Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[SimoH]

Oh shit, I am TOTALLY getting around to reading all 1800 pages of the thread, prior to my participation, just to be sure I don't say anything that hasn't already been said 4 years ago.

Calm down retard, I was just making an observation, no need to get defensive since it wasn't aimed at anyone in particular.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I believe the term you're looking for is something along the lines of a Pick Up Artist, usually those types avoid deeper relationships because they distrust women.

Maybe. I always saw PUA as pathetic. They are told to act alpha, but have no idea what an alpha is.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Thank you!

Based on the HaveIBeenPwnd post shared earlier I decided to use my DarkNet connections and my deep friendship with the internet terrorist NULL to get a hand on the password list. (I just searched on piratebay and found this file: exploit.in)

Low and behold his old email "evaxephon@mail.com" and password are on the list. Sadly the password for is email must have changed since then and I couldn't log in. The only thing I could do, was to login into an unused disqus account, that had 0 posts.

Then you mentioned this post with a number of alleged reddit accounts belonging to him. So I decided to try the password on them. To my big surprise, it actually worked on 1 of them. I gained access to u/HurtForTheLastTime.

So I can confirm that about 9 years ago he used this reddit account.

I don't have the time to screenshot all of his posts, so you guys better do that your self, if you value it.

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This was 9 years ago and he was younger back then. He wonders why he can't find a girlfriend, even though he has all those good qualities. So he asks other people what might be going wrong.
This is fine. Its healthy to seek out the help of others. Its typical adolescence stuff for guys who just aren't popular with women and don't know why.

Now the part you have all been waiting for. While I posted a link to the password db and its all there in plain txt, its also 10GB large and ain't noone got time for that. What do you thing a weeb with an evangelion user name has a password?

Spoiler: Please make a guess first

I give you a hint. Its the name of a female lead in the show. (Of course it is)

Spoiler: Got it?t

Her creator describes her as follows: "lives life so lightly as to barely allow the possibility of a human touch"
She also has night blue hair.

Spoiler: You didn't google search it just now right?

Alright here is the answer. His password is

Spoiler: You didn't google search it just now right?

misato

You may log into HurtForTheLastTime reddit account. I dont care and didn't change a thing.
However now that eva knows that we know this info is probably going to be worthless fast.

Well that didn't last long

Not to be that guy but saying "Hey here's the password everybody" before archiving anything, on a thread that's actively watched by the yansim-tards, was a dumb idea.

Wasted opportunity.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Spoiler: NSFL Pics

edit to not double post the first part of the blog was posted on the exact same day he sent the tweet
http://blog.livedoor.jp/maxell011/archives/1939664.html (Archive)

Edit2: now I need to go erase my history

Why are all the penises breadsticks?

 

[RIP Elliot]

That reddit account was gold, it's a shame no one archived.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

That reddit account was gold, it's a shame no one archived.

Archiving would have been easy if it wasn't announced with a giant neon sign that the account was compromised. That stuff can't been done in the window of maybe 30 minutes that we just had, either, in the middle of the afternoon in America.

Whomever is watching this thread, tell Alex I send my regards.

 

[RIP Elliot]

Yep, it's unfortunate.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

>I usually only spend money on important things
Like sex dolls?

Also, when I was searching for a picture of Mai Waifu, I stumbled upon an r/osana post claiming to have found an old post of Alex's where he decides to buy a sex doll. This led to a very old post of somebody linking Alex's account to various other Reddit accounts. Most of the accounts are dead, but one of them is still active. (archive) There might be some interesting stuff in there, so I'm going to try and archive it all.

That CryptoZookeeper account seems to be playing a certain game which a certain "game" "developer" bought a second Switch for.
He also seems to live in the US and play Warframe, which Alex also played.
He also either has or used to have GTX 970, which Alex also has/had.
He also was 28 in February 2017, and so was Alex.
However.
According to a screenshot of his Facebook, CryptoZookeeper 's first name is Chris.
CryptoZookeeper claims to be a member (at least as of 2013) of a band called The Grand Cannons, which, according to their Bandcamp, is based in New York and doesn't have a Mahan as a member, but has a Chris, Chris Babbino. I also found Babbino's LinkedIn profile that matches the picture from that Facebook screenshot.

