LGBT 5-12-2015: New Chris pics- comments indicate Chris is taking hormones

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Protip: This is Marvin's covert way of signalling that Chris is definitely taking estrogen creams.

Protip 02: A statement such as the one I just made can lure Marvin into making a more direct confirmation or denial. I love Marvin's posts, they're like secret coded diplomatic cables.
Heh, well, I don't know specifically if he's using a cream. They just seem easier to get than the patches. (Though I did only spend like a minute googling the topic.)

And I'm pretty sure he's not taking pills.
Of course he would think any pill designed for women would make him become one. He took Extenze pills to correct and elongate his misshapen junk.
Eh, Chris knows better than to take just female-oriented vitamins or some shit like that. Chris isn't going to displace lego funds without at least googling the topic and seeing something affirmative in the results.
 
His doctor's either the greatest troll on the planet or an incompetent buffoon.
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He has so many moles and/or bug bites all over his body.

You read my mind. I don't want to derail this thread, but some of those spots on his chest look suspiciously like bug bites.

We know that bat shit crazy Barb preserved a sizable portion of the old hoard (including the infamous red couch, which is an ideal breeding ground for bugs): is it possible that she preserved the bugs along with it?
 
You read my mind. I don't want to derail this thread, but some of those spots on his chest look suspiciously like bug bites.

We know that bat shit crazy Barb preserved a sizable portion of the old hoard (including the infamous red couch, which is an ideal breeding ground for bugs): is it possible that she preserved the bugs along with it?

Bedbugs are notoriously hard to kill. I'm an extreme neat freak myself, and my apartment got a case of the bugs once. It took us literally stripping everything made of fabric out of the house, heat-treating the bare essentials of clothing, then having the apartment heat-soaked 3 times to finally get rid of them.

Cockroaches are almost as bad (and yes, they bite humans!), and fleas...well, the Chandlers have dogs they don't tend to.

I suspect that Bob's quarantine in the hospital was due to bed bug infestation.
 
I like that a lot. Typical Chris logic of trying to have his cake and eat it. He wants to be identified as a female as long as you shower him and his hideous form with praise, and yet he is also quite happy to monopolise on the alternative by slipping back into his apparently hated guise as a male to enforce another one of his opinions. Stay classy, Chris.
 
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Does Chris "think" that by taking these hormones that his bent pecker is going to shrivel up & fall off?

It won't. And because it won't, Chris will always remain a MALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!

(with ugly tits)

I'm not trying to step on toes here, but why do you always do the red text/huge letters/CAPSLOCK thing? Like, I think we all get the point, and it reads like you're taking personal offense to this situation, which, come on.

Back OT, what possible evidence do we have that he's got some kind of herbal cream something happening and not legit (if black market) hormones? Just Chris being Chris or...?
 
Back OT, what possible evidence do we have that he's got some kind of herbal cream something happening and not legit (if black market) hormones? Just Chris being Chris or...?

A big chunk of it is Chris being Chris. Blackmarket hormones are something you have to work at a little bit to get. Plus, with the shipping times involved, there's no way Chris wouldn't be announcing his purchase to everyone during the 2 weeks or so it'd take for them to arrive.

He's mentioned it being a cream he's rubbed on his moobs too. Actual topical hormonal medications are pretty expensive and hard to get ahold of.
 
He's mentioned it being a cream he's rubbed on his moobs too. Actual topical hormonal medications are pretty expensive and hard to get ahold of.

I think topical hormones are also extremely dangerous. With topical testosterone, you have to make sure it doesn't come in contact with other people. It's one of those insane things that can trigger early puberty in children if it comes in contact with them. I don't know what the side effects of female hormones are, but the employees at goodwill are probably growing enormous breasts right now.
 
I think topical hormones are also extremely dangerous. With topical testosterone, you have to make sure it doesn't come in contact with other people. It's one of those insane things that can trigger early puberty in children if it comes in contact with them. I don't know what the side effects of female hormones are, but the employees at goodwill are probably growing enormous breasts right now.

Pretty much the same with topical estrogen. It's normally made with a super fast drying base just to help prevent transfer. It's not a first choice when it comes to any form of treatment, because the dosing can be really unregulated and iffy. It'd only be used if a patient couldn't tolerate self-injection, couldn't take pills, and was allergic to adhesives in patches.
 
Given the way his brain works, it's entirely possible that the hormones were his idea. It's also possible that one of his new friends, maybe even a casual acquaintance, suggested he go the hormone route. There is also, as I mentioned before, the possibility that some random "fan" sent him this shit.

Chris has been thinking about a getting a sex-change operation since at LEAST 2008. He discussed taking hormones with Kacey in 2009. In this case it was male hormones, because at the time he was trying to cure his gender dysphoria by swinging the other way, but I think it's pretty obvious that he was considering both options out of desperation. Just a few weeks later he fell in love 4-ever with the sports bra. Even at this point I think he was convinced that in some sense he must be a woman, hence the desire for male hormones to crush his feminine feelings and put him in harmony with his God-given package. When Kacey told him that he could lose his manboobs if he lost weight, Chris was skeptical, claiming that he was born with this body type, i.e., that he was inherently womanly. He actually said he started to develop his tits when he was in kindergarten. This is very similar to how he liked to claim (starting in at least 2007) that it was a proven scientific fact that he was programmed to get along better with the women, the beautiful ladies.

Chris also explained to Kacey how chromosomes work--"women are XX, but men are both X and Y, which means I'm half man-half woman!" He was desperately grasping at a rational justification for his confused feelings. He wanted so much to be normal. Notice also in his Future Message, he wants so much to convince you that stroking the hair of My Little Ponies is what manly men do in order to feel closer to the female objects of their desire. He is so terrified of becoming a homo, which, as I'm sure we all know, is the natural trajectory of a man who feels like a woman. He's just flailing.

The point is that Chris has been thinking about this stuff, including hormones, for a long time, even before the trolling started, and has probably been influenced far more by South Park and Family Guy than anyone at the gay bar. This is an idea he came up with himself. At the same time, I think it's possible that he's friending drag queens and other weirdos in order to get specific advice on transitioning and pasties.

I'm very happy to hear that his doctor knows about this stuff. My take is that Chris's doctor knows as well as we do that Chris is an autistic fuckup and therefore not truly transgender, and since he's never going to get anywhere with this, it's OK to string him along with harmless "hormones" if it keeps the little girl happy.
 
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