TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[RJ MacReady]

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[Mango Unchained]

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"She used to sniff the paper after she wiped, it was hella disgusting.


You'll never understand."

 

[RumblyTumbly]

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If I didn't already know Spoony was a sadbrained loser who is addicted to twitter, I would have thought this was some high level, Kaufman-esque, online performance art.

I mean, shit, this is the funniest thing he's said in years.

 

[RJ MacReady]

If I didn't already know Spoony was a sadbrained loser whose addicted to twitter, I would have thought this was some high level, Kaufman-esque, online performance art.

I mean, shit, this is the funniest thing he's said in years.

The only way it could be funnier is if he included a photoshop of himself as a pickle and said I'M PICKLE SPOONY over and over again until he ran out of space. Then spent the next three years posting it again.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

I think if Spoony somewhat regularly released content on roughly the average quality of his old self he would guarantee a livable income, even if he improved little or none. It doesn't take much to fund a single shut-in nerd in suburban Arizona. Low bar, yet it'd be 90% of his battle.

I think he'd also have to say something to disappointed patrons. Offering refunds to people disappointed that they didn't get what was promised would have gone so far in the long run. Alas, it's far too late now.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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My guess is it used to annoy him but now that he's all alone he misses it?

 

[RJ MacReady]

My guess is it used to annoy him but now that he's all alone he misses it?

He's a night owl who sleeps through the afternoon and stays up all night gaming. It wouldn't surprise me if he was fuming over April's cacophonous casserole crafting while trying to scream at Fallout 2 in peace.

Or alternatively "bizarre hours of the night" means like 8 PM because April said she worked part-time like 20 hours a week. Lot to unpack here.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He's a night owl who sleeps through the afternoon and stays up all night gaming. It wouldn't surprise me if he was fuming over April's cacophonous casserole crafting while trying to scream at Fallout 2 in peace.

Or alternatively "bizarre hours of the night" means like 8 PM because April said she worked part-time like 20 hours a week. Lot to unpack here.

It's Spoony. Unpack all you want. I'm sure there's a lot more to come.

 

[RJ MacReady]

It's Spoony. Unpack all you want. I'm sure there's a lot more to come.

In these troubled times it's a comfort to know there's always a new Spoony tweet in the render queue.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

In these troubled times it's a comfort to know there's always a new Spoony tweet in the render queue.

I'd say he's completely given up at this point but that would imply he actually put in effort in the relationship.

 

[KiwiBeanie]

I've suddenly become nostalgic for Spoony's old content in a way I don't feel for Channel Awesome. I just started rewatching some of his earliest videos I hadn't seen in years, starting with the SWAT LP. Getting towards the end of the first video and Spoony says "nobody chained to the radiator". That comment hasn't aged well in hindsight.

 

[BooneHelm]

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You really have to wonder what the fuck happened in that house. The way he paints the picture is he did something that changed the relationship forever. Did he go crazy and break shit? Did he angrily throw her tuna cassarole? Did he not wear the bull horns to bed?

Or he's an dramatic almost 40 year old emo dude. I dunno.

 

[Mango Unchained]

I've suddenly become nostalgic for Spoony's old content in a way I don't feel for Channel Awesome. I just started rewatching some of his earliest videos I hadn't seen in years, starting with the SWAT LP. Getting towards the end of the first video and Spoony says "nobody chained to the radiator". That comment hasn't aged well in hindsight.

Proto-Spoony is kino, on sundays I rewatch his old stuff too. Demolition Man, Dirty Harry, Make My Video etc. never get old. Like a skin he used to wear and he shed off, it withered away with time and the skin he wears now transmorphed with his epidermis and molds underneath.

 

[Afinepickle]

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I don't know what it is about this particular tweet but I find something about it really creepy. Maybe its the visual of a bitter Spoony sitting behind his computer seething to himself at the sheer audacity of this woman daring to make a peep.

 

[PetrifiedTom]

IMHO he just cowardly hiding under the blanket "Loser" because it is easy to pretend that you fucked your life and do nothing to improve your living conditions. He lost GF and is going to lose the house but did nothing at all to sustain both. Romantisicizng about relationship with ex or not showing at the hearing isn't the remedy or even slight will to improve but childish inmature behaviour of 16 year old kid who once loses ground under his feet calls mommy or daddy for help.

He's 40 year old NEET and makes me wonder that has at least 20 years to live on and has no goal or at least sense of being dead-weight for family. It's sad watching him blaming The Orange Man for years of irresponsible decisions.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I do have a mental image of him hyping up his big comeback of doing a review of Joker, he dresses up like Joker, does a livestream does the "You get what you fucking deserve!" Speech and blows his brains out for his audience.

"I thought my life was a tragedy, when it was really the greatest tragedy the world has ever known and I'm so miserable without April, I just can't do it guys, stream is over, bye".

 

[RJ MacReady]

Spoony update: Spoony has moved from his bed to his desk. Check back later for another Spoony update.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Spoony update: Spoony has moved from his bed to his desk. Check back later for another Spoony update.

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GodBear I wish I was there to literally smack some sense of perspective into his whinging pathetic ass.

Nigger is first of all insanely lucky to exist at all, he is the product of at least 2 billion years of genetic victory, each generation of cell to protozoa to fish to mammal to human, it was his ancestry that survived and thrived! Secondly, nigger is just as lucky to be born into the richest and most powerful country in the world today, one with an active social safety net that allows non-productive misfits to live in relative comfort unless they willingly choose the street, and was born in the right time and with brains enough to allow him to make an actual living simply mocking games and pop-culture entertainment on the internet.....And THIS is how he responds to his history of being a genetic badass? He won't even pass his genes on again to the next generation because he's a fucking self-destructive lonely by his own goddamn choice NEET.

And it does NOT have to be this way, not even with 'muh depression'. FUCK Noah, be fucking grateful to exist instead of pissing and moaning to everyone who ever used to give a shit about you.

K, triggered rant finished.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Nice to see the warthog is still replying to his tweets, and being completely ignored.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Nigga, she looked like a grandma, lol.

I have never seen a pussy cry for this long, and I remember in high-school a goth-kid who's girlfriend died in a car wreck getting over it way faster.