I think that the most likely explanation is that CZ used to be an old fan of Alex, with a somewhat similar taste. but unlike Alex, he grew up to be a productive member of society.
Hey Chris! I think you're cool.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Archiving would have been easy if it wasn't announced with a giant neon sign that the account was compromised. That stuff can't been done in the window of maybe 30 minutes that we just had, either, in the middle of the afternoon in America.

Whomever is watching this thread, tell Alex I send my regards.

Alex didn't delete the account, he just activated 2FA. Here's the archive.

https://archive.md/q4jmI

 

[at least its C+]

I didn't have the opportunity to archive but I did take some screenshots of anything I found particularly funny.

Spoiler: Screenshots

One thing I enjoy is that he upvoted every single one of his own replies.
Edit: Apprently Reddit autolikes posts, didn't know that.

His upvotes is just a lot of clickbait about tits & "Busty Babes"™, but nothing super interesting. His one and only downvote was some girl showing off a weed pipe which was strange.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

I didn't have the opportunity to archive but I did take some screenshots of anything I found particularly funny.

Spoiler: Screenshots

One thing I enjoy is that he upvoted every single one of his own replies.
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His upvotes is just a lot of clickbait about tits & "Busty Babes"™, but nothing super interesting. His one and only downvote was some girl showing off a weed pipe which was strange.

All of his posts were already archived two years ago except for his minecraft one, where he insulted everybody for being mean to his main account. I just archived it.

https://archive.md/naCVc

 

[Audioponics🎵⛲]

Y'all want the content? Its not much and not very interesting. But proofs his inceldom.
Well here ya go (thats literally all there is)
Didn't think it would happen this fast. He isn't even awake now. But I got all I wanted out of it.

Spoiler: timeline

Today I saw more of a blatant lack of reddiquette in r minecraft than ever before The people who wrote the comments in this thread should feel disgusted with themselves You guys need to learn how to grow up and have some common decency by HurtForTheLastTime in Minecraft

HurtForTheLastTime S 4 points 9 years ago

Regardless of whether or not the OP was right or wrong in his decisions he didn t come to r Minecraft claiming he made the right choices he came to r Minecraft to expose what he d done and learn if he was in the wrong

He doesn t deserve to be insulted in every comment You guys can disgust me sometimes

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Today I saw more of a blatant lack of reddiquette in r minecraft than ever before The people who wrote the comments in this thread should feel disgusted with themselves You guys need to learn how to grow up and have some common decency reddit com

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Is it possible to be attracted to someone who is not exhibiting selfconfidence by HurtForTheLastTime in relationship advice

HurtForTheLastTime S 1 point 9 years ago

You are rude

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Is it possible to be attracted to someone who is not exhibiting selfconfidence by HurtForTheLastTime in relationship advice

HurtForTheLastTime S 2 points 9 years ago

I edited my post is it ontopic now

I was hoping to have someone explain to me why confidence is so necessary

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Is it possible to be attracted to someone who is not exhibiting selfconfidence by HurtForTheLastTime in relationship advice

HurtForTheLastTime S 1 point 9 years ago

I like everything about myself except for the fact that I am single I am ashamed of myself because I don t have a girlfriend If I had a girlfriend I wouldn t be ashamed of myself anymore and I wouldn t be lonely anymore because I d have a partner

So yes having a relationship would solve all of my life s problems because I only have ONE problem which is not being in a relationship

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Ladies of Reddit is low selfconfidence so much of a deal breaker that it overrides any other redeeming qualities by noobstu in relationship advice

HurtForTheLastTime 1 point 9 years ago

This is the most stupid argument you could possibly make

Derp derp if you can t love country music how could ANYONE ever love country music Derrrrrp

Just because he can t love himself that doesn t mean that he has no redeeming qualities and that there is no reason for anyone to ever love him It means that there is something preventing HIM from loving HIMSELF which may be completely irrelevant to other people

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HurtForTheLastTime S 1 point 9 years ago

But the sidebar says it s okay to ask Relationship questions that s what my questions are about starting a relationship and if confidence is necessary for it

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HurtForTheLastTime S 1 point 9 years ago

If you haven t eaten food in days you re desperate for food

If you ve stayed awake for several days you re desperate for a bed

If you have to use the restroom and you ve been holding it in for hours you re desperate for a toilet

If you are sexually repressed and you ve never had positive attention from a female you re desperate for a relationship

It s causeandeffect Too bad other people think it s creepy

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HurtForTheLastTime S 1 point 9 years ago

