post on tumblr to seem "cool" to the other weirdos.
I hope that made sense oof
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Shes married? Imagine being cucked by imaginary friends. Poor husband. :(
 
This is 110 percent cringe but im kind of curious about their experience? Like i wanna know what it is that they are doing that they have to say "a literal deity is fucking me" obviously they arent fucking a God but i wanna know what they did to make them feel like they are. Unless, of course, theyre lying through their teeth just to make a post on tumblr to seem "cool" to the other weirdos.
I hope that made sense oof
If I had to guess it's just a normal wet dream but they interpret the dreams as being from Odin and whatnot
 
Has Systlin been posted yet?
The original post about it:
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Various asks about it:
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"I've met that god and sucked his dick and you're wrong" would be an excellent random.txt
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An anon with an iota of sanity gets shut down:
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And my personal fave, would love a kiwi jew to express their thoughts on this one
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TL;DR 31 year old witchblr woman who has somehow become a tumblr funnyman (complete with a 22 subscriber Patreon lol) thinks that having wet dreams about her OCs spitroasting her is communing with the Nordic pantheon
The "pathetic" rating doesn't exist for this adult woman pretending to fuck gods for validation on Tumblr doesn't exist so lunacy will have to suffice.
 
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Seriously, though, how many fetishes did this movie kick off?

I seriously wonder how many women who are older than ~25 are doing this as a form of maladaptive daydreaming. (Vice article but actually decent content)
Some relevant excerpts:


I went through artschool when tumblr was taking off and i also was am a bit of a sped for fantasy and mythology so i met a lot of people who gravitated towards these things.

The Common pattern, not surpringsingly, is an extensive background of role playing of all sorts, that is the very root of it all, they want to turn life into their roleplaying for various reasons, could be boredom or escapism or a defense mechanism for serious abuse they suffered. What drive people to syncretic new age beliefs and new age fads is usually that drove them to spend so much time doing rp.

Mostly 3 types of girls or a combination:
-The closeted sperg who actually watches a lot of anime and plays a bit too much sims and wow but won't admit it and will just say all her jumbled newfound spiritual beliefs come from some deep realizations and epiphanies or that psychich abylities run in her family or whatnot rather than she is making it up as she goes along from fantasy lore because she is a geek.
Actually my best friend from around that time turned out to be a massive nerd in WoW, she didn't even play normally or leveled up but went in just to chat and roleplay 100% and she was not the type you would expect to be so invested. She was also a closet weeb and even i didn't knew the whole extent, she was great at hiding powerlevel. She was weird sometimes but in a fun way.

-The prissy pastel goth who is just a bit too nostalgic for sailor moon, reads her horoscope on instagram and thinks quartz are cute and aesthetic without going much deeper. And honestly i agree, the witchy aesthetic can be very comfy. Lots of former emo girls who learned about fashion and makeup and started collecting succulents and pretty rocks. "adulting is hard uwu"

-The unironical sperg who has the entire cluster B catalog and is just kinda sad but also a lolcow. Nothing but magical thinking, every day a new weird tall tale that contradicts the last one, sexually abused, drugs probably involved. The worst bitches i've met, holy shit. The worst part is they seem wild and creatively energetic then you realize you just met them at a manic high and that if you choose to be friends with them they will constantly create trouble for you.

All three would have clocked a million hours in stuff like the gaia online, blogs, livejournal, deviantart, rp forums, anonymous chatrooms(with all the anonymous cybersex) , etc to the point it became a second skin and bled over into their irl personality. If you hang around that side of the internet for long enough and go deep enough all the weird non ironical sects and cults and weird people who marry ghosts pop up of the woodwork, obviously just a tiny minority will fall through the rabbit hole but conservatives kinda have a point about dnd and harry potter being gateways for lonely introverted kids to fall for proselytizing loonies and behaviors that indulge mental illness. Fundies just jealous they have competition in the crazy cult field
 
But isn't Zeus like an immortal God?
They're just candles, it's not that deep.
I don't know about that, doctors sometimes will diagnose you with diabetes while you are fat.
Why would you need to pay for this stuff?! From my research, these things are mostly made of kitchen herbs.
What's the life cycle of a spell jar? Buy shit from the dollar store, put crap inside, leave on shelf, then [mystery]
 
What's the life cycle of a spell jar? Buy shit from the dollar store, put crap inside, leave on shelf, then [mystery]
[your parents find it, throw it away because it smells like rotten period blood then you throw a major hissy fit]

okay, godfuckers

Does Allah fuck, and if so, is it consensual?
Allah is an oppresive abrahmanic patriarcal social construct sweaty so of course is rape, they/them Bishoujo Djinns is where is at.
 
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