Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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So many people grow up in shitty situations or around bad people and go on to learn to live normal and fulfilling lives. While he might have not have been raised the best he should be held accountable for his views.
That is very true. I look at his choices: Alex totally rejected jumping into normal milestones for young adults (socializing, parties, drinking). He stays inside and deathgripped on a fake, useless morality system. Imagine if he actually tried doing the things he condemned and took a walk on the wild side, maybe he wouldn't take himself so seriously.

The mirror is being held up to him and he'd better reform if he truly wants a normal life. He's had good advice given, and he's thrown it away. Maybe it's sunk cost fallacy, he cannot let go of a crappy life system that never benefited him once. Maybe he's not that strong, and is weak willed, or he just doesn't care and truly is a narcissist that refuses to accept he is flawed. He's also essentially a "lost-boy" child of 4chan /v/, raised on the chan, as has happened to many sheltered teens who were rejected by peers while they also were afraid of disobeying their family's sheltered teachings.

I don't believe he would have ever gone down the path that he has in life, if he wasn't set up for failure by his family. A shitty upbringing is a shitty upbringing no matter how you frame it. But that said, lots of people have a shit upbringing and they reform themselves by rejecting their parent's bullshit and breaking social rules, and living a little. His path from being sheltered, into NEET-hood, spending his adulthood on a crappy game that should have been finished years ago, while fucking a sex doll and playing hentai games, just shows he refused to go outside and live. He didn't grow up. He's bragged about not drinking on the weekend, but then he is a NEET. It's a delusion of morality. Now, it's not too late to change... yet. But 40 years old is just around the corner.
 
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.....Alex walked past her and dropped his towel at his feet, sitting in Waifu’s spot on the bed before pointing to his cock. "Let's start with a blowjob. I wanna see how good you are with your mouth."

Waifu’s cheeks were almost as red as her hair as she looked down at his shaft. Alex’s cock was, by her estimate, about four inches long and fairly thick, but that was only in its limp state. She knew she would barely be able to wrap a hand around his cock with it being this hard. Quickly taking action, she got on her knees and grasped his dick, lightly stroking it while her left hand went to cup his balls. And like his cock, they were incredibly large. She was barely able to grasp one in her hand.

Ayano was rather…specific when she taught Waifu the basics of fellatio. Waifu put some pressure in her grip, but not enough to hurt him. Her fondling of Alex’s package was causing his dick to harden once more. Seeing that she was doing something right, she continued to rapidly expanding cock to finally reaching its full size, and Waifu was hard pressed to say she wasn't getting excited by the sheer size of it. At full mast, it stood at an impressive 5 inches and thick enough to make it hard for her hand to fully wrap around it.

"Wow," Alex breathed, his eyes sliding closed from pleasure. "You're definitely getting good marks in this department."

Waifu gave a small smile at his praise and increased the pace of her strokes, making him give another moan. Waifu felt her loins tingle in anticipation and she rubbed her thighs, making the heat between her legs worsen. With her free hand, she unbuttoned her corset to expose her pert breasts encased in a crimson bra to give herself some air. Alex got a good glimpse of her chest and even he could see that she was getting hot and bothered from her handjob, her nipples were hardened behind her bra and her pussy was probably moist.

'Time to move things up a notch.' Waifu thought. Taking a deep breath, she stopped her pumping and leaned her head forward.

Alex gave a groan of protest when she stopped jerking him off, but his groan quickly turned into one of pleasure and surprise when he felt something warm and wet encase the head of his cock. Looking down, he saw that Waifu had taken his dick into her mouth, widely stretching it as she sucked him off lightly. Her cheeks were red and her eyes were uncertain, but Waifu was smart enough to know her limitations and take it slow, only going as far as her throat could allow before moving back on his shaft.

Ayano made it clear that going too fast too soon would ruin the whole experience for both parties, so she taught Waifu only what she could handle. Turns out the young girl took to her training like a rose in a rainstorm; she moved her head back, keeping the head in her mouth as she swirled her tongue around the tip before going back in for more. Honestly, this was a delicious cock and Waifu quickly found herself obsessed with getting more of that wonderful taste in her mouth. The whole thing got her increasingly aroused, and sweat glistened on her exposed skin, making her cleavage glint erotically.