I ask a lot of questions that appear to be about the same subject Why aren t women attracted to me is answered with opinions about what makes a man attractive I follow this up with What makes a man attractive to gain more information and hear the word confidence a lot So then I ask Why is confidence attractive and I hear what sounds like rhetoric So I ask What do people mean when they say that confidence is attractive to hear more concrete answers Then I question whether or not confidence is a positive trait so I ask What s the difference between confidence and arrogance and then I learn the difference Now that I realize confidence is a positive trait I lament because I lack confidence So I ask How do I gain confidence and none of the answers work for me Then I wonder if confidence really is necessary so I ask Is it possible to be attracted to someone who is not selfconfident

It s not that I m looking for a specific answer It s not that I m just waiting for someone to say You re a great catch and all those evil women out there are conspiring to keep you single because they are bitches A beautiful girl will fall into your lap any day now with every piece of advice I hear I want to learn more about the reasoning behind it Asking if it s possible to be attracted to someone without confidence is just another step towards understanding why I have to become confident or if it s necessary

Occasionally people notice that I make so many topics about the same general subject and become angry with me Then I don t get advice anymore and I only hear insults Then I have to stop making threads on Reddit for a couple of months and then return and continue my line of questioning in the hope that no one will remember me

Didn t work I guess

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HurtForTheLastTime S 2 points 9 years ago

I should post a comment to address a statement that I predict someone will make

If you don t like yourself why should I like you

Because my reason for disliking myself may be irrelevant to you

For example I don t like myself because I m 22 and I ve never had a girlfriend and that makes me feel ashamed of myself However that probably doesn t matter to anyone else The reason I dislike myself is most likely irrelevant to other people Also just because I have a reason to dislike myself that doesn t mean that other people will have no reasons to like me

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Reddit I honestly do not see any reason why I should not buy a RealDoll If no one can give me any good reasons why I should not buy a RealDoll I m going to go ahead and order one by deleted in AskReddit

HurtForTheLastTime 1 point 9 years ago

Really ugly Ears that stick all the way out giant nose enormous overbite My bottom teeth are a full one inch behind my front teeth and I have no chin whatsoever I also have horribly jagged pointy teeth so my smile looks horrendous

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I am lonely and depressed because I am single Women are not attracted to guys who are lonely and depressed If I had a girlfriend I wouldn t be lonely and depressed anymore but no girls will give me a chance because I am so sad and unhappy How do I escape this Catch 22 self TwoXChromosomes

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Confidence by dotajames in pics

HurtForTheLastTime 1 point 9 years ago

Heh heh This is exactly what I think of when people tell me to be more confident around women

I am confident around women and they still reject me nonetheless

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If no woman has ever shown attraction to me should I just give up on ever having a girlfriend by HurtForTheLastTime in TwoXChromosomes

HurtForTheLastTime S 7 points 9 years ago

I should have mentioned this in the original post sorry I m 22

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I am lonely and depressed because I am single Women are not attracted to guys who are lonely and depressed If I had a girlfriend I wouldn t be lonely and depressed anymore but no girls will give me a chance because I am so sad and unhappy How do I escape this Catch 22 self TwoXChromosomes

submitted 9 years ago by HurtForTheLastTime

I dislike bragging and I place high value in being humble The last thing I want is to be perceived as arrogant or egotistical so I never show off and I almost never say positive things about myself For this one post I m going to break that rule and describe my positive attributes

I m young and healthy I m financially secure I did well in high school and college I have a job in the industry I love and I enjoy what I do at work I get a lot of time to enjoy my favorite hobbies I m proud of my accomplishments and I like who I am

I have everything I ve ever wanted except for one thing There is only ONE thing missing from my life Because this is the ONLY problem in my life it is the biggest problem by default I m happy with who I am but I m unhappy as long as I m missing this one thing

A woman to love and be loved by A woman to share my life and experiences with

I have been told many times that I am an ugly looking guy which makes it very hard for me to feel like I could ever be an attractive person No woman has ever flirted with me or shown signs of attraction to me so I don t feel as though I am appealing to women Because I ve never had my first kiss or first date by age 22 I feel like I m unwanted and undesirable Because everyone else has had romantic experiences but me I feel insecure and inferior to other guys

I can be confident about everything else in my life but not women I m nervous and anxious and scared around women I m fine around friends and co workers but I m terrified of embarrassing myself or being rejected by women I love everything about my life except my involuntary bachelorhood Because it is the only problem with my life it s always on my mind and it s always bothering me

