Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
"Policing is inherently rooted in white supremacy"

This just in, no nonwhite countries have a police force and literally all American cops are white.
Not just that, but any time that a non-white in America calls the cops then they're just collaborators in the great White Supremacy™ scheme.
 
LOL, the dull cow brain of Two-Ton Tugboat Tess is on full display in this comment. "98 percent of black men in prison never had a trial" What kind of absolute deluded moron believes something like this? Tess Holliday, that's who. Like was said earlier, she has not one independent thought in her head. And yes, Tess, you do have the time today to regurgitate someone else's BS woke lies to strangers. You have the time every other day as well. You're unemployed. No job, no money, no love, no HOPE! Also, whenever I see that gigantic gunt, I imagine a giant fanged maw opening up in it, like a Great unclean disciple of Nurgle which is what she truly is. Completely given over to her own pleasure, just a leech on everything and everyone.
The only way she's correct is if 98% take a plea, which is misleading as hell. Even that claim I am in doubt of, as odds are more than 2% do go to trial.

EDIT: This site (which I admit I didn't make too much effort to vet) that even pre-trial, only 43% of black men are detained. Not even close to 98%. I literally cannot find anything backing up her claim.
 
Yeah about "reparations"...
Did you know that there are countries in Africa that "abolished" slavery only roughly ten years ago?? And the scare quotes are there because just cos it became codified in law doesn't mean anyone pays attention to it. And there are STILL countries like Mauritania that practice force feeding little girls to the point of sickness and risk of death just to make them look like an eat beast like Tess so they can be married

It's Mauritania that abolished it as in finally being pushed internatitonally to bother to even criminalise it, in 2007. It still hasn't stuck though. The whole of their society has been based on Arab masters, black slaves (often born into slavery generationally) for centuries.

Other dates that may be of interest:

Ethiopia - 1942
Kingdom of Saudi Arabia - 1962
Yemen - 1962
Oman - 1970
Ottoman Empire - last slave sold in 1908 - but slaves were kept until the formation of the Republic of Turkey and abolition of slavery proper by Ataturk in the 1920s.

Ottomans slave-raided especially for women for the harems up into eastern Europe as far as Poland/Ukraine and for male slaves, down into western Africa. Otttoman Empire collapsed, so in the event of reparations, who pays? Modern Turkey? If so, it's going to be paying so much to so many tthe whole state would collapse. Also add in all black male slaves were castrated and couldn't have children, so have no descendants to pay reparations to. White slaves were all freed in 1830 however, and good luck tracking their descendants down.

China - 1909 all forms tehnically abolished however it continued in various forms mainly within rich households until 1949

and the current People's Republic uses de facto slave labour in many areas including domestically in factories and in recent decades, transporting Chinese male convicts to various African Belt and Road participant countries as a labour force to build the roads for the various govnernmentts in exchange for their mineral rights in pepettuity etc.

I could go on but the point is Tess is a fat, stupid, uninformed mess who looks like a giant sweaty blueberry ala Violet Beauregard in that stupid 'fitness' get-up.
 
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People who know make up shit. Is that drag queen make-up she has going on really the style now? In my eyes it looks so goddamn tacky and makes her look a decade older than she is.
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This is a face that will haunt you.
 
So much autism in comments but

“All cops are bad bc they are part of a racist institution”

You know what else is a racist institution? Modeling. Sure, it’s more diverse now, but was built on racism, and still has issues today as far as lighter skin PoC models/models with European features still being preferred for many positions. This means that all models are bad because they’re benefitting from a system built on white supremacy that literally tells black women they aren’t as desirable as white women. Even if you’re a black or brown model, you are still part of the problem because you are participating in a racist institution. It’s not enough for there to be reform in modeling - the industry needs to be dismantled.

Sorry Tess, looks like you’re a piece of shit. Maybe next time don’t make racist choices when deciding on a career path.
 
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Tess really has no independent thought. She’s just repeating what wokesters on Twitter say. If Tess wants the police gone, the least she could do is learn about the intricacies of the police force. Like the military, chains of command exist in the US police force. On top of that, police have their own unions and work closely with courts, DA offices, mayors, and governors. Additionally, having a good police force can help make commerce easier. Businesses don’t want to operate in unsafe areas. Tess has no idea of what she’s talking about, and she really should just shut up because her ignorance is actually making the situation worse.
 
Is she not aware there are black people in the police force too?

I'm curious now about her claim that 98% of black men being in prison without a trail. Can this be true? Did these men plead quilty or what? I don't know that much of the yankee justice system, but isn't it possible to plead quilty and just go to prison without a trail?
 
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Ia she not aware there are black people in the police force too?

I'm curious now about her claim that 98% of black men being in prison without a trail. Can this be true? Did these men plead quilty or what? I don't know that much of the yankee justice system, but isn't it possible to plead quilty and just go to prison without a trail?
the constitution guarantees the right to a trial. They can skip it with a guilty plea or a plea bargain.
 
Also, whenever I see that gigantic gunt, I imagine a giant fanged maw opening up in it, like a Great unclean disciple of Nurgle which is what she truly is. Completely given over to her own pleasure, just a leech on everything and everyone.

You won't have to imagine it anymore.

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can y'all stop sperging on about slavery and reparations? we already know she's braindead.
Interesting someone said she got paid to post stuff like this.
I have wondered if Tess gets paid by some woke illuminati company to repost these Doublethink infographics. I didn't know companies did like this but I wouldn't be surprised. Literally just paying influencers to put propaganda and other false info on blast.
i honestly doubt it, she posts it because of immense social pressure to post. there was quite a lot of "don't you dare stay silent" rhetoric in the wake of BLM, and lots of idiots like tess think it means you'll get canceled if you don't post about every single woke "fat serif on flat colored background" inforgraphic.

also, who the fuck would pay tess to post anything, she's a scourge to any movement she claims
 
also, who the fuck would pay tess to post anything, she's a scourge to any movement she claims
An interesting plot twist would be is if she were being paid off by Republicans to be controlled opposition. It’s a definite tinfoil, but it would be funny if it were true.

Honestly, if I were someone looking to make my opposition look even worse, I’d pay someone like Tess (under the guise of being a woke organization) because she’s an useful idiot that doesn’t know when to stop.
 
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