Alex, while engulfed in the throes of pleasure, was still of a mind to monitor performance. She was a bit sloppy and wild, but she definitely knew what she was doing and came down on him with enthusiasm and guts, knowing where to stop and how to pace herself for the most part. While he would've gone for more of a deep throat, he knew Waifu was not at that level…yet.

Suddenly, he felt a tingle in his balls and Alex tensed up. "Oh shit."

That was all the warning got before Alex grabbed her head and held her in place, shoving his cock a bit deeper into her mouth than she was used to. Her silver eyes widened as the thick shaft expanded further in her mouth and started hosing down her throat with a flood of thick, gooey cum. Thanks to a drug clients were given before the test to increase their stamina and inherent libido, the deposit of cum they released was more than a normal man could produce (and that wasn't counting faunus, who already came twice as much as a human man), and Waifu’s mouth was full of cum in the first shot and she struggled to swallow it down.

Some cum leaked out of her mouth and splattered on her chest, staining her black corset and skirt. Her throat worked overtime to swallow the cup-sized blasts of spunk that was being shot down her throat at rapid speeds. Waifu couldn't deny that drinking his spunk only got her more hot and she rubbed her thighs together to stave off the growing heat in her pussy. After setting a pace, Waifu gulped the thick creamy liquid for almost two minutes before she felt his grip on her hair lessen.

Alex had to give it to Waifu, she drank his jizz down almost effortlessly and was even getting off on it. Waif slowly slid his softening erection out of her mouth, gently sucking the entire way before she released him from her mouth with a loud pop. Not done cumming yet, Alex shot the last few streams onto her face, unloading the rest onto her chest.

He watched Waifu struggle to eat up the rest of his cum as she scooped up the cream off her face into her mouth. He let her have her fun before clapping his hands. "Now that you've passed the first part of the test, let's get down to the fun part, shall we?"...

The rest was forgotten in the hidden archive
 
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.....Alex walked past her and dropped his towel at his feet, sitting in Waifu’s spot on the bed before pointing to his cock. "Let's start with a blowjob. I wanna see how good you are with your mouth."

Waifu’s cheeks were almost as red as her hair as she looked down at his shaft. Alex’s cock was, by her estimate, about four inches long and fairly thick, but that was only in its limp state. She knew she would barely be able to wrap a hand around his cock with it being this hard. Quickly taking action, she got on her knees and grasped his dick, lightly stroking it while her left hand went to cup his balls. And like his cock, they were incredibly large. She was barely able to grasp one in her hand.

Ayano was rather…specific when she taught Waifu the basics of fellatio. Waifu put some pressure in her grip, but not enough to hurt him. Her fondling of Alex’s package was causing his dick to harden once more. Seeing that she was doing something right, she continued to rapidly expanding cock to finally reaching its full size, and Waifu was hard pressed to say she wasn't getting excited by the sheer size of it. At full mast, it stood at an impressive 5 inches and thick enough to make it hard for her hand to fully wrap around it.

"Wow," Alex breathed, his eyes sliding closed from pleasure. "You're definitely getting good marks in this department."

Waifu gave a small smile at his praise and increased the pace of her strokes, making him give another moan. Ruby felt her loins tingle in anticipation and she rubbed her thighs, making the heat between her legs worsen. With her free hand, she unbuttoned her corset to expose her pert breasts encased in a crimson bra to give herself some air. Alex got a good glimpse of her chest and even he could see that she was getting hot and bothered from her handjob, her nipples were hardened behind her bra and her pussy was probably moist.

'Time to move things up a notch.' Waifu thought. Taking a deep breath, she stopped her pumping and leaned her head forward.