Women are attracted to confident men and I m not confident in myself because women aren t attracted to me I ve got everything I ve ever wanted and I have a lot of things going for me by all means I should be a happy person but I feel badly about myself because I m single I am very lonely and my 100 rejection streak with women just makes me feel worse about myself I probably project an aura of self pity and desperation which just scares women off even more

Ladies aren t attracted to guys that are depressed but I wouldn t be depressed anymore if only a girl would like me

Ladies aren t attracted to guys who are under confident but I would be bursting with self confidence if only a girl would like me

Ladies aren t attracted to guys who are insecure but I would no longer have any reason to feel insecure if only a girl would like me

Ladies aren t attracted to guys who are not happy with their lives but I would be extremely happy with my life if only a girl would like me

Ladies aren t attracted to guys who pity themselves but I would have no reason to feel pity for myself if only a girl would like me

The only way for my life to improve is if a girl likes me but women refuse to like me because I m depressed and lack self confidence which only THEY can cure by giving me a chance It feels like women are disallowing me from finding happiness

I don t think that I m entitled to attention from women but I find it horribly depressing that all women pass me over just because I m missing self confidence I think I would be a wonderful boyfriend if only a girl would give me a chance but they won t

How do I escape this Catch 22 that I ve fallen into

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submitted 9 years ago by HurtForTheLastTime

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For years I have felt badly about myself because I have never had a girlfriend It seems like being in a loving relationship with someone is a huge part of life and I feel horrible that I ve never been able to experience it I have met wonderful women that I respected and admired very much but none of them ever felt the same way about me and some of them even began ignoring and avoiding me the moment they learned that I had feelings for them

Even if I have a lot of reasons to feel good about myself it s really hard to feel like an attractive individual when I have never known anything but rejection I think I have a lot of good traits and I think there are a lot of reasons why I would make a great partner Those are the only positive things I ll say about myself right now because I don t want to give anyone the impression that I m arrogant However even if I m successful in other areas of life it s impossible for me to feel confident about myself when I ve never been successful with women

Don t get me wrong I don t think that I am entitled to attention from women It just hurts to know that women have been attracted to every man but me and that I have a 100 rejection record

I have everything else I want in life but a lover If I just give up entirely on women and accept that I ll be alone forever then I ll no longer have any wants or desires Should I just abandon the thought of ever being in a relationship and try to ignore love songs love films and all other love related things for the rest of my life

Just to be clear I don t whine or show self pity or insecurity when I m interacting with women However they can probably tell how lonely and desperate I feel regardless It s a fact I m lonely and I m desperate and I can t stop that it s simply how I feel If you are stabbed you feel pain If you are alone and unwanted for your entire life you feel alone and unwanted Will all women reject me because of these feelings Should I just give up on ever having a girlfriend

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[ExciteDyke]

Alex is the nigga that plays minecraft only to build giant cocks and anime women.

 

[LennytheMysterious]

I was just able to login into that reddit account, seems 2fa isn't on anymore.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

At least some archives already existed. I don't think we'll be able to see user replies on his crapposting (unless anyone archived those) and 2FA also blocks any attempt to get anything else that is only inside of his account.

I didn't have the opportunity to archive but I did take some screenshots of anything I found particularly funny.

Spoiler: Screenshots

One thing I enjoy is that he upvoted every single one of his own replies.
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His upvotes is just a lot of clickbait about tits & "Busty Babes"™, but nothing super interesting. His one and only downvote was some girl showing off a weed pipe which was strange.

Reddit actually auto upvotes every single thing you post, for you. That wasn't Alex.

LOL at him downvoting weedpipe girl, that reminds me of those christian "redpill" types who whine pride themselves on being better than everyone that parties and socializes to enjoy life. (Which is a cope, not an achievement, when you're a fucking porn addict yourself)

That first post/reply is fucking lulz.
"Dude why do you keep asking this same question"
"Um well I'm trying to learn BUT I ONLY AM TOLD RHETORIC"

Head ass syndrome.

I was just able to login into that reddit account, seems 2fa isn't on anymore.

if you can somehow get in you better archive stuff that isn't already posted (!)

 

[RIP Elliot]

Please archive.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

But is Osana released yet ?

 

[RIP Elliot]

But is Osana released yet ?

No.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

No.

I know, it was rhetorical.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

But is Osana released yet ?

It's never coming out, the real game is the mental gymnastics that Alex and his cult go through to keep their fantasy alive.