Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Rotollo]

You could put together a list of lolcow behaviors that all lolcows do, and create a "how to be a lolcow" tutorial. But it would be pointless, because somehow, all lolcows come pre-programmed with exactly these behaviors. It's eerie. Are they growing them in a vat somewhere?

Personally I would rather go down the ai generated lolcow path, combine it with deep fake tech and vocal AIs, the possibilities are endless

You can't blame the guy, looking at his engagement this is the most attention he's had in months.

yeah true, any number is greater than zero

 

[High Tea]

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At least now we know that both Dax and Marie pay their taxes.

Or we know why NP2 got flagged as possible laundering

 

[Sped Xing]

yeah true, any number is greater than zero

I would argue that our attentions are negative, and therefore less than zero, but they never see it that way. Only a lolcow deals in absolutes.

 

[What has to be done]

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At least now we know that both Dax and Marie pay their taxes.

Maddax saying something like this would make me expect he avoids paying his taxes. He loves to talk about muh dick and this is just another example. Report him to the IRS like the ewhore he is.

 

[JewBacca]

Or we know why NP2 got flagged as possible laundering

It wouldn't shock me if he tried pulling the same scam he does with his Patreon. Setup a bunch of dummy accounts to funnel money through. Someone complained which caused someone to look closer at the account and transactions and noped the fuck out of that deal.

Patreon uses a huge bank unlike NP2, their bank wouldn't really notice and even if they did, its a paltry sum in the grand scheme.

 

[Sped Xing]

Or, maybe it's a dumb joke from someone who hates taxes.


Nah, our half-baked money laundering fanfiction has to be true.

 

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Bet you he's a small time drug dealer, he also is a junkie and all junkies should fucking hang.

This is why the only good Dick Show hangeron is Crippled 'Jesus' (PBUH). He has good taste in women and an actually original schtick (being genetically broken) unlike all the rest.

 

[Not Even Twice]

You can tell a lot about someone in the kind of insult they resort to when dealing with strangers, it often shows what primarily occupies their own mind.

Dax and his pets always seem to fall back on the same old themes in their insults. Small dicks, inability to interact normally with women and similar beta behaviour. Oh and being a pedo.

 

[Sped Xing]

I wouldn't be an incel if the Chads weren't hogging all the Jim Carrey lookalikes for themselves!

 

[Crystal Golem]

Lil Dick is trying so hard to play to both sides of the fence he's attracting antifa goons. Whatever protest hoe he's trying to bang I hope she's better looking than Marie.

Spoiler: Pic

https://archive.ph/lFRL3

Also I loled.

https://archive.ph/R8QVb

 

[Love Machine]

Pure desperation to keep his relevancy ticket alive.

https://archive.is/fkBiB

 

[Quorthon]

Oh, look. Hes talking about Maddox again.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's weird because I agree with the points he's making about how police shouldn't just kill people, but he's going to end up with #BLM rainbow flag in his profile any second now.

He also had a little tiff with Rand, lovable scamp that he is.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Somebody dropped a bunch of transparent dick images either in this thread or the ralph one does anyone remember where they were. Kicking myself for not saving at the time.

 

[Love Machine]

It's weird because I agree with the points he's making about how police shouldn't just kill people, but he's going to end up with #BLM rainbow flag in his profile any second now.

He also had a little tiff with Rand, lovable scamp that he is.
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even as a gunt guard, rand is fucking based.

 

[Vetti]

It's weird because I agree with the points he's making about how police shouldn't just kill people, but he's going to end up with #BLM rainbow flag in his profile any second now.

He also had a little tiff with Rand, lovable scamp that he is.
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Imagine being dunked on by Rand. I KNEW ABOUT JIM GOAD!

 

[Sped Xing]

Oh, look. Hes talking about Maddox again.

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Well, what else is he going to do? Dick isn't interesting. Maddox is interesting when he does stuff, but he's mostly gone silent, so all Dick can do is try to remember stories.

 

[Quorthon]

Somebody dropped a bunch of transparent dick images either in this thread or the ralph one does anyone remember where they were. Kicking myself for not saving at the time.

They are in the Ralph thread. Gotta be like a hundred pages ago. I wanted to grab those, too.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Somebody dropped a bunch of transparent dick images either in this thread or the ralph one does anyone remember where they were. Kicking myself for not saving at the time.

They are in the Ralph thread. Gotta be like a hundred pages ago. I wanted to grab those, too.

Here:

A gift for Generous GameDevAnon, the man who gives so much. These were harder to find that i thought they would be.

 

[Crystal Golem]

https://archive.ph/D6I2u

https://archive.vn/RFkbv

https://archive.vn/AnhRH

https://archive.vn/pldB3
Am I sensing some sexual frustration here? Couldn't be cause Dax is such a chad. Talking about sucking dicks 3 out of 4 posts with the 4th being a hack explosive coom joke are just things that every chad does. R-right?