Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Angry New Ager]

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They probably don’t talk about it because Tess, despite being a “model”, didn’t make the dress look good.

Tess looked like a parade float in that dress; on her corpulent self, it looked ridiculous, cartoonish, like a joke.

If it's become a hot item among thin Instagram influencers, it's because it actually looks cute on a slimmer body. It did not look cute on Tess, and scolding everybody for their "fatphobia" isn't going to change that reality.

 

[Nectarine]

She's currently having an autistic meltdown on Twitter over the whole t-shirt scam thing. Wonder what triggered it.


Any guesses on who this part is referring to?

The person that started the narrative about me being a “scam artist“ was someone that has hated me my entire career, (even though I don’t know this person IRL) & still stays busy posting everything I do. Stalker shit.

 

[CobraPlissken]

It less to do with fatphobia and more with the fact that it's hard to make this dress look really good even if you're slim. For example:

This model is very slim, but the dress doesn't quite fit her serious look, the high contrast between her skin and hair, and the hue of her skin. On the other hand:

Here it looks just perfect. It matches not only her body shape and her colors, but most importantly, her joyful, youthful and dainty demeanor as well.

Meanwhile, on Tess, it looks pretty much like a cooking gas cylinder cover:

And not only because Tess is fat, but because nothing in her demeanor suggests joy, youthfulness or daintiness, and as a suppah moddle working for so many years in the fashion industry, she should know that how good an outfit looks also depends on the way you carry yourself, the hues and the contrast level in your skin, hair, eyes, etc. I'm not a fashion sperg at all, but even I know that. I guess that really shows how much of a rube she is.

She's currently having an autistic meltdown on Twitter over the whole t-shirt scam thing. Wonder what triggered it.
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Any guesses on who this part is referring to?

I don't know who the person she is referring to is, but I think someone might've pointed her hypocrisy after posting this:

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[Nectarine]

btw, just spotted this in her tagged photos.
with the size of that gunt, i can't imagine why she didn't post this to her own page.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

She's currently having an autistic meltdown on Twitter over the whole t-shirt scam thing. Wonder what triggered it.
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Any guesses on who this part is referring to?

Ahahhaaahahaaa omg I love it! Can we send a fruitbasket to this person once we find out who it is, they're doing Lords work if they can get her THIS triggered.

If she really was super ok with the whole t-shirt thing, she would just shrug and say something on the lines "That situation was handled years ago, get over it." because she has other shit to do. Many influencers have had their moments when they've fucked up, but they don't have a need to have melt-downs over them.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

btw, just spotted this in her tagged photos.
with the size of that gunt, i can't imagine why she didn't post this to her own page.
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I love how she was just bitching about people not wearing masks and distancing.
Rules for thee but not the beady eyed pig.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

The person who apparently set her ass on fire is a 16 yr old. I saw her original tweet. Sad Byrd Twitter profile link.

Edit: Original tweet

 

[Water-T]

"rap cover"

LOL

Sure it does: "2 FAT CREW", with their debut single "OH ME SO HUNGRY"

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

The person who apparently set her ass on fire is a 16 yr old. I saw her original tweet. Sad Byrd Twitter profile link.

Edit: Original tweet

Archive?

 

[tasty humane burger]

It less to do with fatphobia and more with the fact that it's hard to make this dress look really good even if you're slim. For example:

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This model is very slim, but the dress doesn't quite fit her serious look, the high contrast between her skin and hair, and the hue of her skin. On the other hand:

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Here it looks just perfect. It matches not only her body shape and her colors, but most importantly, her joyful, youthful and dainty demeanor as well.

Meanwhile, on Tess, it looks pretty much like a cooking gas cylinder cover:

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And not only because Tess is fat, but because nothing in her demeanor suggests joy, youthfulness or daintiness, and as a suppah moddle working for so many years in the fashion industry, she should know that how good an outfit looks also depends on the way you carry yourself, the hues and the contrast level in your skin, hair, eyes, etc. I'm not a fashion sperg at all, but even I know that. I guess that really shows how much of a rube she is.



I don't know who the person she is referring to is, but I think someone might've pointed her hypocrisy after posting this:

Yes you're right, she did not make the dress look cute at all. I would argue that it would look good on some people even some plus size bodies but nobody as big as Tess. I can imagine someone like Megan Crabbe (bodyposipanda) pulling it off as it suits her style, for example.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

OK, so I read the old Bustle article Tess directs us to and it contains some interesting numbers.

She made a donation to the domestic violence charity of $1000.

However, she claims she sold 3000 or so tees without having to refund. At $40 each. 3000 x 40 = $120,000

$1000 is about 0.83% of the proceeds. LOL.

But OK, we have to factor in costs of production (tee blanks and printing), taxes, and stuff like her having to eventually hire a company to fulfil some of the orders and to refund the 140 that never arrived. Tee blanks don't costt much in bulk unless you buy some seriously organic, fancy shit, btw. And we've been told before the shirts were low quality with low quality printing. So I doubt they ate into the costts muc. Let's cut that 120k in half.

$1000 out of $60,000 = 1.66%

Maybe she really screwed up and lost even more money out of that 120k. Came back with 40k out of 120k. $1000 out of 40k would mean a 2.5% donation.

Generous, isn't she?

This isn't particularly uncommon amongst business that promise an 'undisclosed' percentage of sales/profits/whatever btw. It's nearly always pitifully low and if you want to support a charity, it's better to forgo the product and just fork some money at them directly.

 

[CobraPlissken]

The person who apparently set her ass on fire is a 16 yr old. I saw her original tweet. Sad Byrd Twitter profile link.

Edit: Original tweet

Archive?

Here it is!



Tess Holiday/Munster is a shitty person, and here's why -

I wonder if "wizardess" is the stalker Tess mentioned.

 

[JambledUpWords]

More comments:


Tess’s apology:

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Her saying followers don't = money, is complete bullshit.
That is exactly how IG influencers work.
AKA the only reason her homeless and completely unemployable ass is still getting scraps.

 

[Pond Scum]

Tess looked like a parade float in that dress; on her corpulent self, it looked ridiculous, cartoonish, like a joke.

If it's become a hot item among thin Instagram influencers, it's because it actually looks cute on a slimmer body. It did not look cute on Tess, and scolding everybody for their "fatphobia" isn't going to change that reality.

I don't even think it's skinny people that made the dress more popular, I think it's the fact that there's been a huge "cottagecore" fad blowing up all ove tiktok right now, and a flowy dress with cutesy berries on it is perfectly trendy now. Tess and her minions just have to make everything about her.

 

[lamp shade]

She also went to Disneyland right after ripping everyone off with the shirt scam, if I remember correctly, and that didn’t sit well with her former fans.

 

[CobraPlissken]

She also went to Disneyland right after ripping everyone off with the shirt scam, if I remember correctly, and that didn’t sit well with her former fans.

Yup.

 

[BIG DADDY]

Regarding tiktok, nothing anyone over 30 wears is going to set trends for teenagers anyway, regardless of weight. Especially when it’s a random model almost nobody pays attention to

 

[lottalove]

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Just to point that out: She writes that jacket is in a 4X and I don't think she ever admitted to wearing that size before? Correct me if I'm wrong.

btw, just spotted this in her tagged photos.
with the size of that gunt, i can't imagine why she didn't post this to her own page.
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... and here it is again, that lovely 4X jacket.

 

[niente]

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This is a face that will haunt you.

Sorry, from a couple of pages back -- what a weird Kailyn-esque shape her head has in her edited photos? I just outlined what seems to be her head, how can it be this elliptical?