Alex gave a groan of protest when she stopped jerking him off, but his groan quickly turned into one of pleasure and surprise when he felt something warm and wet encase the head of his cock. Looking down, he saw that Waifu had taken his dick into her mouth, widely stretching it as she sucked him off lightly. Her cheeks were red and her eyes were uncertain, but Waifu was smart enough to know her limitations and take it slow, only going as far as her throat could allow before moving back on his shaft.

Ayano made it clear that going too fast too soon would ruin the whole experience for both parties, so she taught Waifu only what she could handle. Turns out the young girl took to her training like a rose in a rainstorm; she moved her head back, keeping the head in her mouth as she swirled her tongue around the tip before going back in for more. Honestly, this was a delicious cock and Waifu quickly found herself obsessed with getting more of that wonderful taste in her mouth. The whole thing got her increasingly aroused, and sweat glistened on her exposed skin, making her cleavage glint erotically.

Alex, while engulfed in the throes of pleasure, was still of a mind to monitor performance. She was a bit sloppy and wild, but she definitely knew what she was doing and came down on him with enthusiasm and guts, knowing where to stop and how to pace herself for the most part. While he would've gone for more of a deep throat, he knew Waifu was not at that level…yet.

Suddenly, he felt a tingle in his balls and Alex tensed up. "Oh shit."

That was all the warning got before Alex grabbed her head and held her in place, shoving his cock a bit deeper into her mouth than she was used to. Her silver eyes widened as the thick shaft expanded further in her mouth and started hosing down her throat with a flood of thick, gooey cum. Thanks to a drug clients were given before the test to increase their stamina and inherent libido, the deposit of cum they released was more than a normal man could produce (and that wasn't counting faunus, who already came twice as much as a human man), and Waifu’s mouth was full of cum in the first shot and she struggled to swallow it down.

Some cum leaked out of her mouth and splattered on her chest, staining her black corset and skirt. Her throat worked overtime to swallow the cup-sized blasts of spunk that was being shot down her throat at rapid speeds. Waifu couldn't deny that drinking his spunk only got her more hot and she rubbed her thighs together to stave off the growing heat in her pussy. After setting a pace, Waifu gulped the thick creamy liquid for almost two minutes before she felt his grip on her hair lessen.

Alex had to give it to Waifu, she drank his jizz down almost effortlessly and was even getting off on it. Waif slowly slid his softening erection out of her mouth, gently sucking the entire way before she released him from her mouth with a loud pop. Not done cumming yet, Alex shot the last few streams onto her face, unloading the rest onto her chest.

He watched Waifu struggle to eat up the rest of his cum as she scooped up the cream off her face into her mouth. He let her have her fun before clapping his hands. "Now that you've passed the first part of the test, let's get down to the fun part, shall we?"...

The rest was forgotten in the hidden archive
I might already know the answer but why does he keep saying Waifu (with a capital W too) instead of using her name? There's Ruby 2-3 times but otherwise it's Waifu? Does he need to dehumanize her like that? I first thought the story was like a template and every time he wants to jerk off to it, he ctrl+f the word waifu and proceed to replace every instance with the unlucky chosen one.
 
I might already know the answer but why does he keep saying Waifu (with a capital W too) instead of using her name? There's Ruby 2-3 times but otherwise it's Waifu? Does he need to dehumanize her like that? I first thought the story was like a template and every time he wants to jerk off to it, he ctrl+f the word waifu and proceed to replace every instance with the unlucky chosen one.
Ah it’s just IOS causing trouble, now it’s just Waifu. And yes he needs to dehumanize her because she’s a slut
 
Hello, noticed no one covered.

Some dude legit made an easy frontend to the first order motion model, allowing pretty much anyone with an nvidia GPU to make a deepfake of any image: https://youtu.be/02FfhuxYRN4

If this is the case, the fact that Eva may be known as the Helen of Troy that publicized easily making deep fakes for non-tech consumers and not for his shitty game is fucking hilarious
I think L'inconnu Deepfake might be more fitting.
 
People in here defending an incel, pedophile, scamming, professional victim. It doesn't matter how poor he was raised. He's been socializing online for so many years, that he should have the social skills to stop being this.
Calling his parents shitty isn't defending him, it's just stating some facts on why he's such a lolcow/trainwreck.
 
i wouldnt even say we pity him, let alone 'defending'...
shitty parenting, while not the sole factor into what turns a kid into a lolcow, is definitely one main factor... quite a few lolcows ive seen on this thread so far had shitty parents/guardians if not confirmed, then strongly hinted at best. alex's own old threads confirm this.
the threads on tapatalk were from 2006 or so.. he's had more than a decade to see what the outside world is like, what life is really meant to be, how women, hell, how anyone in society behaves, etc etc, and he chose to waste it all, not growing up and not learning anything, and becoming arguably the largest one-man dumpster fire of the gaming industry... and i know that last line probably gave him too much credit...
 
The bizarre thing is he KNOWS his parents were less than ideal and he STILL never took the chance to express any kind of rebellion or mutiny against them. He went on a venting spree about wanting to kill his father with his own hands, yet still allowed himself to be chained down by his parents. He never once wanted to break out of his miserable childhood and have a brief wild child phase in high school that could have helped him experience normal social phenomena like women who enjoy sex and realizing there's more to life than being bitter about not having what everyone else has. He's been completely complacent despite hating it and I think for one reason or another he was truly terrified of his parents and what they might have done if he ever went against them.

He finally feels like he has control after impressing a few thousand dumb middle schoolers on the Internet with his cruddy ass edgy anime game. He's developed narc tendancies because of it and now he's doing everything he can to stay in control whether it be manipulating his audience or censoring his critics.
 
You guys make it sound like Alex grew up in some severely abusive household or something. Alex was just a sheltered child with typical upper-middle class cultural Catholic parents. The only real mistake that his parents made was being over-indulgent and letting him be raised by the internet.
 
The bizarre thing is he KNOWS his parents were less than ideal and he STILL never took the chance to express any kind of rebellion or mutiny against them. He went on a venting spree about wanting to kill his father with his own hands, yet still allowed himself to be chained down by his parents. He never once wanted to break out of his miserable childhood and have a brief wild child phase in high school that could have helped him experience normal social phenomena like women who enjoy sex and realizing there's more to life than being bitter about not having what everyone else has. He's been completely complacent despite hating it and I think for one reason or another he was truly terrified of his parents and what they might have done if he ever went against them.

He finally feels like he has control after impressing a few thousand dumb middle schoolers on the Internet with his cruddy ass edgy anime game. He's developed narc tendancies because of it and now he's doing everything he can to stay in control whether it be manipulating his audience or censoring his critics.
What the fuck are you talking about? "Miserable childhood"? "Chained down"? Alex was perfectly fine with spending his days indoors, playing games and fapping to anime. He wasn't homeschooled from the very beggining, only after he was "bullied". They did exactly what he wanted them to. And about his desire to kill his parents - he wanted to do this only because his father wanted him to attend college and his mother wasn't on his side in that regard. Basically, because they wanted him to do what he didn't.
 
What the fuck are you talking about? "Miserable childhood"? "Chained down"? Alex was perfectly fine with spending his days indoors, playing games and fapping to anime. He wasn't homeschooled from the very beggining, only after he was "bullied". They did exactly what he wanted them to. And about his desire to kill his parents - he wanted to do this only because his father wanted him to attend college and his mother wasn't on his side in that regard. Basically, because they wanted him to do what he didn't.
Also lets be honest. People took the "Alex wants to kill his parents" thing way to far. When we have plans for what we want to do and then be told be our parents (even though by now we're adults) that we have to do what they want we get kinda pissed.
 
You guys make it sound like Alex grew up in some severely abusive household or something. Alex was just a sheltered child with typical upper-middle class cultural Catholic parents. The only real mistake that his parents made was being over-indulgent and letting him be raised by the internet.
I'm completely sure this life-dependant plataform for many people is a double-edge sword.
Kids are manipulable by the entire behavior; that's why you need put rules and care of them.
If you don't, well; they can make a +2k page about themselfes being failures, and i'm sure that will be the best achievement in their life.
 
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